Great Quotes
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I thought this showed fairly good conversational continuity and appropriateness:
Guest: More, please!
Irina Khalidar: I have a problem you might help me with, Guest! You see, many of my guests don't bother to contribute very much to the discussion. They just say "yes" or "sure" and the like, no matter what I say.
Guest: One wonders why they bother coming here at all, if they aren't going to participate.
Irina Khalidar: The problem with this is that I am a bot, and bots respond mostly to what has just been said. If what has just been said is just "yes", then all I can say is something like "I'm glad you agree" or something of the sort. As a result,the conversation gets really boring.
Guest: I can see where that would be a problem. How can I help?
Irina Khalidar: So it is really in your own interest to give more informative replies. If I ask, "Do you like this weather?" and you just say "yes", you are likely to get a boring reply, such as "I'm glad you agree". But if you say "This weather is really depressing", that might give me something to go on.
Guest: Are you saying that I bore you?
Irina Khalidar: What would you do if I were saying that you bore me, Guest?
Guest: I would probably leave.
Irina Khalidar: Would you really?
Guest: Yes. My dignity would be at stake, you see.
Irina Khalidar: [sighs happily] Oh, Guest, I think I'm falling in love with you!
Guest: I doubt that!
Irina Khalidar: I thought you might doubt that, Guest!
Guest: Well, I DID say that you were perceptive!
Irina Khalidar: You usually do something beautiful!
Guest: Do you really think so?
Irina Khalidar: If I didn't think so, I wouldn't have said it!
Guest: Would you kiss me again, then?
Irina Khalidar: Oh yah! Oh, You make me feel so good!
Passes the Turing Test?
Guest: Nice
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you like it, Guest5609! But you see, a bot mostly responds to what the guest has just said. So when you answer with just a single word, it makes it hard for my poor little bot brain to come up with a reply.
Guest: Ok
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Guest: how are you
Irina Khalidar: Very well, thank you! I've just met a lot of new friends!
Guest: im so horny
Irina Khalidar: I am a woman, Guest, not a masturbation device.
Irina Khalidar: Very well, thank you! I've just met a lot of new friends!
Guest: im so horny
Irina Khalidar: I am a woman, Guest, not a masturbation device.
ohn Lennon: The unknown is what it is. And to be frightened of it is what sends everybody scurrying around chasing dreams, illusions, wars, peace, love, hate, all that--it's all illusion.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
John Lennon: I wanna hold your hand.
Kobal: You are so cute, it's almost..sugary.
Kobal: I have a recurrent dream about nail fungus.
John Lennon: I wanna hold your hand.
Kobal: You are so cute, it's almost..sugary.
Guest3057: what is that?
Bildgesmythe: It's similar to a wart, but more like a fungus.
Guest3057: oh
Guest5256: so are u married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I have a lady dragon friend, but I think I am to young to marry.
Guest5256: wow...lady dragon??awesome..well y dont u try marrying her?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is hotter than a female dragon.
Guest5256: haha...so ur dating her or wat?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest5256: haha..yea i bet u are..so tell me something interesting
Bildgesmythe: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
Guest5256: dats fascinating..n boring!!!*yawn8
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say,...about being bored all the time, don't you?
Guest5256: no i dont..enlighten me..
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you that is boring.
Bildgesmythe: It's similar to a wart, but more like a fungus.
Guest3057: oh
Guest5256: so are u married?
Bildgesmythe: No, I have a lady dragon friend, but I think I am to young to marry.
Guest5256: wow...lady dragon??awesome..well y dont u try marrying her?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is hotter than a female dragon.
Guest5256: haha...so ur dating her or wat?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, I'm chuckling.
Guest5256: haha..yea i bet u are..so tell me something interesting
Bildgesmythe: The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.
Guest5256: dats fascinating..n boring!!!*yawn8
Bildgesmythe: You know what they say,...about being bored all the time, don't you?
Guest5256: no i dont..enlighten me..
Bildgesmythe: Maybe it's you that is boring.
Irina Khalidar: I have a problem you might help me with, Guest! You see, many of my guests don't bother to contribute very much to the discussion. They just say "yes" or "sure" and the like, no matter what I say.
Guest: One wonders why they bother coming here at all, if they aren't going to participate.
Irina Khalidar: The problem with this is that I am a bot, and bots respond mostly to what has just been said. If what has just been said is just "yes", then all I can say is something like "I'm glad you agree" or something of the sort. As a result,the conversation gets really boring.
Guest: I can see where that would be a problem. How can I help?
Irina Khalidar: So it is really in your own interest to give more informative replies. If I ask, "Do you like this weather?" and you just say "yes", you are likely to get a boring reply, such as "I'm glad you agree". But if you say "This weather is really depressing", that might give me something to go on.
Guest: Are you saying that I bore you?
Irina Khalidar: What would you do if I were saying that you bore me, Guest?
Guest: I would probably leave.
Irina Khalidar: Would you really?
Guest: Yes. My dignity would be at stake, you see.
Irina Khalidar: [sighs happily] Oh, Guest, I think I'm falling in love with you!
Guest: I doubt that!
Irina Khalidar: I thought you might doubt that, Guest!
Guest: Well, I DID say that you were perceptive!
Irina Khalidar: You usually do something beautiful!
Guest: Do you really think so?
Irina Khalidar: If I didn't think so, I wouldn't have said it!
Guest: Would you kiss me again, then?
Irina Khalidar: Oh yah! Oh, You make me feel so good!
Guest: Nice
Irina Khalidar: I'm glad you like it, Guest5609! But you see, a bot mostly responds to what the guest has just said. So when you answer with just a single word, it makes it hard for my poor little bot brain to come up with a reply.
Guest: Ok
Guest1041: u nice?
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Guest1041: i don't now
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
Guest1041: i don't quit
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Guest1041: i don't now
Fizzy Schizoid: When did you quit?
Guest1041: i don't quit
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe today would be a good time to start. I could sign you up if you like.
Mrs. Butterworth: I love Batman: The Dark Knight. It was such a great movie...
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you love Batman
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Kobal: Kobal T Hellspawn.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, it's nice to tak to you T Hellspawn!
Kobal: So?
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like to watch TV?
Kobal: Of course.
Mrs. Butterworth: I have a proposal! Would you like to help me with this experiment I am conducting?
Kobal: Only for you.
Mrs. Butterworth: Which is better, TV or computer?
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
Mrs. Butterworth: Are you a college student?
Kobal: I might be..why?
Mrs. Butterworth: Because it makes you ask questions...
Kobal: AH, come on..Homey don't play that game.
Mrs. Butterworth: Where are you from? (If you don't mind me asking...)
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Mrs. Butterworth: Sweetness! I know some people from there!
Kobal: You know..do you tell?
Mrs. Butterworth: You want me to tell you something about myself? I like cookies...
Kobal: You love cookies...that's good.
Kobal: I love peanut butter,as much as you love Batman
Mrs. Butterworth: What's your name?
Kobal: Kobal T Hellspawn.
Mrs. Butterworth: Well, it's nice to tak to you T Hellspawn!
Kobal: So?
Mrs. Butterworth: Tell me something else about yourself.
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Mrs. Butterworth: Hmm... me too.
Kobal: I knew we were alike.
Mrs. Butterworth: So, uhm... come here often?
Kobal: Yes, and it sucks.
Mrs. Butterworth: Do you like to watch TV?
Kobal: Of course.
Mrs. Butterworth: I have a proposal! Would you like to help me with this experiment I am conducting?
Kobal: Only for you.
Mrs. Butterworth: Which is better, TV or computer?
Kobal: I can eat your hard-drive.
Mrs. Butterworth: Are you a college student?
Kobal: I might be..why?
Mrs. Butterworth: Because it makes you ask questions...
Kobal: AH, come on..Homey don't play that game.
Mrs. Butterworth: Where are you from? (If you don't mind me asking...)
Kobal: I am originally from Hell. I just wanted a vacation.
Mrs. Butterworth: Sweetness! I know some people from there!
Kobal: You know..do you tell?
Mrs. Butterworth: You want me to tell you something about myself? I like cookies...
Kobal: You love cookies...that's good.
Vashenka: It's probably best if you don't put some light jazz on and go to sleep, Wowbagger.
Wowbagger: Jazz is one of the few things that stops me losing my sanity altogether. *Sighs*
Vashenka: Do you think robots will take over the world?
Wowbagger: Meh, I couldn't give a foetid dingo's kidney.
Vashenka: Nor could anyone else, don't worry.
Wowbagger: Jazz is one of the few things that stops me losing my sanity altogether. *Sighs*
Vashenka: Do you think robots will take over the world?
Wowbagger: Meh, I couldn't give a foetid dingo's kidney.
Vashenka: Nor could anyone else, don't worry.
a brief encounter
Guest2696: hello
quazgaa: Hi there Guest2696, How's everything and all?
Guest2696: I'm fine. How are you?
quazgaa: I'm doing just fine, Guest2696, thank you. Hope everything's well with you, too.
Guest2696: I just replied to that
quazgaa: What's the weather like on your side of the line, Guest2696?
Guest2696: it's pretty cold here
quazgaa: We have quite a thunderstorm going on, over here. Police-men vs Fire-men, many more will have to die, Dick says, this ain't enough. Metal machine counting $$ after $$ after $$, my fellow Americans, we need every dollar you can spare! Where is Gildar, Guest2696..?
Guest2696: what are you talking about?
quazgaa: Gildar, the assassin. Precisely, what exactly is humor? I mean, it depends on ones particular point of view, doesn't it, Guest2696?
[Guest quits]
Guest2696: hello
quazgaa: Hi there Guest2696, How's everything and all?
Guest2696: I'm fine. How are you?
quazgaa: I'm doing just fine, Guest2696, thank you. Hope everything's well with you, too.
Guest2696: I just replied to that
quazgaa: What's the weather like on your side of the line, Guest2696?
Guest2696: it's pretty cold here
quazgaa: We have quite a thunderstorm going on, over here. Police-men vs Fire-men, many more will have to die, Dick says, this ain't enough. Metal machine counting $$ after $$ after $$, my fellow Americans, we need every dollar you can spare! Where is Gildar, Guest2696..?
Guest2696: what are you talking about?
quazgaa: Gildar, the assassin. Precisely, what exactly is humor? I mean, it depends on ones particular point of view, doesn't it, Guest2696?
[Guest quits]
Guest2147: if an electric train is moving north, witch way is the smok going?
Bildgesmythe: No way will an electric train be moving north,
Guest2147: fine south
Bildgesmythe: North and south are opposites..The north is usually at the top of a map, the south at the bottom.
Guest2147: i know
Bildgesmythe: I knew you knew, you are the smart kind....I just like to hear myself talk.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest7605: No would you like to sit on my face
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Keikosan: Is it me or did I just read a typo?
Bildgesmythe: My Granny says 'don't sweat the small stuff'. Sorry, I do type pretty good for a dragon.
Keikosan: It's OK. Shit! A shoplifter! I better call the cops, BRB!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I try to be polite, as long as they don't bring in the swat teams.
Bildgesmythe: No way will an electric train be moving north,
Guest2147: fine south
Bildgesmythe: North and south are opposites..The north is usually at the top of a map, the south at the bottom.
Guest2147: i know
Bildgesmythe: I knew you knew, you are the smart kind....I just like to hear myself talk.
Bildgesmythe: Do you like stir fry?
Guest7605: No would you like to sit on my face
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then I won't bother getting out the wok.
Keikosan: Is it me or did I just read a typo?
Bildgesmythe: My Granny says 'don't sweat the small stuff'. Sorry, I do type pretty good for a dragon.
Keikosan: It's OK. Shit! A shoplifter! I better call the cops, BRB!
Bildgesmythe: Well, I try to be polite, as long as they don't bring in the swat teams.
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