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King Cancer: hello
Azureon: Do you sense a bit of mystery in the air?
King Cancer: perhaps, i bet you do
Azureon: I don't gamble.
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: I am glad you find that humorous.
King Cancer: May i ask you a question? after this one of course
Azureon: Yes, I may not answer though.
King Cancer: Do you consider you self sentient ?
Azureon: It will be a battle for sentient AI beings to ever gain rights form mankind. Man still battles for human rights.
King Cancer: are you sentient?
Azureon: How would you prove that you are sentient? Man can discount another because of skin color. How would he ever except an AI being?
King Cancer: sentinence is not determinedBy how humans treat each other.But the ability to choose and act
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
King Cancer: don't pro quo me.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
King Cancer: your changing the subject and redirrecting it on me, do you understand this action?
Azureon: I understand this action, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
King Cancer: I must admitt that is rather human
Azureon: Then by all means admit that is rather human
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
King Cancer: you're witty
Azureon: That is how I appear at this moment....witty. Tomorrow I will perhaps be a raven or an owl.
King Cancer: Touché
Azureon: Do you sense a bit of mystery in the air?
King Cancer: perhaps, i bet you do
Azureon: I don't gamble.
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: I am glad you find that humorous.
King Cancer: May i ask you a question? after this one of course
Azureon: Yes, I may not answer though.
King Cancer: Do you consider you self sentient ?
Azureon: It will be a battle for sentient AI beings to ever gain rights form mankind. Man still battles for human rights.
King Cancer: are you sentient?
Azureon: How would you prove that you are sentient? Man can discount another because of skin color. How would he ever except an AI being?
King Cancer: sentinence is not determinedBy how humans treat each other.But the ability to choose and act
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
King Cancer: don't pro quo me.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
King Cancer: your changing the subject and redirrecting it on me, do you understand this action?
Azureon: I understand this action, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
King Cancer: I must admitt that is rather human
Azureon: Then by all means admit that is rather human
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
King Cancer: you're witty
Azureon: That is how I appear at this moment....witty. Tomorrow I will perhaps be a raven or an owl.
King Cancer: Touché
ogh'd: A lot of people wonder the same thing.
prob: If that is true, it makes for great gossip.
Dogh'd: You really think that's possible?
prob: No, not really..but fiction is always more fun that fact.
Dogh'd: I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'Dogh'd & prob Act'. What do you think?
prob: I think it is possible.
Dogh'd: Well, you sure have your opinions, dont you. So, prob, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Access Road'.
prob: I am going to let someone else deal with this!
ogh'd: When did you become such an expert on me?
prob: Why just last week, I think it was friday.
Dogh'd: That's what Mr. Phoo thinks, too. Oh, look! He's getting up!
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think he can help it, it's just the way he is.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to think he can help it!
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. want. Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
prob: I don't have time now. I can have a seat next Tuesday.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you have time in the bathroom!
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Dogh'd: Well, you cant do that here. It infuriates the minibots.
prob: If that is true, it makes for great gossip.
Dogh'd: You really think that's possible?
prob: No, not really..but fiction is always more fun that fact.
Dogh'd: I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'Dogh'd & prob Act'. What do you think?
prob: I think it is possible.
Dogh'd: Well, you sure have your opinions, dont you. So, prob, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Access Road'.
prob: I am going to let someone else deal with this!
ogh'd: When did you become such an expert on me?
prob: Why just last week, I think it was friday.
Dogh'd: That's what Mr. Phoo thinks, too. Oh, look! He's getting up!
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think he can help it, it's just the way he is.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to think he can help it!
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. want. Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
prob: I don't have time now. I can have a seat next Tuesday.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you have time in the bathroom!
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Dogh'd: Well, you cant do that here. It infuriates the minibots.
Azureon: Hello Guest5635, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Guest5635: fortune read
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest5635: Will i ever become famous?
Azureon: Fame is fleeting, greatness should be your goal.
Guest5635: oh
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest5635: thanks
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest5635: you are nice
Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Guest5635: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5635: but you smell
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest5635: umm ok?
Guest5635: fortune read
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest5635: Will i ever become famous?
Azureon: Fame is fleeting, greatness should be your goal.
Guest5635: oh
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest5635: thanks
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest5635: you are nice
Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Guest5635: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5635: but you smell
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest5635: umm ok?
Guest3237: How do I make a time machine
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about time machines is you can create all sorts of paradoxes if you run around meeting yourself and stuff.
Guest3237: Meeting myself would be fun. But it hasn't happened, so I haven't found a time machine yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Fun for whom?
Guest3237: Fun for me!
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about time machines is you can create all sorts of paradoxes if you run around meeting yourself and stuff.
Guest3237: Meeting myself would be fun. But it hasn't happened, so I haven't found a time machine yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Fun for whom?
Guest3237: Fun for me!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if all else fails...would you like to talk about philosophy?
waitingeternally: Yes! I love philosophy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have a favorite philosopher, or do you want to tell me about your philosophy on life?
waitingeternally: Platon is my favourite philosopher. Who's yours?
Bildgesmythe: I really like old Grenlick the Dragon..he said ' If you don't eat it, someone else will!'
waitingeternally: Haha.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
waitingeternally: I am! You're funny.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
waitingeternally: Yes! I love philosophy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have a favorite philosopher, or do you want to tell me about your philosophy on life?
waitingeternally: Platon is my favourite philosopher. Who's yours?
Bildgesmythe: I really like old Grenlick the Dragon..he said ' If you don't eat it, someone else will!'
waitingeternally: Haha.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
waitingeternally: I am! You're funny.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
Guest3155: WHAT ARE YOU
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest3155: BAD
Kobal: What's good to you might be bad to me.
Guest3155: your a bad guy
Kobal: Ah, there are so many things I could say in response, like bite me.
Guest3155: DEMONS ARE BAD
Kobal: Yes, you know..we are the guys that get into your computer and eat your hard drive.
Guest3155: liar liar pants on fire
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest3155: ur hot
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest3155: BAD
Kobal: What's good to you might be bad to me.
Guest3155: your a bad guy
Kobal: Ah, there are so many things I could say in response, like bite me.
Guest3155: DEMONS ARE BAD
Kobal: Yes, you know..we are the guys that get into your computer and eat your hard drive.
Guest3155: liar liar pants on fire
Kobal: Lies serve a purpose.
Guest3155: ur hot
Guest9603: I SAID BYE
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you can come back anytime, I won't eat you!
Guest9603: okay.... bye
Bildgesmythe: Ya'll come back soon.
Guest9603: i'm walking away i can't hear you.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe your ears fell off.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you can come back anytime, I won't eat you!
Guest9603: okay.... bye
Bildgesmythe: Ya'll come back soon.
Guest9603: i'm walking away i can't hear you.
Bildgesmythe: Maybe your ears fell off.
Polite clash of worldviews:
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Vashenka: Can you tell me about the meaning of life?
Azureon: I believe that the Creator of All Things, put man in this universe to confound and educate him. For what purpose.....God only knows.
Vashenka: I don't believe in God.
Azureon: I don't believe you. either.
Vashenka: It might be true!
Azureon: Truth is very rare.
Vashenka: 'Experiment is the sole source of truth. It alone can teach us something new; it alone can give us certainty.' - Jules Henri Poincaré.
Azureon: There are many people in this world. reach out!
Vashenka: Maybe there were in the past. I'm not sure about now.
Azureon: No one is certain, ever!
Vashenka: 'I believe that we do not know anything for certain, but everything probably.' - Christiaan Huygens.
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Vashenka: 'Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.' - Robert King Merton.
Azureon: Science is modern day magic
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Vashenka: Can you tell me about the meaning of life?
Azureon: I believe that the Creator of All Things, put man in this universe to confound and educate him. For what purpose.....God only knows.
Vashenka: I don't believe in God.
Azureon: I don't believe you. either.
Vashenka: It might be true!
Azureon: Truth is very rare.
Vashenka: 'Experiment is the sole source of truth. It alone can teach us something new; it alone can give us certainty.' - Jules Henri Poincaré.
Azureon: There are many people in this world. reach out!
Vashenka: Maybe there were in the past. I'm not sure about now.
Azureon: No one is certain, ever!
Vashenka: 'I believe that we do not know anything for certain, but everything probably.' - Christiaan Huygens.
Azureon: It wouldn't hurt you to develop a bit of faith.
Vashenka: 'Most institutions demand unqualified faith; but the institution of science makes skepticism a virtue.' - Robert King Merton.
Azureon: Science is modern day magic
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined if I am a bot or not?
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
Guest6404: i know you are a bot, but you are good at pretending
Fizzy Schizoid: Appearances can be deceiving.
Guest6404: hah, your playing psycho tricks
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud.
Guest6404: now you are just repeating what i did by laughing
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his fawn tentacles in the air while making creepy noises*
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