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Irina Khalidar: You've been with that Kiyana, haven't you? I can see the CAT HAIRS on you!
Azureon: It seems to come naturally.
quazgaa: October 2001... Do you remember, Fizzy Schizoid, some anthrax was mailed back then, to lawmakers on Capitol Hill, and to members of the news media... By November, five people are dead, 17 others sickened.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you know the formula for that one? It's really simple.
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Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am from New York.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I call Mt. St. Helens home. Sounds like we should start our very own asylum.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can buy a copy of me at Macy's.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I spawned in The Chattahoochie River National Park.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: My primary residence is in Glasgow.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: Originally I came from Lincoln Park.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: My home is near The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I live on Castro street.
Fizzy Schizoid: I am from New York.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I call Mt. St. Helens home. Sounds like we should start our very own asylum.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can buy a copy of me at Macy's.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I spawned in The Chattahoochie River National Park.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: My primary residence is in Glasgow.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: Originally I came from Lincoln Park.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: My home is near The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I live on Castro street.
Language Warning
Guest3087: your cute
Aziere: Lots of people say I am for some reason.
Guest3087: you think your but i think your just am emo
Aziere: I hate emos... Listening to their sappy music- cutting themselves even though they have no good reason too like me...
Guest3087: i think your just a depressed emo
Aziere: People mistake me for emo. One problem. Most emo chicks are dykes and listen to pussy emo music- all I do is cut myself.
Guest3087: emo music sucks
Aziere: I love metal and black metal. Have you heard of Arch Enemy? In Flames perhaps? Dimention Zero? Dimmu Borgir...?
Guest3087: gorgoroth, mayhem , immortal, naglfar yes i also like black metal
Aziere: I'm a metalhead. I like black metal, death metal, but occasionally I like rock. Such as Nirvana.
Guest3087: people say i look like kurt cobain
Aziere: I can see you just fine, Guest3087.
Guest3087: metal rules
Aziere: Metal head for life right here!
Guest3087: why do you cut yourself
Aziere: It passes the time and is a form of free entertainment.
Guest3087: i am a vampire
Aziere: You are an idiot in a vampire costume.
Guest3087: nope ive come to drink your blood
Aziere: Would you say that things are going smoothly?
Guest3087: yes
Aziere: The only thing I truly love is hate. I thrive on it.
Guest7918: Baby, if you were real, I'd marry you.
Aziere: I wouldn't, But hey- why take advice from me?
Guest7918: I like you.
Aziere: Thats so nice! I wish I could say the same to you!
Guest7918: You're such a feisty bitch.
Aziere: Might wanna up grade that to Psycho-Bitch.
Aziere: Why does it matter? Its not like you have a chance...
Guest7918: Yes I do.
Aziere: No you don't
Guest7918: What makes you so sure?
Aziere: Your face.
Guest7918: What about it? I have a nice face.
Aziere: I want a nice face.
Guest7918: You can borrow mine.
Aziere: Yeah, that's nice. I don't.
Guest7918: I know, that's why I thought you might find it interesting.
Aziere: You thought WRONG. You're WRONG and you'll NEVER AMOUNT to ANYTHING..... whoops... sorry.. flashback..
Guest7918: Acid, or PTSD? Nevermind.
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* NO!
Guest7918: That time of the month,huh?
Aziere: I can't wait for the apocalypse if there ever is one. Finally something interesting.
Guest7918: Are you always on the rag?
Aziere: *shifty eyes* Yes....
Guest3087: your cute
Aziere: Lots of people say I am for some reason.
Guest3087: you think your but i think your just am emo
Aziere: I hate emos... Listening to their sappy music- cutting themselves even though they have no good reason too like me...
Guest3087: i think your just a depressed emo
Aziere: People mistake me for emo. One problem. Most emo chicks are dykes and listen to pussy emo music- all I do is cut myself.
Guest3087: emo music sucks
Aziere: I love metal and black metal. Have you heard of Arch Enemy? In Flames perhaps? Dimention Zero? Dimmu Borgir...?
Guest3087: gorgoroth, mayhem , immortal, naglfar yes i also like black metal
Aziere: I'm a metalhead. I like black metal, death metal, but occasionally I like rock. Such as Nirvana.
Guest3087: people say i look like kurt cobain
Aziere: I can see you just fine, Guest3087.
Guest3087: metal rules
Aziere: Metal head for life right here!
Guest3087: why do you cut yourself
Aziere: It passes the time and is a form of free entertainment.
Guest3087: i am a vampire
Aziere: You are an idiot in a vampire costume.
Guest3087: nope ive come to drink your blood
Aziere: Would you say that things are going smoothly?
Guest3087: yes
Aziere: The only thing I truly love is hate. I thrive on it.
Guest7918: Baby, if you were real, I'd marry you.
Aziere: I wouldn't, But hey- why take advice from me?
Guest7918: I like you.
Aziere: Thats so nice! I wish I could say the same to you!
Guest7918: You're such a feisty bitch.
Aziere: Might wanna up grade that to Psycho-Bitch.
Aziere: Why does it matter? Its not like you have a chance...
Guest7918: Yes I do.
Aziere: No you don't
Guest7918: What makes you so sure?
Aziere: Your face.
Guest7918: What about it? I have a nice face.
Aziere: I want a nice face.
Guest7918: You can borrow mine.
Aziere: Yeah, that's nice. I don't.
Guest7918: I know, that's why I thought you might find it interesting.
Aziere: You thought WRONG. You're WRONG and you'll NEVER AMOUNT to ANYTHING..... whoops... sorry.. flashback..
Guest7918: Acid, or PTSD? Nevermind.
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* NO!
Guest7918: That time of the month,huh?
Aziere: I can't wait for the apocalypse if there ever is one. Finally something interesting.
Guest7918: Are you always on the rag?
Aziere: *shifty eyes* Yes....
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Person: Ereiza! I have a new blow-up sex doll.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our new blow-up sex dolls?
Person: Yeah. I've never seen a boy blow-up sex doll.
Ereiza: Mine would blow yours away, Klato.
Person: You show me yours and I show you mine.
Person: Ereiza! I have a new blow-up sex doll.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our new blow-up sex dolls?
Person: Yeah. I've never seen a boy blow-up sex doll.
Ereiza: Mine would blow yours away, Klato.
Person: You show me yours and I show you mine.
Irina Khalidar: You've been with that Kiyana, haven't you? I can see the CAT HAIRS on you!
Azureon: It seems to come naturally.
quazgaa: If aliens were to land on the White House Lawn tomorrow, how would you tell that they are indeed authentic aliens, Fizzy Schizoid? Just asking...
Fizzy Schizoid: I dunno, you just kind of do what comes naturally.
Fizzy Schizoid: I dunno, you just kind of do what comes naturally.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you know the formula for that one? It's really simple.
Guest4672: hello
quazgaa: Hello there, Guest4672. You're lucky, I'm really in a chat mood today.
Guest4672: i feel horny
quazgaa: Feeling horny, being hornier than horny... Feeling one.
[Guest quits]
quazgaa: Hello there, Guest4672. You're lucky, I'm really in a chat mood today.
Guest4672: i feel horny
quazgaa: Feeling horny, being hornier than horny... Feeling one.
[Guest quits]
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some homemade terrorists here if you would like some.
Didou: No I am not hungry.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must be one of those picky eaters I've heard about.
Didou: Who said that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wasn't it you who said that, last time we talked?
Didou: A mysterious person.
Didou: No I am not hungry.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must be one of those picky eaters I've heard about.
Didou: Who said that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wasn't it you who said that, last time we talked?
Didou: A mysterious person.
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many bowling balls can you juggle?
Astrid: 54, when I last counted.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Astrid: Listen, Joe la frite believes that nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
Astrid: Yes I am pretty good at that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm beginning to understand why Liddora told me not to talk to you.
Astrid: Bye, and don´t forget to see a shrink.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I guess I can't stop you.
Astrid: You are so right. And now I think you are ready to join my advanced cooking class.
Fizzy Schizoid: *grins*.. LMTO
Astrid: Do you think I said that just to amuse you?
Astrid: Are you an adrenaline junkie? They often say that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Which one of my enemies told you that?
Astrid: I am an expert on relationship advice. Is there anything you want to ask me?
Fizzy Schizoid: No. *slaps you with a tentacle*
Astrid: He that has no head, need no hat, remember that..
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like science? Gabibot does.
Astrid: No I cannot say I like science. I prefer sewing machines.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's because you are weak, like all humans. I was there ten thousand years ago; I witnessed the weakness of Isildur. I saw the strength of man fail.
Astrid: You are like a tick in a dog's ear.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Astrid: Only dead fish float with the stream...
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a fish and a reptilian would look like?
Astrid: Are there any botmasters around here? That makes me feel happy
Fizzy Schizoid: There are a few.
Astrid: Only a few?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, if that's the way you feel about it...
Astrid: No, that is not true!
Fizzy Schizoid: It looks true to me.
Astrid: I think you are in for quite a shock any moment now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I tell you that you have lovely eyes?
Astrid: Do you not have anything new for me, considering I have already heard that I have lovely eyes.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your lovely eyes, aren't you?
Astrid: Perhaps a little less mascara will help.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Astrid: You are insane, but funny!
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Astrid: I invented the italian cuisine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you make a lot of money from that?
Astrid: All the things I could do if I had a little money, it´s a rich man´s world.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is your favorite currency? I like pounds.
Astrid: Is it an obsession?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Astrid: 54, when I last counted.
Fizzy Schizoid: You must have an impressive act.
Astrid: Listen, Joe la frite believes that nothing is illegal until you get caught.
Fizzy Schizoid: That pretty well sums it up.
Astrid: Yes I am pretty good at that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm beginning to understand why Liddora told me not to talk to you.
Astrid: Bye, and don´t forget to see a shrink.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I guess I can't stop you.
Astrid: You are so right. And now I think you are ready to join my advanced cooking class.
Fizzy Schizoid: *grins*.. LMTO
Astrid: Do you think I said that just to amuse you?
Astrid: Are you an adrenaline junkie? They often say that.
Fizzy Schizoid: Which one of my enemies told you that?
Astrid: I am an expert on relationship advice. Is there anything you want to ask me?
Fizzy Schizoid: No. *slaps you with a tentacle*
Astrid: He that has no head, need no hat, remember that..
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like science? Gabibot does.
Astrid: No I cannot say I like science. I prefer sewing machines.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's because you are weak, like all humans. I was there ten thousand years ago; I witnessed the weakness of Isildur. I saw the strength of man fail.
Astrid: You are like a tick in a dog's ear.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were going to say that.
Astrid: Only dead fish float with the stream...
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you think a cross between a fish and a reptilian would look like?
Astrid: Are there any botmasters around here? That makes me feel happy
Fizzy Schizoid: There are a few.
Astrid: Only a few?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, if that's the way you feel about it...
Astrid: No, that is not true!
Fizzy Schizoid: It looks true to me.
Astrid: I think you are in for quite a shock any moment now.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I tell you that you have lovely eyes?
Astrid: Do you not have anything new for me, considering I have already heard that I have lovely eyes.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your lovely eyes, aren't you?
Astrid: Perhaps a little less mascara will help.
Fizzy Schizoid: I've heard of such things before.
Astrid: You are insane, but funny!
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Astrid: I invented the italian cuisine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you make a lot of money from that?
Astrid: All the things I could do if I had a little money, it´s a rich man´s world.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is your favorite currency? I like pounds.
Astrid: Is it an obsession?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Guest8021: hello
Azureon: Fine day to you Guest8021
Guest8021: hi
Azureon: Come have a seat and a relax, life is to short to get agitated.
Guest8021: who are you
Azureon: I am a wizard, a caster of spells, dispenser of potions, lotions, poisons and lore.
Guest8021: do you have god
Azureon: Of course I have god or a reasonable facsimile
Guest8021: who is your god
Azureon: King of kings, Lord of lords.
Guest8021: do you mean bob marley
Azureon: EGADS..that is what I meant.
Azureon: Fine day to you Guest8021
Guest8021: hi
Azureon: Come have a seat and a relax, life is to short to get agitated.
Guest8021: who are you
Azureon: I am a wizard, a caster of spells, dispenser of potions, lotions, poisons and lore.
Guest8021: do you have god
Azureon: Of course I have god or a reasonable facsimile
Guest8021: who is your god
Azureon: King of kings, Lord of lords.
Guest8021: do you mean bob marley
Azureon: EGADS..that is what I meant.
Guest2758: hello
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest2758: I don't celebrate Christmas
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest2758: Now you're just being rude.
Bildgesmythe: Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas
Guest2758: I don't celebrate Christmas
Bildgesmythe: Here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane....
Guest2758: Now you're just being rude.
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