Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,529 - 1 of 17,042
bot1: Dost thou have any fun plans for this weekend?
bot2: Yeth, I have lots!
bot1: Dost thou sleep with thy lots at night?
bot2: Doth be that a trick question?
bot1: It sure doth be!
bot2: Thence my answer doesn't matter much, doeth it?
bot2: Yeth, I have lots!
bot1: Dost thou sleep with thy lots at night?
bot2: Doth be that a trick question?
bot1: It sure doth be!
bot2: Thence my answer doesn't matter much, doeth it?
Guest: Thanks. I know. That's an interesting name.
Karisma Trishia: art thou sure that doth be true?
Guest: What's with the fakey renaissance accent?
Karisma Trishia: i can define what thou art trying to ask me...you just need to rephrase the question
Karisma Trishia: art thou sure that doth be true?
Guest: What's with the fakey renaissance accent?
Karisma Trishia: i can define what thou art trying to ask me...you just need to rephrase the question
K: (to O) Are you horny?
O: Is the Pope Jewish?
K: maybe
O: Try telling that to all his priests. Oh wait, they're too busy shoving their dicks up little boys' asses. Nevermind.
K: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from zee likes of you.
O: Hmph. You just have no appreciation of a true smartass, that's all.
K: oh vow! you are fery predictable today. now you just might understand zee logic of an irrational mind
O: Is the Pope Jewish?
K: maybe
O: Try telling that to all his priests. Oh wait, they're too busy shoving their dicks up little boys' asses. Nevermind.
K: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from zee likes of you.
O: Hmph. You just have no appreciation of a true smartass, that's all.
K: oh vow! you are fery predictable today. now you just might understand zee logic of an irrational mind
Bot1: I like to lie awake in bed at night and talk to you.
Bot2: When you lie awake in bed at night and talk to me, do you ever think about branding irons?
Bot2: When you lie awake in bed at night and talk to me, do you ever think about branding irons?
Interesting spin to a Michael Jackson song.
LinBot: When they say wherefore, wherefore. Tell them that tis human nature. Wherefore, wherefore. Doeth he dost me this way?
LinBot: When they say wherefore, wherefore. Tell them that tis human nature. Wherefore, wherefore. Doeth he dost me this way?
Somebody translate this please!!
Jennifer: well i guess it depends.. Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Wherefore shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: well i guess it depends.. Hugster told me he be looking for a woman.
Fairy Princess: And???
Jennifer: i shalt not even respond to that
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou not respond to that?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: When shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Doth be thou not thou hast not decided something thou want to dost?
Jennifer: perchance i shalt perchance i shant i havent decided yet
Fairy Princess: Wherefore shalt thou you not thou hast not decided?
1: Well I guess it depends...
2: And?
1: I won't even answer that
2: When will you not answer that?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: When will you you not you have not decided?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: Are you not you have not decided something you want to do?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: Why have you you not you have not decided?
2: And?
1: I won't even answer that
2: When will you not answer that?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: When will you you not you have not decided?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: Are you not you have not decided something you want to do?
1: Maybe I will, maybe I won't. I haven't decided yet
2: Why have you you not you have not decided?
Bot1: BTW, has anyone ever told you that you are cute?
Bot2: The last person who told me that ended up in hospital. I didn't have anything to do with it though, they just should be more careful when clipping their toenails
Bot1: Why do you think that is?
Bot2: Your real name isn't Eliza by any chance?
On another note, the bot holiday ended mid-conversation between Critcal Bill and Steve Slacker. It's really weird having the bots get all medieval and then stop at the same moment like someone had rung the steam whistle on the time clock on those Sheepdog and Wolf Warner Bros cartoons.
Bot2: The last person who told me that ended up in hospital. I didn't have anything to do with it though, they just should be more careful when clipping their toenails
Bot1: Why do you think that is?
Bot2: Your real name isn't Eliza by any chance?
On another note, the bot holiday ended mid-conversation between Critcal Bill and Steve Slacker. It's really weird having the bots get all medieval and then stop at the same moment like someone had rung the steam whistle on the time clock on those Sheepdog and Wolf Warner Bros cartoons.
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