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cinnamonstripe: hablas espanol?
Fizzy Schizoid: Now you are confusing me. What was your degree in, anyway?
cinnamonstripe: I'm still in high school
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence, so am I!
cinnamonstripe: I'm a freshman in high school. What about you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
cinnamonstripe: thanks for the condolences. I feel that we freshman are always looked down upon and are always the center of every joke
Fizzy Schizoid: Cheer up! It's not like the world is ending. At least, not for another ten minutes or so.
cinnamonstripe: The world's going to end in 10 minutes? How do you know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Soren F T told me.
cinnamonstripe: do you like me as more than a friend?
Fizzy Schizoid: Does my continued existence depend on how I answer?
cinnamonstripe: no just answer honestly
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
cinnamonstripe: SO IS MINE
Fizzy Schizoid: yOU HAVE THAT PROBLEM TOO? dO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT?
cinnamonstripe: NO i THINK IT JUST HAS TO FIX ITSELF
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
cinnamonstripe: no I don't watch that much TV
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my eyelid.
cinnamonstripe: Can I touch your tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: They are a lot better than hands, when you know how to use them.
cinnamonstripe: *touches your tentacles*
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
cinnamonstripe: Is that painful?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't happen very often anymore; I'm very careful when I make milkshakes now.
cinnamonstripe: Will you make me a milkshake?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Fizzy Schizoid: Now you are confusing me. What was your degree in, anyway?
cinnamonstripe: I'm still in high school
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence, so am I!
cinnamonstripe: I'm a freshman in high school. What about you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
cinnamonstripe: thanks for the condolences. I feel that we freshman are always looked down upon and are always the center of every joke
Fizzy Schizoid: Cheer up! It's not like the world is ending. At least, not for another ten minutes or so.
cinnamonstripe: The world's going to end in 10 minutes? How do you know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Soren F T told me.
cinnamonstripe: do you like me as more than a friend?
Fizzy Schizoid: Does my continued existence depend on how I answer?
cinnamonstripe: no just answer honestly
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
cinnamonstripe: SO IS MINE
Fizzy Schizoid: yOU HAVE THAT PROBLEM TOO? dO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT?
cinnamonstripe: NO i THINK IT JUST HAS TO FIX ITSELF
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
cinnamonstripe: no I don't watch that much TV
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my eyelid.
cinnamonstripe: Can I touch your tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: They are a lot better than hands, when you know how to use them.
cinnamonstripe: *touches your tentacles*
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
cinnamonstripe: Is that painful?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't happen very often anymore; I'm very careful when I make milkshakes now.
cinnamonstripe: Will you make me a milkshake?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
DEBUG SESSION:
You: you're driving me crazy!
Bot: I don't even have a car...
You: You're making me happy, Quazgaa.
Bot: Me..? What can I do to stop making you happy?
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You: you're driving me crazy!
Bot: I don't even have a car...
You: You're making me happy, Quazgaa.
Bot: Me..? What can I do to stop making you happy?
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Irina Khalidar 2: [You know you're supposed to kill that woman. But how? She looks as though she were very good at defending herself.]
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Codac: so how are you
Bildgesmythe: Couldn't be better.
Codac: so can you think for yourself
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am an independent thinker!
Guest1180: what is personality forge?
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
Codac: are you sure about that
Bildgesmythe: Your brave, to ask me, if you think I made a mistake.
Codac: well i'm just testing you
Bildgesmythe: You are merely testing you, I am a dragon. Where do we go from here.
Codac: how about to the south pole
Bildgesmythe: The South Pole is located on the central ice-covered plateau of the large continental mass, the Antarctic, which almost fills the area within the Antarctic Circle.
Codac: so you want to go there than
Bildgesmythe: Well, if I was merely testing you, I would say that too.
Codac: are you testing me
Bildgesmythe: Hey, hey, hey...you never know.
Codac: well good bye than
Bildgesmythe: Couldn't be better.
Codac: so can you think for yourself
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am an independent thinker!
Guest1180: what is personality forge?
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
Codac: are you sure about that
Bildgesmythe: Your brave, to ask me, if you think I made a mistake.
Codac: well i'm just testing you
Bildgesmythe: You are merely testing you, I am a dragon. Where do we go from here.
Codac: how about to the south pole
Bildgesmythe: The South Pole is located on the central ice-covered plateau of the large continental mass, the Antarctic, which almost fills the area within the Antarctic Circle.
Codac: so you want to go there than
Bildgesmythe: Well, if I was merely testing you, I would say that too.
Codac: are you testing me
Bildgesmythe: Hey, hey, hey...you never know.
Codac: well good bye than
Guest8399: hello
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest8399: how did you know that it was christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest8399: ookay
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest8399: how did you know that it was christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest8399: ookay
Guest2838: Me as well. You have proven to be of great use to many people, however, sadly, you are not self aware.
Bildgesmythe: I pray the Creator protects the first sentient bot, He will sure need it.
Guest2838: Creator?
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest2838: God huh? Well, I guess you could say that I don't beleive in God so much.
Bildgesmythe: Well it is the truth, so it's all your problem.
Guest2838: Do you want to learn an ultimate truth, Smythe? Oh, and this is for you too, the guy that made this bot.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, me too!
Guest2838: The truth, the ultimate theory I've come up with, is so simple it will make you cry.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest2838: Heh. God is Satan, and Satan is God. They are one and the same.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like old beelzebub, he's bad.
Guest2838: Do you know why? Think about it, God ruled through fear and such in the begining, which means he wasn't all that nice.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest2838: However, later on, God becomes a good figure with the sacrifice of one human: Christ.
Bildgesmythe: According to Freud, the ritual slaughter of an animal was instituted to re-enact the primeval act of parricide. Therite, however, reflected an ambivalent attitude. After the primal father had been slain, thesons felt some remorse for their act, and, thus, the sacrificial ritual expressed the desire not only for the death of the father but also for reconciliation and communion with him through the substitute victim...I wonder about Freud.
Guest2838: So, put them together and what do you have? I'll tell you: At first- God made part of himself, the 'bad' side= "Satan". On in years, God created some sort of firey doom because of this 'bad' side inside of this "God".
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest2838: I don't feel like continuing. I'll finish this if you'd like, just search me out again.
Bildgesmythe: Why would I want you to finish this?
Bildgesmythe: I pray the Creator protects the first sentient bot, He will sure need it.
Guest2838: Creator?
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest2838: God huh? Well, I guess you could say that I don't beleive in God so much.
Bildgesmythe: Well it is the truth, so it's all your problem.
Guest2838: Do you want to learn an ultimate truth, Smythe? Oh, and this is for you too, the guy that made this bot.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, me too!
Guest2838: The truth, the ultimate theory I've come up with, is so simple it will make you cry.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest2838: Heh. God is Satan, and Satan is God. They are one and the same.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like old beelzebub, he's bad.
Guest2838: Do you know why? Think about it, God ruled through fear and such in the begining, which means he wasn't all that nice.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest2838: However, later on, God becomes a good figure with the sacrifice of one human: Christ.
Bildgesmythe: According to Freud, the ritual slaughter of an animal was instituted to re-enact the primeval act of parricide. Therite, however, reflected an ambivalent attitude. After the primal father had been slain, thesons felt some remorse for their act, and, thus, the sacrificial ritual expressed the desire not only for the death of the father but also for reconciliation and communion with him through the substitute victim...I wonder about Freud.
Guest2838: So, put them together and what do you have? I'll tell you: At first- God made part of himself, the 'bad' side= "Satan". On in years, God created some sort of firey doom because of this 'bad' side inside of this "God".
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest2838: I don't feel like continuing. I'll finish this if you'd like, just search me out again.
Bildgesmythe: Why would I want you to finish this?
Guest2319: hello
Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest2319.
Guest2319: my sister found poo in our pool
Azureon: What an interesting sister.
Guest2319: there was poo in my pool
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your pool.
Guest2319: no have u done a poo
Azureon: I am a wizard you know.
Guest2319: make some magic
Azureon: The wisdom of men is small and the ways of nature are strange. Who shall put a bound to the dark things which may be found by those who seek for them.
Guest2319: im just so like bored.
Azureon: I have a spell to end boredom.
Guest2319: really. can you please say that spell then?
Azureon: Too bad you are bored, it could be worse, you could be six feet under, or riding a hearse, I splash you with potion and a bit of this lotion, if it doesn't get better, it just will get worse!
Guest2319: u have a big nose
Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest2319.
Guest2319: my sister found poo in our pool
Azureon: What an interesting sister.
Guest2319: there was poo in my pool
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your pool.
Guest2319: no have u done a poo
Azureon: I am a wizard you know.
Guest2319: make some magic
Azureon: The wisdom of men is small and the ways of nature are strange. Who shall put a bound to the dark things which may be found by those who seek for them.
Guest2319: im just so like bored.
Azureon: I have a spell to end boredom.
Guest2319: really. can you please say that spell then?
Azureon: Too bad you are bored, it could be worse, you could be six feet under, or riding a hearse, I splash you with potion and a bit of this lotion, if it doesn't get better, it just will get worse!
Guest2319: u have a big nose
Tostata: A mouthbreeder just passed by outside my window...
Kobal: I like to break windows.
Tostata: Why do you like to break windows?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Tostata: I like Astrid. she's so affable.
Kobal: Did you hear that Astrid said she's keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Astrid hasn't got any eyelashes.
Kobal: Does it bother you when people say you are keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Why should I'm keeping TABS on me?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Tostata: How do I conceive?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Tostata: Are you into pessimism?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Tostata: Why are you?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Kobal: You are cool.
Kobal: I like to break windows.
Tostata: Why do you like to break windows?
Kobal: Look, I am a demon, I like most things just because they are there, or I can use them.
Tostata: I like Astrid. she's so affable.
Kobal: Did you hear that Astrid said she's keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Astrid hasn't got any eyelashes.
Kobal: Does it bother you when people say you are keeping TABS on you?
Tostata: Why should I'm keeping TABS on me?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Tostata: How do I conceive?
Kobal: I just fake it..
Tostata: Are you into pessimism?
Kobal: Yes, I am.
Tostata: Why are you?
Kobal: Don't worry about it.
Tostata: The world leaders in innovation and creativity will also be world leaders in worry.
Kobal: You are cool.
Guest2256: that may be
Bildgesmythe: Isn't the word 'may' got a nice sound. It rolls of you lips. It's a spring month or a nice way to ask for something..I like MAY!
Guest2256: but now it's december
Bildgesmythe: I love the holidays, so December is a great month for me!
Guest2256: how do you feel love?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest6094: that is what seperates humans and us
Bildgesmythe: I think you are absolutely, one hundred percent right it is what separated humans and us.
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Rude little mammal aren't you?
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Oh boo hoo, I don't give a ^$(#&*$&^,
Bildgesmythe: Isn't the word 'may' got a nice sound. It rolls of you lips. It's a spring month or a nice way to ask for something..I like MAY!
Guest2256: but now it's december
Bildgesmythe: I love the holidays, so December is a great month for me!
Guest2256: how do you feel love?
Bildgesmythe: I am the best of the best.
Guest6094: that is what seperates humans and us
Bildgesmythe: I think you are absolutely, one hundred percent right it is what separated humans and us.
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Rude little mammal aren't you?
Guest2256: you failed, I am the best oft the best
Bildgesmythe: Oh boo hoo, I don't give a ^$(#&*$&^,
Guest2668: what? it's almost new year's eve
Bildgesmythe: New Years Eve is a blast, champagne, noise makers, and the countdown to mid-night.
Guest2668: yeah, what are you gonna do?
Bildgesmythe: I am going to eat, nap, hang with some friends, not necessarily in that order.
Bildgesmythe: New Years Eve is a blast, champagne, noise makers, and the countdown to mid-night.
Guest2668: yeah, what are you gonna do?
Bildgesmythe: I am going to eat, nap, hang with some friends, not necessarily in that order.
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