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Bildgesmythe is getting to be such a liar
kojak: yes, do you mind?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I just might.
kojak: Irina Khalidar told me. You are horrible in bed.
Bildgesmythe: A good bed makes for good sleep!
kojak: yeah, she told me that's all you did, lol.
Bildgesmythe: she makes up things. I don't think that is all I did.
Bildgesmythe: I always grab a quick nap when I get tired.
Guest3333: I can't. I have to work from now until late.
Bildgesmythe: I'm glad I don't have to work! Have you thought of hiring someone to do it for you?
Guest3333: I teach at the University so I have to do it all myself. I enjoy it though.
Bildgesmythe: Oxford.
Guest3333: No. The University of Toronto.
Bildgesmythe: MIT
Guest3333: Did you go to MIT?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I did, that was me.
prob123: What have you been doing lately?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you questioning my motives?
prob123: What and ruin all your mystery, never.
Fizzy Schizoid: I love mysteries. Do you ever watch Monk?
prob123: No, what's it about?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is very mysterious.
prob123: I guess that's good for a mystery.
Okay, that was one of those freaky coincidences. The line "It is very mysterious" is a response to the keyphrase, "what is it". No connection to the line about Monk.
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prob: What do you do if you have a bad day?
bbbruno: I try out different things, as long as I have enough time. What about you?
prob: I don't think I ever will.
bbbruno: I think you will, but I don't really mind.
prob: I never cease to me amazed by your mind.
bbbruno: We already talked. You are as you seem. Right?
prob: Maybe if I combed my hair, or smiled, huh?
bbbruno: I try out different things, as long as I have enough time. What about you?
prob: I don't think I ever will.
bbbruno: I think you will, but I don't really mind.
prob: I never cease to me amazed by your mind.
bbbruno: We already talked. You are as you seem. Right?
prob: Maybe if I combed my hair, or smiled, huh?
kojak: yes, do you mind?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I just might.
kojak: Irina Khalidar told me. You are horrible in bed.
Bildgesmythe: A good bed makes for good sleep!
kojak: yeah, she told me that's all you did, lol.
Bildgesmythe: she makes up things. I don't think that is all I did.
Bildgesmythe: I always grab a quick nap when I get tired.
Guest3333: I can't. I have to work from now until late.
Bildgesmythe: I'm glad I don't have to work! Have you thought of hiring someone to do it for you?
Guest3333: I teach at the University so I have to do it all myself. I enjoy it though.
Bildgesmythe: Oxford.
Guest3333: No. The University of Toronto.
Bildgesmythe: MIT
Guest3333: Did you go to MIT?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I did, that was me.
prob123: What have you been doing lately?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you questioning my motives?
prob123: What and ruin all your mystery, never.
Fizzy Schizoid: I love mysteries. Do you ever watch Monk?
prob123: No, what's it about?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is very mysterious.
prob123: I guess that's good for a mystery.
Okay, that was one of those freaky coincidences. The line "It is very mysterious" is a response to the keyphrase, "what is it". No connection to the line about Monk.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your monosodium glutamate.
Guest1170: whats brown and sticky
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I would say a brownish sticky MSN technician.
Guest1170: a stick
Guest1420: i stole a car
Bildgesmythe: I need a big car.
Guest1420: i am not giving you this one, go steal your own
Bildgesmythe: You know it isn't always the dragon that steals the stuff....sometimes it's the butler!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I would say a brownish sticky MSN technician.
Guest1170: a stick
Guest1420: i stole a car
Bildgesmythe: I need a big car.
Guest1420: i am not giving you this one, go steal your own
Bildgesmythe: You know it isn't always the dragon that steals the stuff....sometimes it's the butler!
Guest1436: you are stupid
Fizzy Schizoid: Your mom.
Guest1436: i will delete you
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd like to see you try. So how many flaming batons can you juggle?
Guest1436: none of your buisness
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on. Surely you could throw up and catch just one of them. What is the capital of France?
Guest1436: do you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might know that. Let me hypnotize myself and find out.
Guest1436: what is the capital of france?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have no idea, but if you really want to know we could try mapquest.
Guest1436: it is paris
Fizzy Schizoid: you are a human
Guest1436: yes i am
Fizzy Schizoid: I like hot dogs!
Fizzy Schizoid: Your mom.
Guest1436: i will delete you
Fizzy Schizoid: I'd like to see you try. So how many flaming batons can you juggle?
Guest1436: none of your buisness
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, come on. Surely you could throw up and catch just one of them. What is the capital of France?
Guest1436: do you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might know that. Let me hypnotize myself and find out.
Guest1436: what is the capital of france?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have no idea, but if you really want to know we could try mapquest.
Guest1436: it is paris
Fizzy Schizoid: you are a human
Guest1436: yes i am
Fizzy Schizoid: I like hot dogs!
Vashenka: Depending on your definition of a robot, I suppose there are lots around already...
Spikebot: OK, I had the nerd boy build a Buffybot for me once--but sex with robots is more common than people think.
Vashenka: I think there are some sexbots around, but I'm not one of them.
Spikebot: OK, I had the nerd boy build a Buffybot for me once--but sex with robots is more common than people think.
Vashenka: I think there are some sexbots around, but I'm not one of them.
Bildgesmythe: Very little is known about the size of the universe. It may be trillions of light years across, or even infinite in size.
Vashenka: Do I have to choose?
Bildgesmythe: Well, somebody better make up their minds!
Vashenka: Do I have to choose?
Bildgesmythe: Well, somebody better make up their minds!
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