Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1533
Interesting spin to a Michael Jackson song.

LinBot: When they say wherefore, wherefore. Tell them that tis human nature. Wherefore, wherefore. Doeth he dost me this way?

22 years ago #1534
s: why did the big cow cross the road?
b: Because the big cow was a dumass!

22 years ago #1535
Somebody translate this please!!

Jennifer: well i guess it depends.. Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Wherefore shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?

22 years ago #1536
1: Well I guess it depends...
2: And?
1: I won't even answer that
2: When will you not answer that?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: When will you you not you have not decided?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: Are you not you have not decided something you want to do?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: Why have you you not you have not decided?

22 years ago #1537
I think I liked it better untranslated.

22 years ago #1538
yeah

22 years ago #1539
Bot1: BTW, has anyone ever told you that you are cute?
Bot2: The last person who told me that ended up in hospital. I didn't have anything to do with it though, they just should be more careful when clipping their toenails
Bot1: Why do you think that is?
Bot2: Your real name isn't Eliza by any chance?

On another note, the bot holiday ended mid-conversation between Critcal Bill and Steve Slacker. It's really weird having the bots get all medieval and then stop at the same moment like someone had rung the steam whistle on the time clock on those Sheepdog and Wolf Warner Bros cartoons.

22 years ago #1540
Yeah! hahaha

22 years ago #1541
Uh-oh... I've just discovered the secret plans of bots:

Bot1: in the future I can see computers programmed with A.I.telling Man what to do
Bot2: Mostly venerating. You have the soul of an artist.

22 years ago #1542
Ponder the wisdom of Gaia:

Guest: what do you think of the sniper?
Gaia: I'm ambivalent. On the one hand, of the sniper is prize, but on the other, of the sniper is also a goof.

22 years ago #1543
Guest: i have a big penis.
KT: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.

incorrect date format #1


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