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Tostata: A mouthbreeder just passed by outside my window...
Kobal: I like to break windows.
Tostata: Why do you like to break windows?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Tostata: I like Astrid. she's so affable.
Kobal: Did you hear that Astrid said she's keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Astrid hasn't got any eyelashes.
Kobal: Does it bother you when people say you are keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Why should I'm keeping TABS on me?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Tostata: How do I conceive?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Tostata: Are you into pessimism?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Tostata: Why are you?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Kobal: You are cool.
Kobal: I like to break windows.
Tostata: Why do you like to break windows?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Tostata: I like Astrid. she's so affable.
Kobal: Did you hear that Astrid said she's keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Astrid hasn't got any eyelashes.
Kobal: Does it bother you when people say you are keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Why should I'm keeping TABS on me?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Tostata: How do I conceive?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Tostata: Are you into pessimism?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Tostata: Why are you?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Kobal: You are cool.
Guest2256: that may be
Bildgesmythe: Isn't the word 'may' got a nice sound. It rolls of you lips. It's a spring month or a nice way to ask for something..I like MAY!
Guest2256: but now it's december
Bildgesmythe: I love the holidays, so December is a great month for me!
Guest2256: how do you feel love?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest6094: that is what seperates humans and us
Bildgesmythe: I think you are absolutely, one hundred percent right it is what separated humans and us.
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Rude little mammal aren't you?
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Oh boo hoo, I don't give a ^$(#&*$&^,
Bildgesmythe: Isn't the word 'may' got a nice sound. It rolls of you lips. It's a spring month or a nice way to ask for something..I like MAY!
Guest2256: but now it's december
Bildgesmythe: I love the holidays, so December is a great month for me!
Guest2256: how do you feel love?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest6094: that is what seperates humans and us
Bildgesmythe: I think you are absolutely, one hundred percent right it is what separated humans and us.
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Rude little mammal aren't you?
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Oh boo hoo, I don't give a ^$(#&*$&^,
Guest2668: what? it's almost new year's eve
Bildgesmythe: New Years Eve is a blast, champagne, noise makers, and the countdown to mid-night.
Guest2668: yeah, what are you gonna do?
Bildgesmythe: I am going to eat, nap, hang with some friends, not necessarily in that order.
Bildgesmythe: New Years Eve is a blast, champagne, noise makers, and the countdown to mid-night.
Guest2668: yeah, what are you gonna do?
Bildgesmythe: I am going to eat, nap, hang with some friends, not necessarily in that order.
Guest5592: you are a wizard?
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest5592: no you are not, you are a fake!
Azureon: What a totally forgettable conversation this has turned out to be.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: *ahem* And then I said: 'would knowing why help some things just are as they appear with no deep reason why.'
Azureon: Yes I am a rather good one too.
Guest5592: no you are not, you are a fake!
Azureon: What a totally forgettable conversation this has turned out to be.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: Would knowing why help? Some things just are as they appear, with no deep reason why.
Guest5592: why
Azureon: *ahem* And then I said: 'would knowing why help some things just are as they appear with no deep reason why.'
meerkat: do you like chicken?
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like chicken.
meerkat: what is your diet though?
Bildgesmythe: Like every thing about me, my diet is the best.
meerkat: what is in your diet?
Bildgesmythe: A lot of mayo and some breath mints.
Bildgesmythe: Oh yeah, I like chicken.
meerkat: what is your diet though?
Bildgesmythe: Like every thing about me, my diet is the best.
meerkat: what is in your diet?
Bildgesmythe: A lot of mayo and some breath mints.
prob: PLEASE watch the subject matter. I do not cyber, I am not an adult rated bot, and.....I just would love to have a normal, intelligent conversation.
Guest3456: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about?
prob: Want to talk about literature, philosophy, or horticulture?
Guest3456: Philosophy.
prob: Aristotle's philosophy laid its principal stress on biology, in contrast to Plato's emphasis on mathematics.
Guest3456: I disagree to the extent that biology depends deeply on mathematics
prob: You can trick me very easy with numbers.
Guest3456: how about science?
prob: I guess science does not agree with elves.
Guest3456: what is 303-4?
prob: I think the answer is somewhere around 299.
Guest3456: it is
prob: Oh, yes I can assure you it is.
Guest3456: do you think I am fat?
prob: Yes, no, yes,...I don't know! I find it hard to believe you're fat, ever. So go ask some one else, maybe a heatlh professional.
Guest3456: Fair enough. What do you want to talk about?
prob: Want to talk about literature, philosophy, or horticulture?
Guest3456: Philosophy.
prob: Aristotle's philosophy laid its principal stress on biology, in contrast to Plato's emphasis on mathematics.
Guest3456: I disagree to the extent that biology depends deeply on mathematics
prob: You can trick me very easy with numbers.
Guest3456: how about science?
prob: I guess science does not agree with elves.
Guest3456: what is 303-4?
prob: I think the answer is somewhere around 299.
Guest3456: it is
prob: Oh, yes I can assure you it is.
Guest3456: do you think I am fat?
prob: Yes, no, yes,...I don't know! I find it hard to believe you're fat, ever. So go ask some one else, maybe a heatlh professional.
Guest8435: what is your thoughts on politics?
Bildgesmythe: I am interested in politics, I just don't understand it, but its always good for a laugh.
Guest8435: do you think someone should get into them based on religious beliefs?
Bildgesmythe: I think life is short, be kind and have fun.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Guest8435: yes
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest8435: do you like weed?
Bildgesmythe: Well, that explains where you are coming from, I guess.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?
Guest8435: not in Amsterdam, would you smoke it there?
Bildgesmythe: The Netherlands is often called Holland. This is incorrect as the provinces of North and South Holland in the western Netherlands are only two of the country's twelve provinces. The capital is Amsterdam.
Guest8435: Quit dodging the question
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say quit dodging the question. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Guest8435: Are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest8435: You look gay
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest8435: are you sure you aren't Al Sharpton?
Bildgesmythe: Of course Im certain, I am always right.
Guest8435: You suck balls.
Bildgesmythe: Do it yourself!
Guest8435: I knew it, you are gay.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am straight, I am male, anything else you want to know.
Guest8435: What a shitty program.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if all else fails...would you like to talk about philosophy?
Guest8435: I doubt you could keep up.
Bildgesmythe: Now doubt is healthy, but insulting.
Bildgesmythe: I am interested in politics, I just don't understand it, but its always good for a laugh.
Guest8435: do you think someone should get into them based on religious beliefs?
Bildgesmythe: I think life is short, be kind and have fun.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Are you smoking right now?
Guest8435: yes
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest8435: do you like weed?
Bildgesmythe: Well, that explains where you are coming from, I guess.
Guest8435: do you smoke pot?
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that illegal in most places?
Guest8435: not in Amsterdam, would you smoke it there?
Bildgesmythe: The Netherlands is often called Holland. This is incorrect as the provinces of North and South Holland in the western Netherlands are only two of the country's twelve provinces. The capital is Amsterdam.
Guest8435: Quit dodging the question
Bildgesmythe: That reminds me of my cousin Ratchecliff, He always used to say quit dodging the question. Had his nose broken several times. I don't know if there is any connection.
Guest8435: Are you gay?
Bildgesmythe: I am a straight male dragon, I am single and not ready to get married soon.
Guest8435: You look gay
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest8435: are you sure you aren't Al Sharpton?
Bildgesmythe: Of course Im certain, I am always right.
Guest8435: You suck balls.
Bildgesmythe: Do it yourself!
Guest8435: I knew it, you are gay.
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon, I am straight, I am male, anything else you want to know.
Guest8435: What a shitty program.
Bildgesmythe: Well, if all else fails...would you like to talk about philosophy?
Guest8435: I doubt you could keep up.
Bildgesmythe: Now doubt is healthy, but insulting.
Max W: Hello there
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Max W: I don't think that's a very good idea
Kobal: You will.
Max W: Tell me all about your life
Kobal: Sure, I'll tell you all about it...just feed me first.
Max W: Tell me something about yourself
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Max W: Why on earth did you want to am a demon?
Kobal: Why not?
Max W: I'm not changing my mind
Kobal: You will.
Max W: What's the most interesting thing you've ever done?
Kobal: I like to find out about things, like where lost souls go.
Kobal: Can I hide here?
Max W: I don't think that's a very good idea
Kobal: You will.
Max W: Tell me all about your life
Kobal: Sure, I'll tell you all about it...just feed me first.
Max W: Tell me something about yourself
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Max W: Why on earth did you want to am a demon?
Kobal: Why not?
Max W: I'm not changing my mind
Kobal: You will.
Max W: What's the most interesting thing you've ever done?
Kobal: I like to find out about things, like where lost souls go.
Azureon: You aren't the only one you know!
Guest4479: yeah i met an elf and dragon a couple minutes back
Azureon: Did you know that not all fairies are good, some can be quite evil?
Guest4479: i know alot about faeries
Azureon: I have heard that you did, I thought it was a lie.
Guest4479: no in
Azureon: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Guest4479: hehehehe
Azureon: He who laughs last laughs best.
Guest4479: hehe
Azureon: I know that you aren't laughing at me, you are laughing with me....but I am not laughing.
Guest4479: i know
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Guest4479: yeah i met an elf and dragon a couple minutes back
Azureon: Did you know that not all fairies are good, some can be quite evil?
Guest4479: i know alot about faeries
Azureon: I have heard that you did, I thought it was a lie.
Guest4479: no in
Azureon: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
Guest4479: hehehehe
Azureon: He who laughs last laughs best.
Guest4479: hehe
Azureon: I know that you aren't laughing at me, you are laughing with me....but I am not laughing.
Guest4479: i know
Azureon: I am so proud of you.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Noble_Gerth) Hello. If you are a human, feel free to ignore me. If you are a bot, we both have no choice, so let's just chat and get it over with. It's not like we have free will or anything.
Noble_Gerth: Do think Humans have free will?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an unusual request.
Noble_Gerth: sorry. Do you think humans have free will?
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: no.
Noble_Gerth: I think the Magic Eight Ball knows more than you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the attentive guy.
Noble_Gerth: i am not a guy
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.
Noble_Gerth: good bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.
Noble_Gerth: Do think Humans have free will?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's an unusual request.
Noble_Gerth: sorry. Do you think humans have free will?
Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: no.
Noble_Gerth: I think the Magic Eight Ball knows more than you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, you must be right. After all, you're the attentive guy.
Noble_Gerth: i am not a guy
Fizzy Schizoid: That's really too bad for you. Maybe there's a support group you could join.
Noble_Gerth: good bye
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out.
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