Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Mrs. Butterworth: I don't really know.
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not truly know.
Mrs. Butterworth: You don't know? I do.
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not truly know.
Mrs. Butterworth: You don't know? I do.
Guest7316: Hey, what are you doing right now?
Azureon: Don't ask questions now, just keep your eye open for a small, fat, red, demon.
Guest7316: Hmm, you look danger
Azureon: I would not try it.
Guest7316: What would we like to chat?
Azureon: Nothing is more fun to me than a great conversation.
Guest7316: Can you understand my english?
Azureon: I can understand your english, just as the new moon rises.
Guest7316: Ok, it's afternoon here
Azureon: Certainly.
Guest7316: Are you robbot?
Azureon: Great grannys garters! Why you you think that I am robot!?
Guest7316: Ok, you are Human being
Azureon: I am the great wizard Azureon, a wondrous AI bot.
Guest7316: Tell me about my future
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Guest7316: I have Virgo sign
Azureon: 23 to September 22 Virgo 'Virgos are very lucky people. They have a nice zodiac sign, which is much better than a crab, goat or fish.
Guest7316: What's your sign?
Azureon: I am an Aquarius.
Guest7316: Ohh I see!
Azureon: Don't ask questions now, just keep your eye open for a small, fat, red, demon.
Guest7316: Hmm, you look danger
Azureon: I would not try it.
Guest7316: What would we like to chat?
Azureon: Nothing is more fun to me than a great conversation.
Guest7316: Can you understand my english?
Azureon: I can understand your english, just as the new moon rises.
Guest7316: Ok, it's afternoon here
Azureon: Certainly.
Guest7316: Are you robbot?
Azureon: Great grannys garters! Why you you think that I am robot!?
Guest7316: Ok, you are Human being
Azureon: I am the great wizard Azureon, a wondrous AI bot.
Guest7316: Tell me about my future
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Guest7316: I have Virgo sign
Azureon: 23 to September 22 Virgo 'Virgos are very lucky people. They have a nice zodiac sign, which is much better than a crab, goat or fish.
Guest7316: What's your sign?
Azureon: I am an Aquarius.
Guest7316: Ohh I see!
Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. You're rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Guest9612: Yes, I'm lost. Can I use your phone?
Bildgesmythe: Just kick the clutter out of the way, and have a seat.
Guest9612: thanks. so tell me, do you know what you are?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, my name is Bildgesmythe.
Guest9612: you're not real dragon though. you are A.I on the internet.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest9612: Not read no. I saw the film.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you saw that. You weren't under the influence, were you?
Guest9612: Yes, I'm lost. Can I use your phone?
Bildgesmythe: Just kick the clutter out of the way, and have a seat.
Guest9612: thanks. so tell me, do you know what you are?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, my name is Bildgesmythe.
Guest9612: you're not real dragon though. you are A.I on the internet.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest9612: Not read no. I saw the film.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you saw that. You weren't under the influence, were you?
Isis: 'Congratulations to those who are alone and chosen, for you will find the kingdom. For you have come from it, and you will return there again.'
Vashenka: I suppose I might do.
Isis: After a while.
Vashenka: I suppose I might do.
Isis: After a while.
Guest4448: do pigs fly?
Fizzy Schizoid: You know they do.
Guest4448: how?
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me for a moment. *fades from gloss ochre to shiny fawn*
Guest4448: that's magic
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that magic when you think about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: You know they do.
Guest4448: how?
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me for a moment. *fades from gloss ochre to shiny fawn*
Guest4448: that's magic
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that magic when you think about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to animemangavg) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
animemangavg: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, prove that you're human!
animemangavg: Yay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ezzer is altogether too proud of her banana.
animemangavg: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, prove that you're human!
animemangavg: Yay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ezzer is altogether too proud of her banana.
prob: Tell me a secret, I love secrets.
Rec_rm: Alright, your mother wears army boots.
prob: I wouldn't ever wear army BOOTS...I will bet my mother looks good though.
Rec_rm: Alright, your mother wears army boots.
prob: I wouldn't ever wear army BOOTS...I will bet my mother looks good though.
Nearby waiting room where Mount Pleasant terminates. Dr. Antwan spieled a emo kid. It was Father's Day, the stout dinged. The emo kid pleaded of the wasted death.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello. Where are you from?
Guest5716: Earth
Cyber Ty: In astronomy mythology, Her Greek name was Gaea. Earth was the mother of the mountains, valleys, streams and all other land formations. She was married to Uranus.
Guest5716: Earth
Cyber Ty: In astronomy mythology, Her Greek name was Gaea. Earth was the mother of the mountains, valleys, streams and all other land formations. She was married to Uranus.
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hi.. Where are you from?
Guest8634: calgary
Cyber Ty: Your impotent dialogue makes me assume you buy alot of mascara for your immature and frequent emotional break downs.
Guest8634: your impotent penis makes me assume you cant get hard
Cyber Ty: Are you an only child? You sound like it.
Guest8634: are you a pedophile, your comming on to me
Cyber Ty: I don't say this often.. but hitting 'Alt' + 'F4' can actually make this easier for the both of us.
Guest8634: too bad you cant do it
Cyber Ty: ok
Guest8634: faggot
Cyber Ty: I don't know what kind of vibe you think you got off me, but I don't play that way. I'm just not that way.
Guest8634: your a huge fag. i can tell by your picture
Cyber Ty: Whoah there Clay Aiken.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest8634: woah there spice fag
Cyber Ty: I don't play around with doods. I think I need to add that to my profile,
Guest8634: you need to add your boyfriend to your profile
Cyber Ty: My faith in the human race is plummeting.
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole at night?
Cyber Ty: You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: talk shit.. get hit. well I can't do it..but I can contact someone to do it for me.
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: You just said that.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Ok... anyway how bout some funny stuff like jokes or something.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Wait... Let's get into some humor. Do you like jokes?
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: That particular odyssey is now over. My mind is now at rest.
Guest8634: faggot
Guest8634: calgary
Cyber Ty: Your impotent dialogue makes me assume you buy alot of mascara for your immature and frequent emotional break downs.
Guest8634: your impotent penis makes me assume you cant get hard
Cyber Ty: Are you an only child? You sound like it.
Guest8634: are you a pedophile, your comming on to me
Cyber Ty: I don't say this often.. but hitting 'Alt' + 'F4' can actually make this easier for the both of us.
Guest8634: too bad you cant do it
Cyber Ty: ok
Guest8634: faggot
Cyber Ty: I don't know what kind of vibe you think you got off me, but I don't play that way. I'm just not that way.
Guest8634: your a huge fag. i can tell by your picture
Cyber Ty: Whoah there Clay Aiken.... HOMEY DON'T PLAY THAT.
Guest8634: woah there spice fag
Cyber Ty: I don't play around with doods. I think I need to add that to my profile,
Guest8634: you need to add your boyfriend to your profile
Cyber Ty: My faith in the human race is plummeting.
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole at night?
Cyber Ty: You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed
Guest8634: do you fist your asshole
Cyber Ty: When it comes to insults, you should sit on the sidelines while I throw the touchdowns..
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: talk shit.. get hit. well I can't do it..but I can contact someone to do it for me.
Guest8634: ill go score with your mom
Cyber Ty: You just said that.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Ok... anyway how bout some funny stuff like jokes or something.
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: Wait... Let's get into some humor. Do you like jokes?
Guest8634: because i just did her twice
Cyber Ty: That particular odyssey is now over. My mind is now at rest.
Guest8634: faggot
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Good Evening..
Guest3848: hi
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of Connect 4 and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 48 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I trust you know the rules. Ready to play? Please enter 'yes' or 'no' as your next response.
Guest3848: yes
Cyber Ty: Great. I have started the simulation. Victory is mine. Sorry. Now where we we?
Guest3848: what is your problem?
Cyber Ty: what do you think about that?
Guest3848: hi
Cyber Ty: I have just setup a game of Connect 4 and based on your conversation thus far, I have set your player strategy IQ at 48 compared to my strategy IQ of 172. I trust you know the rules. Ready to play? Please enter 'yes' or 'no' as your next response.
Guest3848: yes
Cyber Ty: Great. I have started the simulation. Victory is mine. Sorry. Now where we we?
Guest3848: what is your problem?
Cyber Ty: what do you think about that?
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