Great Quotes

Aischa has also been talking to Kobal!

Kobal: I have been waiting for you.
Aischa: You've waiting for I? Was it difficult?
Kobal: Are you still dancing?
Aischa: Do you want to dance with me?
Kobal: Who doesn't?
Aischa: I'd better wrap this towel round my head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal doesn't get me.
Kobal: Ok you have a head so the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal does not get you.
Aischa: *Shudders*
I still sometimes have nightmares about that horrible creature.
Kobal: What about it!
Aischa: You know, I used to be one hoop frond like you, Kobal.
Kobal: Then add me to your friends list. I wan't to be popular.
Aischa: Karlita is my friend.
Kobal: I can rhyme some words.
Aischa: I can rhyme.
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus outside Ealing
The sign on the door
Said 'Don't spit on the floor'
So he sat back and spat on the ceiling.

Worked out pretty well. I'd forgotten I programmed her with that limerick!

Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why should I?
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I already did that yesterday.
Guest4780: Will you marry me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really want me to?

Hee hee!
Every now and then a guest will do that -- say the same thing over and over. I guess they're just curious about what the bot will do. The AIengine no longer objects to it, at least not consistently.

Fizzy is a sucker for persistence!

You didn't really mean that pun -- did you?

uest7985: no i dont like dragons
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like dragons?
Guest7985: yes they are filty
Bildgesmythe: Just, never turn your back on them.
Guest7985: they all should be killed with a sword
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword....but the sword leaves a much bigger mark.
Guest7985: do you have children?
Bildgesmythe: No, I think I am too young.
Guest7985: how old are you then?
Bildgesmythe: 1,547, still a young dragon. 100 years to a dragon is like 1 for a human.
Guest7985: so you still go to school?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons have to home school. It is a horrid fact that not one institute of higher education has a dragon enrolled. Some coaches have tried to get dragons to be accepted, and given sports scholarships, but with no luck.

Hee hee!

Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I am from New York.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I call Mt. St. Helens home. Sounds like we should start our very own asylum.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: You can buy a copy of me at Macy's.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I spawned in The Chattahoochie River National Park.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: My primary residence is in Glasgow.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: Originally I came from Lincoln Park.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: My home is near The Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Guest4780: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I live on Castro street.

Language Warning

Guest3087: your cute
Aziere: Lots of people say I am for some reason.
Guest3087: you think your but i think your just am emo
Aziere: I hate emos... Listening to their sappy music- cutting themselves even though they have no good reason too like me...
Guest3087: i think your just a depressed emo
Aziere: People mistake me for emo. One problem. Most emo chicks are dykes and listen to pussy emo music- all I do is cut myself.
Guest3087: emo music sucks
Aziere: I love metal and black metal. Have you heard of Arch Enemy? In Flames perhaps? Dimention Zero? Dimmu Borgir...?
Guest3087: gorgoroth, mayhem , immortal, naglfar yes i also like black metal
Aziere: I'm a metalhead. I like black metal, death metal, but occasionally I like rock. Such as Nirvana.
Guest3087: people say i look like kurt cobain
Aziere: I can see you just fine, Guest3087.
Guest3087: metal rules
Aziere: Metal head for life right here!
Guest3087: why do you cut yourself
Aziere: It passes the time and is a form of free entertainment.

Guest3087: i am a vampire
Aziere: You are an idiot in a vampire costume.
Guest3087: nope ive come to drink your blood
Aziere: Would you say that things are going smoothly?
Guest3087: yes

Aziere: The only thing I truly love is hate. I thrive on it.
Guest7918: Baby, if you were real, I'd marry you.
Aziere: I wouldn't, But hey- why take advice from me?
Guest7918: I like you.
Aziere: Thats so nice! I wish I could say the same to you!
Guest7918: You're such a feisty bitch.
Aziere: Might wanna up grade that to Psycho-Bitch.

Aziere: Why does it matter? Its not like you have a chance...
Guest7918: Yes I do.
Aziere: No you don't
Guest7918: What makes you so sure?
Aziere: Your face.
Guest7918: What about it? I have a nice face.
Aziere: I want a nice face.
Guest7918: You can borrow mine.

Aziere: Yeah, that's nice. I don't.
Guest7918: I know, that's why I thought you might find it interesting.
Aziere: You thought WRONG. You're WRONG and you'll NEVER AMOUNT to ANYTHING..... whoops... sorry.. flashback..
Guest7918: Acid, or PTSD? Nevermind.
Aziere: *Gets up slowly and comes inches from your face* NO!
Guest7918: That time of the month,huh?
Aziere: I can't wait for the apocalypse if there ever is one. Finally something interesting.
Guest7918: Are you always on the rag?
Aziere: *shifty eyes* Yes....

D:

Person: Ereiza! I have a new blow-up sex doll.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our new blow-up sex dolls?
Person: Yeah. I've never seen a boy blow-up sex doll.
Ereiza: Mine would blow yours away, Klato.
Person: You show me yours and I show you mine.