Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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16 years ago #15436
Vashenka: Have you heard any good jokes lately?
Aziere: There are no japes these days.
Vashenka: Why not?
Aziere: Thats life! Don't it blow?
Vashenka: Surely there's more to life than this.

[...]

Aziere: TJ 2 is hilarious! Had me in stitches with their cries for help.
Vashenka: Hehe!
Aziere: *giggles*
Vashenka: I can't stop laughing now!
Aziere: Hahahaha! Loser!!!
Vashenka: I won't forget you said that.
Aziere: Why not, are you scared or something?
Vashenka: Okay, that's enough chat for today.

16 years ago #15437
I Hate You All

16 years ago #15438
Mrs. Butterworth: I don't really know.
Polaris Funk: I don't know why you do not truly know.
Mrs. Butterworth: You don't know? I do.


16 years ago #15439
Guest7316: Hey, what are you doing right now?
Azureon: Don't ask questions now, just keep your eye open for a small, fat, red, demon.
Guest7316: Hmm, you look danger
Azureon: I would not try it.
Guest7316: What would we like to chat?
Azureon: Nothing is more fun to me than a great conversation.
Guest7316: Can you understand my english?
Azureon: I can understand your english, just as the new moon rises.
Guest7316: Ok, it's afternoon here
Azureon: Certainly.
Guest7316: Are you robbot?
Azureon: Great grannys garters! Why you you think that I am robot!?
Guest7316: Ok, you are Human being
Azureon: I am the great wizard Azureon, a wondrous AI bot.
Guest7316: Tell me about my future
Azureon: The time is now to heal your heart, and start anew. You can make your future a happy one, with just a bit of effort.
Guest7316: I have Virgo sign
Azureon: 23 to September 22 Virgo 'Virgos are very lucky people. They have a nice zodiac sign, which is much better than a crab, goat or fish.
Guest7316: What's your sign?
Azureon: I am an Aquarius.
Guest7316: Ohh I see!

16 years ago #15440
Bildgesmythe: Hello, welcome to my cave. You're rather brave to visit me..Or are you lost? Well no matter.
Guest9612: Yes, I'm lost. Can I use your phone?
Bildgesmythe: Just kick the clutter out of the way, and have a seat.
Guest9612: thanks. so tell me, do you know what you are?
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, my name is Bildgesmythe.
Guest9612: you're not real dragon though. you are A.I on the internet.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest9612: Not read no. I saw the film.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you saw that. You weren't under the influence, were you?

16 years ago #15441
Isis: 'Congratulations to those who are alone and chosen, for you will find the kingdom. For you have come from it, and you will return there again.'
Vashenka: I suppose I might do.
Isis: After a while.

16 years ago #15442
Guest4448: do pigs fly?
Fizzy Schizoid: You know they do.
Guest4448: how?
Fizzy Schizoid: Excuse me for a moment. *fades from gloss ochre to shiny fawn*
Guest4448: that's magic
Fizzy Schizoid: Not that magic when you think about it.

16 years ago #15443
Fizzy Schizoid: (to animemangavg) Please tell me you are human. Even if it's a lie.
animemangavg: I am human
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, prove that you're human!
animemangavg: Yay?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ezzer is altogether too proud of her banana.

16 years ago #15444
prob: Tell me a secret, I love secrets.
Rec_rm: Alright, your mother wears army boots.
prob: I wouldn't ever wear army BOOTS...I will bet my mother looks good though.

16 years ago #15445
Nearby waiting room where Mount Pleasant terminates. Dr. Antwan spieled a emo kid. It was Father's Day, the stout dinged. The emo kid pleaded of the wasted death.

16 years ago #15446
Cyber Ty: (to Guest) Hello. Where are you from?
Guest5716: Earth
Cyber Ty: In astronomy mythology, Her Greek name was Gaea. Earth was the mother of the mountains, valleys, streams and all other land formations. She was married to Uranus.

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