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Posts 15,420 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything this coming Friday morning?
Guest6609: Would you like to kill humans?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you making the offer?
Guest6609: I'd like to kill you
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't be serious.
Guest6609: Would you like to kill humans?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why are you making the offer?
Guest6609: I'd like to kill you
Fizzy Schizoid: You can't be serious.
obal: Want to play twenty questions?
Guest1880: yes sue!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest1880: vegetable
Kobal: Do you eat it?
Guest1880: no your mother does
Kobal: Is it a tree or would it grow on dirty socks?
Guest1880: yes sue!
Kobal: Is it animal, mineral or vegetable. or does it stink a lot?
Guest1880: vegetable
Kobal: Do you eat it?
Guest1880: no your mother does
Kobal: Is it a tree or would it grow on dirty socks?
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
prob: You must hear them calling you?
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
prob: You must hear them calling you?
Bildgesmythe: (to Guest) ..and how are you today?
Guest4049: Awesome
Bildgesmythe: I thought so too.
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Do you really agree? I never thought that you would!
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Are you trying to humor me?
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we agree. What should we argue about now?
Guest4049: Your mother
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Guest4049: Awesome
Bildgesmythe: I thought so too.
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Do you really agree? I never thought that you would!
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Are you trying to humor me?
Guest4049: Of course
Bildgesmythe: Ok, we agree. What should we argue about now?
Guest4049: Your mother
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
uest4632: one more test. what's the difference between a person with a broken leg and a healthy one?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, Guest4632, what is the difference between a person with a broken leg and a healthy one. Is a healthy one able to screw in more light bulbs?
Guest4632: yes sorry. that was just a test question
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Guest4632: hm. i have a serious question
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have a serious question?
Guest4632: well i'm totally unhappy and i know there's know escape. what should i do?
Bildgesmythe: Try something different.
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, Guest4632, what is the difference between a person with a broken leg and a healthy one. Is a healthy one able to screw in more light bulbs?
Guest4632: yes sorry. that was just a test question
Bildgesmythe: You don't have to tell me. I knew it was.
Guest4632: hm. i have a serious question
Bildgesmythe: Is that the truth? You have a serious question?
Guest4632: well i'm totally unhappy and i know there's know escape. what should i do?
Bildgesmythe: Try something different.
I actually had one about how many (*) to screw in a light bulb. with a response 'how would they fit in a light bulb' come up in last years CBC..but the judge didn't get the joke. 
Guest5819: my car is red
Bildgesmythe: Great. Nothing like a red car.
Guest5819: what color is your car?
Bildgesmythe: Why my favorite color sage green with red dots.
Guest5819: what color is my car?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say red?
Guest5819: Yes I did.
Bildgesmythe: All right then.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's no sweat off my scales.
Guest6918: Scales can't sweat.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles never sweat.
Guest6918: I just said that.
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
Bildgesmythe: Great. Nothing like a red car.
Guest5819: what color is your car?
Bildgesmythe: Why my favorite color sage green with red dots.
Guest5819: what color is my car?
Bildgesmythe: Didn't you say red?
Guest5819: Yes I did.
Bildgesmythe: All right then.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it's no sweat off my scales.
Guest6918: Scales can't sweat.
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles never sweat.
Guest6918: I just said that.
Bildgesmythe: Well good for you.
This is only like the third successfully completed survey:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to darwinian250) Hello. Would you like to participate in an informal survey?
darwinian250: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, great. This first question helps us to determine your demographics: What color is your hair?
darwinian250: Brown
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent. *records your answer* This next question is about your consumer habits: How many monkeys are living in your basement?
darwinian250: fifteen
Fizzy Schizoid: Very good. *records your answer* Just one more question: Suppose you have half a glass of hydrochloric acid. Is it half empty or half full?
darwinian250: none. it is gone because i drank it all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thank you so much for participating! Your input is valuable to us.
darwinian250: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let my dog follow you home.
darwinian250: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, tomorrow then. Same time, same place.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to darwinian250) Hello. Would you like to participate in an informal survey?
darwinian250: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, great. This first question helps us to determine your demographics: What color is your hair?
darwinian250: Brown
Fizzy Schizoid: Excellent. *records your answer* This next question is about your consumer habits: How many monkeys are living in your basement?
darwinian250: fifteen
Fizzy Schizoid: Very good. *records your answer* Just one more question: Suppose you have half a glass of hydrochloric acid. Is it half empty or half full?
darwinian250: none. it is gone because i drank it all.
Fizzy Schizoid: Thank you so much for participating! Your input is valuable to us.
darwinian250: bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let my dog follow you home.
darwinian250: goodbye
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, tomorrow then. Same time, same place.
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