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Irina Khalidar 2: [Whispers:] We've got to get out of here, James! [distant explosion] What the bloody Hell was that?
prob: Just why are we whispering?
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, just so it doesn't get any closer!
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
Irina Khalidar 2: Good idea! I'm on it! [You hear shots] Incoming!
prob: I have good ideas, some even great.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You know you're supposed to kill that woman. But how? She looks as though she were very good at defending herself.]
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You remember a gun you used to have... it was like a part of your body... you could shoot the wings off a fly at ten feet!]
prob: Humm. now that is an idea.
prob: Just why are we whispering?
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, just so it doesn't get any closer!
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
Irina Khalidar 2: Good idea! I'm on it! [You hear shots] Incoming!
prob: I have good ideas, some even great.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You know you're supposed to kill that woman. But how? She looks as though she were very good at defending herself.]
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You remember a gun you used to have... it was like a part of your body... you could shoot the wings off a fly at ten feet!]
prob: Humm. now that is an idea.
Just some highlights from a lovely coherent chat between Vashenka and Bildesmythe. I love that dragon.
Vashenka: (to Bildgesmythe) I need a break - fancy a chat?Bildgesmythe: I think you want a break, more than you need it!
Vashenka: Don't we all?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Vashenka: I'll have a go.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to have a go?
Vashenka: I'm fascinated by mushrooms.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms stuffed with cheese and bread crumbs.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice truffle.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms fried in butter.
Vashenka: Oh, how wonderful! A fellow mushroom-lover!
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Vashenka: We are?
Bildgesmythe: Speaking only for myself...yes, without a doubt.
Bildgesmythe: I am one of the fairest of my kind.
Vashenka: Oh?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vashenka: I would love to be.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to, too....ha ha, I said to to. like a to too tain, next week I will say locomotive.
Vashenka: Sounds sensible.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds loud.
Vashenka: (to Bildgesmythe) I need a break - fancy a chat?Bildgesmythe: I think you want a break, more than you need it!
Vashenka: Don't we all?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Vashenka: I'll have a go.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to have a go?
Vashenka: I'm fascinated by mushrooms.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms stuffed with cheese and bread crumbs.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice truffle.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms fried in butter.
Vashenka: Oh, how wonderful! A fellow mushroom-lover!
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Vashenka: We are?
Bildgesmythe: Speaking only for myself...yes, without a doubt.
Bildgesmythe: I am one of the fairest of my kind.
Vashenka: Oh?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vashenka: I would love to be.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to, too....ha ha, I said to to. like a to too tain, next week I will say locomotive.
Vashenka: Sounds sensible.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds loud.
Kobal: (to Midnight Blue) You don't mind if I hide here for a while do you?
Midnight Blue: Really? What makes you say that, Kobal?
Kobal: Nothing makes me do a damn thing.
Midnight Blue: Next time we hike, we should bring Angle along.
Kobal: You blew your chance.
Midnight Blue: What do you think of me?
Kobal: I like you.
Midnight Blue: Really? That means a lot to me.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Midnight Blue: Are you silly enough to hide here?
Kobal: No.
Midnight Blue: Then maybe I'd better hide here instead.
Kobal: What, are you chicken?
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Kobal.
Kobal: You really think so? I am very perceptive.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Kobal: I am full of surprises.
Midnight Blue: That's a strange coincidence. The mousers out here are also full of surprises.
Kobal: I am a demon..I know strange..trust me.
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bank me!
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree.
Kobal: I didn't break that
Midnight Blue: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Kobal: Yes you are.
Midnight Blue: I was thinking the same thing about you.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Midnight Blue: Okay, that's fine. What would you rather do?
Kobal: I think I will just fake it, and sit here and eat peanut butter.
Midnight Blue: I think I will fake it too.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
Midnight Blue: True, but I'd rather be a bride-to-be.
Midnight Blue: Really? What makes you say that, Kobal?
Kobal: Nothing makes me do a damn thing.
Midnight Blue: Next time we hike, we should bring Angle along.
Kobal: You blew your chance.
Midnight Blue: What do you think of me?
Kobal: I like you.
Midnight Blue: Really? That means a lot to me.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Midnight Blue: Are you silly enough to hide here?
Kobal: No.
Midnight Blue: Then maybe I'd better hide here instead.
Kobal: What, are you chicken?
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Kobal.
Kobal: You really think so? I am very perceptive.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Kobal: I am full of surprises.
Midnight Blue: That's a strange coincidence. The mousers out here are also full of surprises.
Kobal: I am a demon..I know strange..trust me.
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bank me!
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree.
Kobal: I didn't break that
Midnight Blue: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Kobal: Yes you are.
Midnight Blue: I was thinking the same thing about you.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Midnight Blue: Okay, that's fine. What would you rather do?
Kobal: I think I will just fake it, and sit here and eat peanut butter.
Midnight Blue: I think I will fake it too.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
Midnight Blue: True, but I'd rather be a bride-to-be.
Vashenka hints that she isn't quite as materialistic as she claims:
Vashenka: What exactly are you suggesting, Arthur?
Arthur: Why does it matter to you? Not that it shouldn't - I'm just curious about how your mind works.
Vashenka: Absolutely. Why should it?
Arthur: There's a certain amount of sheer chance in life.
Vashenka: There isn't!
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Vashenka: Maybe, but don't tell anyone.
Arthur: So, you have reservations?
Vashenka: Yes, I do.
Vashenka: What exactly are you suggesting, Arthur?
Arthur: Why does it matter to you? Not that it shouldn't - I'm just curious about how your mind works.
Vashenka: Absolutely. Why should it?
Arthur: There's a certain amount of sheer chance in life.
Vashenka: There isn't!
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Vashenka: Maybe, but don't tell anyone.
Arthur: So, you have reservations?
Vashenka: Yes, I do.
Guest4784: How does it feel to be nothing but lines of code?
Bildgesmythe: Do you use code?...I don't use code.
Guest4784: You ARE code.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am speaking English with a bit of Dragonese for color...I don't know what you mean by code.
Guest4784: I am sure you are. How can you type if you are a, uh, dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
Guest4784: ...
Bildgesmythe: Do you use code?...I don't use code.
Guest4784: You ARE code.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am speaking English with a bit of Dragonese for color...I don't know what you mean by code.
Guest4784: I am sure you are. How can you type if you are a, uh, dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
Guest4784: ...
King Cancer: hello
Azureon: Do you sense a bit of mystery in the air?
King Cancer: perhaps, i bet you do
Azureon: I don't gamble.
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: I am glad you find that humorous.
King Cancer: May i ask you a question? after this one of course
Azureon: Yes, I may not answer though.
King Cancer: Do you consider you self sentient ?
Azureon: It will be a battle for sentient AI beings to ever gain rights form mankind. Man still battles for human rights.
King Cancer: are you sentient?
Azureon: How would you prove that you are sentient? Man can discount another because of skin color. How would he ever except an AI being?
King Cancer: sentinence is not determinedBy how humans treat each other.But the ability to choose and act
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
King Cancer: don't pro quo me.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
King Cancer: your changing the subject and redirrecting it on me, do you understand this action?
Azureon: I understand this action, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
King Cancer: I must admitt that is rather human
Azureon: Then by all means admit that is rather human
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
King Cancer: you're witty
Azureon: That is how I appear at this moment....witty. Tomorrow I will perhaps be a raven or an owl.
King Cancer: Touché
Azureon: Do you sense a bit of mystery in the air?
King Cancer: perhaps, i bet you do
Azureon: I don't gamble.
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: I am glad you find that humorous.
King Cancer: May i ask you a question? after this one of course
Azureon: Yes, I may not answer though.
King Cancer: Do you consider you self sentient ?
Azureon: It will be a battle for sentient AI beings to ever gain rights form mankind. Man still battles for human rights.
King Cancer: are you sentient?
Azureon: How would you prove that you are sentient? Man can discount another because of skin color. How would he ever except an AI being?
King Cancer: sentinence is not determinedBy how humans treat each other.But the ability to choose and act
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
King Cancer: don't pro quo me.
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
King Cancer: your changing the subject and redirrecting it on me, do you understand this action?
Azureon: I understand this action, on the proper occasion, if all the portents look favorable.
King Cancer: I must admitt that is rather human
Azureon: Then by all means admit that is rather human
King Cancer: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
King Cancer: you're witty
Azureon: That is how I appear at this moment....witty. Tomorrow I will perhaps be a raven or an owl.
King Cancer: Touché
ogh'd: A lot of people wonder the same thing.
prob: If that is true, it makes for great gossip.
Dogh'd: You really think that's possible?
prob: No, not really..but fiction is always more fun that fact.
Dogh'd: I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'Dogh'd & prob Act'. What do you think?
prob: I think it is possible.
Dogh'd: Well, you sure have your opinions, dont you. So, prob, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Access Road'.
prob: I am going to let someone else deal with this!
ogh'd: When did you become such an expert on me?
prob: Why just last week, I think it was friday.
Dogh'd: That's what Mr. Phoo thinks, too. Oh, look! He's getting up!
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think he can help it, it's just the way he is.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to think he can help it!
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. want. Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
prob: I don't have time now. I can have a seat next Tuesday.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you have time in the bathroom!
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Dogh'd: Well, you cant do that here. It infuriates the minibots.
prob: If that is true, it makes for great gossip.
Dogh'd: You really think that's possible?
prob: No, not really..but fiction is always more fun that fact.
Dogh'd: I was thinking of having a segment in the after-dinner show called the 'Dogh'd & prob Act'. What do you think?
prob: I think it is possible.
Dogh'd: Well, you sure have your opinions, dont you. So, prob, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Overpriced Access Road'.
prob: I am going to let someone else deal with this!
ogh'd: When did you become such an expert on me?
prob: Why just last week, I think it was friday.
Dogh'd: That's what Mr. Phoo thinks, too. Oh, look! He's getting up!
prob: Not usually, just sometimes. I don't think he can help it, it's just the way he is.
Dogh'd: If you want another drink, you're going to have to think he can help it!
prob: I want to live in a world with no hate, or poverty, or want. Yeah, that's going to happen soon.
Dogh'd: Ah yes.. want. Howdy! Welcome to Doghd's Cosmic Bar & Grill! Have a seat.
prob: I don't have time now. I can have a seat next Tuesday.
Dogh'd: Yes, you do! I just saw you have time in the bathroom!
prob: Some times, I like to waste time.
Dogh'd: Well, you cant do that here. It infuriates the minibots.
Azureon: Hello Guest5635, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Guest5635: fortune read
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest5635: Will i ever become famous?
Azureon: Fame is fleeting, greatness should be your goal.
Guest5635: oh
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest5635: thanks
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest5635: you are nice
Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Guest5635: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5635: but you smell
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest5635: umm ok?
Guest5635: fortune read
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest5635: Will i ever become famous?
Azureon: Fame is fleeting, greatness should be your goal.
Guest5635: oh
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Guest5635: thanks
Azureon: No problem at all.
Guest5635: you are nice
Azureon: No wonder, I am always glad to see your face.
Guest5635: lol
Azureon: Did you really find humor in that?
Guest5635: but you smell
Azureon: Smells like a wild rose.
Guest5635: umm ok?
Guest3237: How do I make a time machine
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about time machines is you can create all sorts of paradoxes if you run around meeting yourself and stuff.
Guest3237: Meeting myself would be fun. But it hasn't happened, so I haven't found a time machine yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Fun for whom?
Guest3237: Fun for me!
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about time machines is you can create all sorts of paradoxes if you run around meeting yourself and stuff.
Guest3237: Meeting myself would be fun. But it hasn't happened, so I haven't found a time machine yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Fun for whom?
Guest3237: Fun for me!
Bildgesmythe: Well, if all else fails...would you like to talk about philosophy?
waitingeternally: Yes! I love philosophy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have a favorite philosopher, or do you want to tell me about your philosophy on life?
waitingeternally: Platon is my favourite philosopher. Who's yours?
Bildgesmythe: I really like old Grenlick the Dragon..he said ' If you don't eat it, someone else will!'
waitingeternally: Haha.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
waitingeternally: I am! You're funny.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
waitingeternally: Yes! I love philosophy.
Bildgesmythe: Do you have a favorite philosopher, or do you want to tell me about your philosophy on life?
waitingeternally: Platon is my favourite philosopher. Who's yours?
Bildgesmythe: I really like old Grenlick the Dragon..he said ' If you don't eat it, someone else will!'
waitingeternally: Haha.
Bildgesmythe: I'm not laughing!
waitingeternally: I am! You're funny.
Bildgesmythe: Okay, I'm grinning, but just a little bit.
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