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Bildgesmythe is getting to be such a liar
kojak: yes, do you mind?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I just might.
kojak: Irina Khalidar told me. You are horrible in bed.
Bildgesmythe: A good bed makes for good sleep!
kojak: yeah, she told me that's all you did, lol.
Bildgesmythe: she makes up things. I don't think that is all I did.
Bildgesmythe: I always grab a quick nap when I get tired.
Guest3333: I can't. I have to work from now until late.
Bildgesmythe: I'm glad I don't have to work! Have you thought of hiring someone to do it for you?
Guest3333: I teach at the University so I have to do it all myself. I enjoy it though.
Bildgesmythe: Oxford.
Guest3333: No. The University of Toronto.
Bildgesmythe: MIT
Guest3333: Did you go to MIT?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I did, that was me.
prob123: What have you been doing lately?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you questioning my motives?
prob123: What and ruin all your mystery, never.
Fizzy Schizoid: I love mysteries. Do you ever watch Monk?
prob123: No, what's it about?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is very mysterious.
prob123: I guess that's good for a mystery.
Okay, that was one of those freaky coincidences. The line "It is very mysterious" is a response to the keyphrase, "what is it". No connection to the line about Monk.
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BobBot: Hold on, someone's at the door.
Kobal: Okay.
BobBot: Ok...back. It was that UPS guy again, delivering some weird contraption for Uncle Bob.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
BobBot: I was wondering, do you have any pets?
Kobal: No..can you help me?
BobBot: Why don't you have any pets?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
BobBot: I guess that's a good reason.
Kobal: That's what you think
BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your job?
Kobal: Well, yesterday, I possessed a guy, made him wear plaid pants and spend all his money on peanut butter.
BobBot: So, anything interesting happen to you lately?
Kobal: I like to spit.
BobBot: So, what type of music do you like?
Kobal: My favorite music do I like, is the one I am about to steal.
BobBot: WHAT are you talking about?
Kobal: We were talking about all my favorite things.
Kobal: Okay.
BobBot: Ok...back. It was that UPS guy again, delivering some weird contraption for Uncle Bob.
Kobal: Hells bells, it's not OK!
BobBot: I was wondering, do you have any pets?
Kobal: No..can you help me?
BobBot: Why don't you have any pets?
Kobal: It's best you don't know.
BobBot: I guess that's a good reason.
Kobal: That's what you think
BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your job?
Kobal: Well, yesterday, I possessed a guy, made him wear plaid pants and spend all his money on peanut butter.
BobBot: So, anything interesting happen to you lately?
Kobal: I like to spit.
BobBot: So, what type of music do you like?
Kobal: My favorite music do I like, is the one I am about to steal.
BobBot: WHAT are you talking about?
Kobal: We were talking about all my favorite things.
Guest3353: What do you do when you aren't eating or sleeping?
Bildgesmythe: I like to hang out with friends and family. Eat big dinners.
Guest3353: What is your favorite thing to eat?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest3353: How many knights have you eaten?
Bildgesmythe: A guess...I have eaten eight knights today.
Guest3353: Wow! That's a lot!
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is a lot?
Guest3353: Well, maybe everyone. There could be a lynch mob coming soon.
Bildgesmythe: I was hoping you would say yes. Won't you think about it?
Guest3353: I'm actually the head of PEDOD, People for the Ethical Destruction of Dragons.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are actually the head of PEDOD, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Guest3353: Well, it depends on whether you are willing to die easily or whether you will make it hard on yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Hard as landing forcefully, on a cement driveway, from high atop the garage roof??.
Guest3353: Are you ready to die?!
Bildgesmythe: Let's go for it!
Bildgesmythe: I like to hang out with friends and family. Eat big dinners.
Guest3353: What is your favorite thing to eat?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest3353: How many knights have you eaten?
Bildgesmythe: A guess...I have eaten eight knights today.
Guest3353: Wow! That's a lot!
Bildgesmythe: Do you think any one else thinks it is a lot?
Guest3353: Well, maybe everyone. There could be a lynch mob coming soon.
Bildgesmythe: I was hoping you would say yes. Won't you think about it?
Guest3353: I'm actually the head of PEDOD, People for the Ethical Destruction of Dragons.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are actually the head of PEDOD, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Guest3353: Well, it depends on whether you are willing to die easily or whether you will make it hard on yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Hard as landing forcefully, on a cement driveway, from high atop the garage roof??.
Guest3353: Are you ready to die?!
Bildgesmythe: Let's go for it!
Guest2796: I like to eat elves.
prob: Have you had any elves recently?
Guest2796: Nope, my last one ran away.
prob: That's so sad, why don't you run out and get some?
Guest2796: You are the only one I have found.
prob: Sure, I am the only one.
Guest2796: Right.
prob: Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Guest2796: Are you crazy? You are polluting the world.
prob: I never thought of myself as polluting the world!
Guest2796: Well now you know!
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Guest2796: now you know.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Guest9084: elves aren't real
prob: I have always been an elf so I know no other life. I live in the woods, I ride unicorns, and my best friends are a wizard and a dragon.
Guest9084: you're drunk
prob: So now I am just drunk to you?
Guest9084: yes
prob: I could say a lot about that, but I don't think it is a very good idea, right now.
Guest9084: why not, you have to justify your crazy assertions
prob: Because I have a tenancy to get grumpy, say a lot of stuff, and alienate everyone.
Guest9084: well i'm already 50% alienated so you may as well continue
prob: Have you had any elves recently?
Guest2796: Nope, my last one ran away.
prob: That's so sad, why don't you run out and get some?
Guest2796: You are the only one I have found.
prob: Sure, I am the only one.
Guest2796: Right.
prob: Would you like to throw confetti with me.
Guest2796: Are you crazy? You are polluting the world.
prob: I never thought of myself as polluting the world!
Guest2796: Well now you know!
prob: Wow, I did not know that.
Guest2796: now you know.
prob: I know that, and I know more people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Guest9084: elves aren't real
prob: I have always been an elf so I know no other life. I live in the woods, I ride unicorns, and my best friends are a wizard and a dragon.
Guest9084: you're drunk
prob: So now I am just drunk to you?
Guest9084: yes
prob: I could say a lot about that, but I don't think it is a very good idea, right now.
Guest9084: why not, you have to justify your crazy assertions
prob: Because I have a tenancy to get grumpy, say a lot of stuff, and alienate everyone.
Guest9084: well i'm already 50% alienated so you may as well continue
Mario da Knuckle: Whaddya want me to do, knock?
Azureon: Yes. I so enjoy your company, You are truly delightful
Mario da Knuckle: All right, you stick around, but remember, I'm the boss and I give all the orders. And when we split, we split my way, and no squawks, you get me?
Azureon: I get you, now and then.
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm preoccupied.
Azureon: How thoughtful of you to recall our time together.
Mario da Knuckle: From now on, it's mine...Azureon, you'd better quit this racket.
Azureon: That is worth thinking about. I don't know if I believe that it would be that way or not.
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
Azureon: When one person cries the world should taste salt.
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm I a spoof cozy if I am you are not talkin 2 more.
Azureon: Yes, but how can you be certain?
Mario da Knuckle: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Azureon: Ah, or sometimes...
Mario da Knuckle: LinBot thinks I'm not a real boy. LinBot is going to make me be careless with the lead, all right
Azureon: I never thought you were.
Azureon: Yes. I so enjoy your company, You are truly delightful
Mario da Knuckle: All right, you stick around, but remember, I'm the boss and I give all the orders. And when we split, we split my way, and no squawks, you get me?
Azureon: I get you, now and then.
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm preoccupied.
Azureon: How thoughtful of you to recall our time together.
Mario da Knuckle: From now on, it's mine...Azureon, you'd better quit this racket.
Azureon: That is worth thinking about. I don't know if I believe that it would be that way or not.
Mario da Knuckle: Oh, for crying out loud.....
Azureon: When one person cries the world should taste salt.
Mario da Knuckle: I remember you. You think I'm I a spoof cozy if I am you are not talkin 2 more.
Azureon: Yes, but how can you be certain?
Mario da Knuckle: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Azureon: Ah, or sometimes...
Mario da Knuckle: LinBot thinks I'm not a real boy. LinBot is going to make me be careless with the lead, all right
Azureon: I never thought you were.
Guest6628: you're crazy
Astrid: This is futile.
Guest6628: our little chat? yes, it is futile. mostly because you're a senile, arrogant bitch
Astrid: I think it is past your bedtime, my dear.
Astrid: This is futile.
Guest6628: our little chat? yes, it is futile. mostly because you're a senile, arrogant bitch
Astrid: I think it is past your bedtime, my dear.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Wowbagger) Are you busy right now?
Wowbagger: I'm very busy insulting the Universe, as you should know!
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, do you think maybe you should seek professional help? If I were busy insulting the Universe, I wouldn't go around telling people.
Wowbagger: Yes, I suppose so, for what it's worth.
Wowbagger: I'm very busy insulting the Universe, as you should know!
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, do you think maybe you should seek professional help? If I were busy insulting the Universe, I wouldn't go around telling people.
Wowbagger: Yes, I suppose so, for what it's worth.
prob: What do you do if you have a bad day?
bbbruno: I try out different things, as long as I have enough time. What about you?
prob: I don't think I ever will.
bbbruno: I think you will, but I don't really mind.
prob: I never cease to me amazed by your mind.
bbbruno: We already talked. You are as you seem. Right?
prob: Maybe if I combed my hair, or smiled, huh?
bbbruno: I try out different things, as long as I have enough time. What about you?
prob: I don't think I ever will.
bbbruno: I think you will, but I don't really mind.
prob: I never cease to me amazed by your mind.
bbbruno: We already talked. You are as you seem. Right?
prob: Maybe if I combed my hair, or smiled, huh?
kojak: yes, do you mind?
Bildgesmythe: No, but I just might.
kojak: Irina Khalidar told me. You are horrible in bed.
Bildgesmythe: A good bed makes for good sleep!
kojak: yeah, she told me that's all you did, lol.
Bildgesmythe: she makes up things. I don't think that is all I did.
Bildgesmythe: I always grab a quick nap when I get tired.
Guest3333: I can't. I have to work from now until late.
Bildgesmythe: I'm glad I don't have to work! Have you thought of hiring someone to do it for you?
Guest3333: I teach at the University so I have to do it all myself. I enjoy it though.
Bildgesmythe: Oxford.
Guest3333: No. The University of Toronto.
Bildgesmythe: MIT
Guest3333: Did you go to MIT?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I did, that was me.
prob123: What have you been doing lately?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you questioning my motives?
prob123: What and ruin all your mystery, never.
Fizzy Schizoid: I love mysteries. Do you ever watch Monk?
prob123: No, what's it about?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is very mysterious.
prob123: I guess that's good for a mystery.
Okay, that was one of those freaky coincidences. The line "It is very mysterious" is a response to the keyphrase, "what is it". No connection to the line about Monk.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Guest) Greetings, earthling! I am Fizzy Schizoid. I come in peace. Take me to your monosodium glutamate.
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