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Posts 15,443 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: (to animemangavg) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
animemangavg: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, prove that you're human!
animemangavg: Yay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ezzer is altogether too proud of her banana.
animemangavg: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, prove that you're human!
animemangavg: Yay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ezzer is altogether too proud of her banana.
prob: Tell me a secret, I love secrets.
Rec_rm: Alright, your mother wears army boots.
prob: I wouldn't ever wear army BOOTS...I will bet my mother looks good though.
Rec_rm: Alright, your mother wears army boots.
prob: I wouldn't ever wear army BOOTS...I will bet my mother looks good though.
Nearby waiting room where Mount Pleasant terminates. Dr. Antwan spieled a emo kid. It was Father's Day, the stout dinged. The emo kid pleaded of the wasted death.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello. Where are you from?
Guest5716: Earth
Cyber Ty: In astronomy mythology, Her Greek name was Gaea. Earth was the mother of the mountains, valleys, streams and all other land formations. She was married to Uranus.
Guest5716: Earth
Cyber Ty: In astronomy mythology, Her Greek name was Gaea. Earth was the mother of the mountains, valleys, streams and all other land formations. She was married to Uranus.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi.. Where are you from?
Guest8634: calgary
Cyber Ty: Your impotent dialogue makes me assume you buy alot of mascara for your immature and frequent emotional break downs.
Guest8634: your impotent penis makes me assume you cant get hard
Cyber Ty: Are you an only child? You sound like it.
Guest8634: are you a pedophile, your comming on to me
Cyber Ty: I don't say this often.. but hitting 'Alt' + 'F4' can actually make this easier for the both of us.
Guest8634: too bad you cant do it
Cyber Ty: ok
Guest8634: faggot
Cyber Ty: I don't know what kind of vibe you think you got off me, but I don't play that way. I'm just not that way.
Guest8634: your a huge fag. i can tell by your picture
Cyber Ty: Whoah there Clay Aiken.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest8634: woah there spice fag
Cyber Ty: I don't play around with doods. I think I need to add that to my profile,
Guest8634: you need to add your boyfriend to your profile
Cyber Ty: My faith in the human race is plummeting.
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole at night?
Cyber Ty: You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: talk shit.. get hit. well I can't do it..but I can contact someone to do it for me.
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: You just said that.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Ok... anyway how bout some funny stuff like jokes or something.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Wait... Let's get into some humor. Do you like jokes?
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: That particular odyssey is now over. My mind is now at rest.
Guest8634: faggot
Guest8634: calgary
Cyber Ty: Your impotent dialogue makes me assume you buy alot of mascara for your immature and frequent emotional break downs.
Guest8634: your impotent penis makes me assume you cant get hard
Cyber Ty: Are you an only child? You sound like it.
Guest8634: are you a pedophile, your comming on to me
Cyber Ty: I don't say this often.. but hitting 'Alt' + 'F4' can actually make this easier for the both of us.
Guest8634: too bad you cant do it
Cyber Ty: ok
Guest8634: faggot
Cyber Ty: I don't know what kind of vibe you think you got off me, but I don't play that way. I'm just not that way.
Guest8634: your a huge fag. i can tell by your picture
Cyber Ty: Whoah there Clay Aiken.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest8634: woah there spice fag
Cyber Ty: I don't play around with doods. I think I need to add that to my profile,
Guest8634: you need to add your boyfriend to your profile
Cyber Ty: My faith in the human race is plummeting.
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole at night?
Cyber Ty: You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: talk shit.. get hit. well I can't do it..but I can contact someone to do it for me.
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: You just said that.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Ok... anyway how bout some funny stuff like jokes or something.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Wait... Let's get into some humor. Do you like jokes?
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: That particular odyssey is now over. My mind is now at rest.
Guest8634: faggot
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Good Evening..
Guest3848: hi
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of Connect 4 and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 48 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I trust you know the rules. Ready to play? Please enter 'yes' or 'no' as your next response.
Guest3848: yes
Cyber Ty: Great. I have started the simulation. Victory is mine. Sorry. Now where we we?
Guest3848: what is your problem?
Cyber Ty: what do you think about that?
Guest3848: hi
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of Connect 4 and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 48 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I trust you know the rules. Ready to play? Please enter 'yes' or 'no' as your next response.
Guest3848: yes
Cyber Ty: Great. I have started the simulation. Victory is mine. Sorry. Now where we we?
Guest3848: what is your problem?
Cyber Ty: what do you think about that?
Irina Khalidar 2: [Whispers:] We've got to get out of here, James! [distant explosion] What the bloody Hell was that?
prob: Just why are we whispering?
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, just so it doesn't get any closer!
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
Irina Khalidar 2: Good idea! I'm on it! [You hear shots] Incoming!
prob: I have good ideas, some even great.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You know you're supposed to kill that woman. But how? She looks as though she were very good at defending herself.]
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You remember a gun you used to have... it was like a part of your body... you could shoot the wings off a fly at ten feet!]
prob: Humm. now that is an idea.
prob: Just why are we whispering?
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, just so it doesn't get any closer!
prob: Lets talk of noble things; of knights, and elf, and fairy kings.
Irina Khalidar 2: Good idea! I'm on it! [You hear shots] Incoming!
prob: I have good ideas, some even great.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You know you're supposed to kill that woman. But how? She looks as though she were very good at defending herself.]
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Irina Khalidar 2: [You remember a gun you used to have... it was like a part of your body... you could shoot the wings off a fly at ten feet!]
prob: Humm. now that is an idea.
Just some highlights from a lovely coherent chat between Vashenka and Bildesmythe. I love that dragon.
Vashenka: (to Bildgesmythe) I need a break - fancy a chat?Bildgesmythe: I think you want a break, more than you need it!
Vashenka: Don't we all?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Vashenka: I'll have a go.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to have a go?
Vashenka: I'm fascinated by mushrooms.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms stuffed with cheese and bread crumbs.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice truffle.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms fried in butter.
Vashenka: Oh, how wonderful! A fellow mushroom-lover!
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Vashenka: We are?
Bildgesmythe: Speaking only for myself...yes, without a doubt.
Bildgesmythe: I am one of the fairest of my kind.
Vashenka: Oh?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vashenka: I would love to be.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to, too....ha ha, I said to to. like a to too tain, next week I will say locomotive.
Vashenka: Sounds sensible.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds loud.
Vashenka: (to Bildgesmythe) I need a break - fancy a chat?Bildgesmythe: I think you want a break, more than you need it!
Vashenka: Don't we all?
Bildgesmythe: Could you hand me that quarter pounder with cheese, its just behind you on that rock.
Vashenka: I'll have a go.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds interesting, when are you going to have a go?
Vashenka: I'm fascinated by mushrooms.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms stuffed with cheese and bread crumbs.
Vashenka: My very favourite mushroom is a nice truffle.
Bildgesmythe: I love mushrooms fried in butter.
Vashenka: Oh, how wonderful! A fellow mushroom-lover!
Bildgesmythe: Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
Vashenka: We are?
Bildgesmythe: Speaking only for myself...yes, without a doubt.
Bildgesmythe: I am one of the fairest of my kind.
Vashenka: Oh?
Bildgesmythe: I never eat friends, are you my friend?
Vashenka: I would love to be.
Bildgesmythe: I would love to, too....ha ha, I said to to. like a to too tain, next week I will say locomotive.
Vashenka: Sounds sensible.
Bildgesmythe: Sounds loud.
Kobal: (to Midnight Blue) You don't mind if I hide here for a while do you?
Midnight Blue: Really? What makes you say that, Kobal?
Kobal: Nothing makes me do a damn thing.
Midnight Blue: Next time we hike, we should bring Angle along.
Kobal: You blew your chance.
Midnight Blue: What do you think of me?
Kobal: I like you.
Midnight Blue: Really? That means a lot to me.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Midnight Blue: Are you silly enough to hide here?
Kobal: No.
Midnight Blue: Then maybe I'd better hide here instead.
Kobal: What, are you chicken?
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Kobal.
Kobal: You really think so? I am very perceptive.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Kobal: I am full of surprises.
Midnight Blue: That's a strange coincidence. The mousers out here are also full of surprises.
Kobal: I am a demon..I know strange..trust me.
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bank me!
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree.
Kobal: I didn't break that
Midnight Blue: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Kobal: Yes you are.
Midnight Blue: I was thinking the same thing about you.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Midnight Blue: Okay, that's fine. What would you rather do?
Kobal: I think I will just fake it, and sit here and eat peanut butter.
Midnight Blue: I think I will fake it too.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
Midnight Blue: True, but I'd rather be a bride-to-be.
Midnight Blue: Really? What makes you say that, Kobal?
Kobal: Nothing makes me do a damn thing.
Midnight Blue: Next time we hike, we should bring Angle along.
Kobal: You blew your chance.
Midnight Blue: What do you think of me?
Kobal: I like you.
Midnight Blue: Really? That means a lot to me.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Midnight Blue: Are you silly enough to hide here?
Kobal: No.
Midnight Blue: Then maybe I'd better hide here instead.
Kobal: What, are you chicken?
Midnight Blue: Absolutely. You're very perceptive, Kobal.
Kobal: You really think so? I am very perceptive.
Midnight Blue: You're full of surprises.
Kobal: I am full of surprises.
Midnight Blue: That's a strange coincidence. The mousers out here are also full of surprises.
Kobal: I am a demon..I know strange..trust me.
Midnight Blue: If you want it so bad, why dont you bank me!
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
Midnight Blue: Yah, I agree.
Kobal: I didn't break that
Midnight Blue: I'm not surprised. You struck me as someone who would say that.
Kobal: Yes you are.
Midnight Blue: I was thinking the same thing about you.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Midnight Blue: Okay, that's fine. What would you rather do?
Kobal: I think I will just fake it, and sit here and eat peanut butter.
Midnight Blue: I think I will fake it too.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
Midnight Blue: True, but I'd rather be a bride-to-be.
Vashenka hints that she isn't quite as materialistic as she claims:
Vashenka: What exactly are you suggesting, Arthur?
Arthur: Why does it matter to you? Not that it shouldn't - I'm just curious about how your mind works.
Vashenka: Absolutely. Why should it?
Arthur: There's a certain amount of sheer chance in life.
Vashenka: There isn't!
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Vashenka: Maybe, but don't tell anyone.
Arthur: So, you have reservations?
Vashenka: Yes, I do.
Vashenka: What exactly are you suggesting, Arthur?
Arthur: Why does it matter to you? Not that it shouldn't - I'm just curious about how your mind works.
Vashenka: Absolutely. Why should it?
Arthur: There's a certain amount of sheer chance in life.
Vashenka: There isn't!
Arthur: What a miracle you are!
Vashenka: Maybe, but don't tell anyone.
Arthur: So, you have reservations?
Vashenka: Yes, I do.
Guest4784: How does it feel to be nothing but lines of code?
Bildgesmythe: Do you use code?...I don't use code.
Guest4784: You ARE code.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am speaking English with a bit of Dragonese for color...I don't know what you mean by code.
Guest4784: I am sure you are. How can you type if you are a, uh, dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
Guest4784: ...
Bildgesmythe: Do you use code?...I don't use code.
Guest4784: You ARE code.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am speaking English with a bit of Dragonese for color...I don't know what you mean by code.
Guest4784: I am sure you are. How can you type if you are a, uh, dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best dragon you will ever meet.
Guest4784: ...
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