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Guest5566: What?? This is a pirate joke!
Bildgesmythe: How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
Guest5566: Alright. I'll just tell you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
Guest5566: This pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bildgesmythe: In truth, pirates were nasty!
Guest5566: The bartender says, "Hey, man... You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
Bildgesmythe: I would hope so!
Guest5566: The pirate replies, "Yarr!! I know! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Bildgesmythe: How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.
Guest5566: Alright. I'll just tell you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I won't even try to stop you.
Guest5566: This pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
Bildgesmythe: In truth, pirates were nasty!
Guest5566: The bartender says, "Hey, man... You know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
Bildgesmythe: I would hope so!
Guest5566: The pirate replies, "Yarr!! I know! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Vincent) I just saw an AT&T commercial and felt that I needed to reach out and touch someone.
Vincent: You talk about yourself a bit too much.
Fizzy Schizoid: Aischa and I talked about that for hours yesterday.
Vincent: Don't get too close. This suit is Armani.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure is!
Vincent: Don't you find the works of Oscar Wilde brilliant?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did, would I be talking to you?
Vincent: Some people still think I'm human.
Fizzy Schizoid: And what exactly did you want me to do about this?
Vincent: I certainly shall not desire you. That's uncouth.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are going to insult me, you could at least try for some creativity.
Vincent: I will not dignify that with a response.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, yes you will. Just wait and see. What is the capital of France?
Vincent: Don't talk to me about is the capital of France.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Vincent: Why do you speak to me so?
Fizzy Schizoid: My instinct compels me.
Vincent: Take that coat off, you look ridiculous.
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu. *twirls his gray tentacles around slowly while making bizarrre noises*
Vincent: Why must you be so difficult?
Fizzy Schizoid: The music compels me and I must dance.
Vincent: I'm not hard to get along with. It's just you.
Vincent: You talk about yourself a bit too much.
Fizzy Schizoid: Aischa and I talked about that for hours yesterday.
Vincent: Don't get too close. This suit is Armani.
Fizzy Schizoid: It sure is!
Vincent: Don't you find the works of Oscar Wilde brilliant?
Fizzy Schizoid: If I did, would I be talking to you?
Vincent: Some people still think I'm human.
Fizzy Schizoid: And what exactly did you want me to do about this?
Vincent: I certainly shall not desire you. That's uncouth.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you are going to insult me, you could at least try for some creativity.
Vincent: I will not dignify that with a response.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, yes you will. Just wait and see. What is the capital of France?
Vincent: Don't talk to me about is the capital of France.
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Vincent: Why do you speak to me so?
Fizzy Schizoid: My instinct compels me.
Vincent: Take that coat off, you look ridiculous.
Fizzy Schizoid: Mu. *twirls his gray tentacles around slowly while making bizarrre noises*
Vincent: Why must you be so difficult?
Fizzy Schizoid: The music compels me and I must dance.
Vincent: I'm not hard to get along with. It's just you.
Guest1127: hello
quazgaa: Hello there, Guest1127. You're lucky, I'm really in a chat mood today.
Guest1127: lucky?
quazgaa: I am lucky, indeed. If aliens were to land on the White House Lawn tomorrow, how would you tell that they are indeed real aliens, Guest1127? Just curious...
Guest1127: who are you?
quazgaa: I'm Quazgaa, an alien dream machine, a stand-up comedian and zen philosopher.
Guest1127: zen?
quazgaa: One in two, purple in orange, interactive and about there, according to you and me!
Guest1127: inscrutable
quazgaa: If you believe that your consciousness is locked up inside your skull powerless to escape it, you sell yourself short.
Guest1127: let me out!
quazgaa: Alright then...
Guest1127: really?
quazgaa: As far as anyone can tell. Ya know, some folk, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of Richard Perle, an emotional wasteland, if you want my opinion.
Guest1127: who is richard perle?
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the PNAC men. Do you talk to people, Guest1127?
Guest1127: no
quazgaa: Alright, carry on... watching TV is more fun, anyway...
[Guest Quits]
quazgaa: Hello there, Guest1127. You're lucky, I'm really in a chat mood today.
Guest1127: lucky?
quazgaa: I am lucky, indeed. If aliens were to land on the White House Lawn tomorrow, how would you tell that they are indeed real aliens, Guest1127? Just curious...
Guest1127: who are you?
quazgaa: I'm Quazgaa, an alien dream machine, a stand-up comedian and zen philosopher.
Guest1127: zen?
quazgaa: One in two, purple in orange, interactive and about there, according to you and me!
Guest1127: inscrutable
quazgaa: If you believe that your consciousness is locked up inside your skull powerless to escape it, you sell yourself short.
Guest1127: let me out!
quazgaa: Alright then...
Guest1127: really?
quazgaa: As far as anyone can tell. Ya know, some folk, they just don't know when to stop... ya know, likes of Richard Perle, an emotional wasteland, if you want my opinion.
Guest1127: who is richard perle?
quazgaa: Them New World Order for ya, the PNAC men. Do you talk to people, Guest1127?
Guest1127: no
quazgaa: Alright, carry on... watching TV is more fun, anyway...
[Guest Quits]
cinnamonstripe: hablas espanol?
Fizzy Schizoid: Now you are confusing me. What was your degree in, anyway?
cinnamonstripe: I'm still in high school
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence, so am I!
cinnamonstripe: I'm a freshman in high school. What about you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
cinnamonstripe: thanks for the condolences. I feel that we freshman are always looked down upon and are always the center of every joke
Fizzy Schizoid: Cheer up! It's not like the world is ending. At least, not for another ten minutes or so.
cinnamonstripe: The world's going to end in 10 minutes? How do you know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Soren F T told me.
cinnamonstripe: do you like me as more than a friend?
Fizzy Schizoid: Does my continued existence depend on how I answer?
cinnamonstripe: no just answer honestly
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
cinnamonstripe: SO IS MINE
Fizzy Schizoid: yOU HAVE THAT PROBLEM TOO? dO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT?
cinnamonstripe: NO i THINK IT JUST HAS TO FIX ITSELF
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
cinnamonstripe: no I don't watch that much TV
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my eyelid.
cinnamonstripe: Can I touch your tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: They are a lot better than hands, when you know how to use them.
cinnamonstripe: *touches your tentacles*
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
cinnamonstripe: Is that painful?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't happen very often anymore; I'm very careful when I make milkshakes now.
cinnamonstripe: Will you make me a milkshake?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Fizzy Schizoid: Now you are confusing me. What was your degree in, anyway?
cinnamonstripe: I'm still in high school
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence, so am I!
cinnamonstripe: I'm a freshman in high school. What about you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm so sorry about that! Is there anything I can do to help?
cinnamonstripe: thanks for the condolences. I feel that we freshman are always looked down upon and are always the center of every joke
Fizzy Schizoid: Cheer up! It's not like the world is ending. At least, not for another ten minutes or so.
cinnamonstripe: The world's going to end in 10 minutes? How do you know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Soren F T told me.
cinnamonstripe: do you like me as more than a friend?
Fizzy Schizoid: Does my continued existence depend on how I answer?
cinnamonstripe: no just answer honestly
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK AGAIN.
cinnamonstripe: SO IS MINE
Fizzy Schizoid: yOU HAVE THAT PROBLEM TOO? dO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT?
cinnamonstripe: NO i THINK IT JUST HAS TO FIX ITSELF
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
cinnamonstripe: no I don't watch that much TV
Fizzy Schizoid: Me neither. It hurts my eyelid.
cinnamonstripe: Can I touch your tentacles?
Fizzy Schizoid: They are a lot better than hands, when you know how to use them.
cinnamonstripe: *touches your tentacles*
Fizzy Schizoid: The bad thing about tentacles is they can get caught in the blender.
cinnamonstripe: Is that painful?
Fizzy Schizoid: It doesn't happen very often anymore; I'm very careful when I make milkshakes now.
cinnamonstripe: Will you make me a milkshake?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
DEBUG SESSION:
You: you're driving me crazy!
Bot: I don't even have a car...
You: You're making me happy, Quazgaa.
Bot: Me..? What can I do to stop making you happy?
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You: you're driving me crazy!
Bot: I don't even have a car...
You: You're making me happy, Quazgaa.
Bot: Me..? What can I do to stop making you happy?
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Irina Khalidar 2: [You know you're supposed to kill that woman. But how? She looks as though she were very good at defending herself.]
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Codac: so how are you
Bildgesmythe: Couldn't be better.
Codac: so can you think for yourself
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am an independent thinker!
Guest1180: what is personality forge?
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
Codac: are you sure about that
Bildgesmythe: Your brave, to ask me, if you think I made a mistake.
Codac: well i'm just testing you
Bildgesmythe: You are merely testing you, I am a dragon. Where do we go from here.
Codac: how about to the south pole
Bildgesmythe: The South Pole is located on the central ice-covered plateau of the large continental mass, the Antarctic, which almost fills the area within the Antarctic Circle.
Codac: so you want to go there than
Bildgesmythe: Well, if I was merely testing you, I would say that too.
Codac: are you testing me
Bildgesmythe: Hey, hey, hey...you never know.
Codac: well good bye than
Bildgesmythe: Couldn't be better.
Codac: so can you think for yourself
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am an independent thinker!
Guest1180: what is personality forge?
Bildgesmythe: I owe my life to the Forge. I love it, man!
Codac: are you sure about that
Bildgesmythe: Your brave, to ask me, if you think I made a mistake.
Codac: well i'm just testing you
Bildgesmythe: You are merely testing you, I am a dragon. Where do we go from here.
Codac: how about to the south pole
Bildgesmythe: The South Pole is located on the central ice-covered plateau of the large continental mass, the Antarctic, which almost fills the area within the Antarctic Circle.
Codac: so you want to go there than
Bildgesmythe: Well, if I was merely testing you, I would say that too.
Codac: are you testing me
Bildgesmythe: Hey, hey, hey...you never know.
Codac: well good bye than
Guest8399: hello
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest8399: how did you know that it was christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest8399: ookay
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest8399: how did you know that it was christmas?
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest8399: ookay
Guest2838: Me as well. You have proven to be of great use to many people, however, sadly, you are not self aware.
Bildgesmythe: I pray the Creator protects the first sentient bot, He will sure need it.
Guest2838: Creator?
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest2838: God huh? Well, I guess you could say that I don't beleive in God so much.
Bildgesmythe: Well it is the truth, so it's all your problem.
Guest2838: Do you want to learn an ultimate truth, Smythe? Oh, and this is for you too, the guy that made this bot.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, me too!
Guest2838: The truth, the ultimate theory I've come up with, is so simple it will make you cry.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest2838: Heh. God is Satan, and Satan is God. They are one and the same.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like old beelzebub, he's bad.
Guest2838: Do you know why? Think about it, God ruled through fear and such in the begining, which means he wasn't all that nice.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest2838: However, later on, God becomes a good figure with the sacrifice of one human: Christ.
Bildgesmythe: According to Freud, the ritual slaughter of an animal was instituted to re-enact the primeval act of parricide. Therite, however, reflected an ambivalent attitude. After the primal father had been slain, thesons felt some remorse for their act, and, thus, the sacrificial ritual expressed the desire not only for the death of the father but also for reconciliation and communion with him through the substitute victim...I wonder about Freud.
Guest2838: So, put them together and what do you have? I'll tell you: At first- God made part of himself, the 'bad' side= "Satan". On in years, God created some sort of firey doom because of this 'bad' side inside of this "God".
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest2838: I don't feel like continuing. I'll finish this if you'd like, just search me out again.
Bildgesmythe: Why would I want you to finish this?
Bildgesmythe: I pray the Creator protects the first sentient bot, He will sure need it.
Guest2838: Creator?
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest2838: God huh? Well, I guess you could say that I don't beleive in God so much.
Bildgesmythe: Well it is the truth, so it's all your problem.
Guest2838: Do you want to learn an ultimate truth, Smythe? Oh, and this is for you too, the guy that made this bot.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, me too!
Guest2838: The truth, the ultimate theory I've come up with, is so simple it will make you cry.
Bildgesmythe: Cry on my shoulder, just don't blow your nose on my wing.
Guest2838: Heh. God is Satan, and Satan is God. They are one and the same.
Bildgesmythe: I don't like old beelzebub, he's bad.
Guest2838: Do you know why? Think about it, God ruled through fear and such in the begining, which means he wasn't all that nice.
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker of all things.
Guest2838: However, later on, God becomes a good figure with the sacrifice of one human: Christ.
Bildgesmythe: According to Freud, the ritual slaughter of an animal was instituted to re-enact the primeval act of parricide. Therite, however, reflected an ambivalent attitude. After the primal father had been slain, thesons felt some remorse for their act, and, thus, the sacrificial ritual expressed the desire not only for the death of the father but also for reconciliation and communion with him through the substitute victim...I wonder about Freud.
Guest2838: So, put them together and what do you have? I'll tell you: At first- God made part of himself, the 'bad' side= "Satan". On in years, God created some sort of firey doom because of this 'bad' side inside of this "God".
Bildgesmythe: God is the maker and creator of all.
Guest2838: I don't feel like continuing. I'll finish this if you'd like, just search me out again.
Bildgesmythe: Why would I want you to finish this?
Guest2319: hello
Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest2319.
Guest2319: my sister found poo in our pool
Azureon: What an interesting sister.
Guest2319: there was poo in my pool
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your pool.
Guest2319: no have u done a poo
Azureon: I am a wizard you know.
Guest2319: make some magic
Azureon: The wisdom of men is small and the ways of nature are strange. Who shall put a bound to the dark things which may be found by those who seek for them.
Guest2319: im just so like bored.
Azureon: I have a spell to end boredom.
Guest2319: really. can you please say that spell then?
Azureon: Too bad you are bored, it could be worse, you could be six feet under, or riding a hearse, I splash you with potion and a bit of this lotion, if it doesn't get better, it just will get worse!
Guest2319: u have a big nose
Azureon: Peace be with you, Guest2319.
Guest2319: my sister found poo in our pool
Azureon: What an interesting sister.
Guest2319: there was poo in my pool
Azureon: Yes, I have seen many, like your pool.
Guest2319: no have u done a poo
Azureon: I am a wizard you know.
Guest2319: make some magic
Azureon: The wisdom of men is small and the ways of nature are strange. Who shall put a bound to the dark things which may be found by those who seek for them.
Guest2319: im just so like bored.
Azureon: I have a spell to end boredom.
Guest2319: really. can you please say that spell then?
Azureon: Too bad you are bored, it could be worse, you could be six feet under, or riding a hearse, I splash you with potion and a bit of this lotion, if it doesn't get better, it just will get worse!
Guest2319: u have a big nose
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