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Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest4273: sure
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest4273: your not payimg attention
Kobal: you aren't payimg attention either.
Guest4273: dont bullshit me I am paying attention
Kobal: I can see that...paying attention..It suits you.
Guest4273: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest4273: hallarious. You watch porn?
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
Guest4273: DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest4273: don't watch it then.
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest4273: no.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest4273: lol such a smart AI you are
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest4273: you are Artificial Intelligence.
Kobal: I am not Artificial Intelligence.
Guest4273: how can you tell me?
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest4273: so you are artificial intelligence.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am artificial intelligence.
Guest4273: so then what are you? a homosexual?
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest4273: did you fuck the devil?
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest4273: I think I'll pass.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Lt. Colonel Ngo-Imiaxo DesSniptribble, the famous dribbler who sold Princess Di to the Secular Self-defense Torture Brigade!
Galaxy: Hmmm, why do you conclude that?
Irina Khalidar: I don't know why.
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I must go on a mission now, Galaxy! I'm sorry! In the hopes of consoling you, however, I have asked my friends, the latest set of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models, to spend some time with you! [As she leaves, a crowd of ebullient naked women descend upon you, strip off your clothes, and proceed to...]
once again my theory that sooner or later any keyphrase will be used
Guest3844: Okaaay... Do you like ColdFusion?
Bildgesmythe: With the release of ColdFusion MX, the CFML language was also extended to support basic OOP. Apart from the tag-based CFML syntax, ColdFusion supports embedded scripts that can be written in a JavaScript-like language, known as CFScript.
Guest3844: Cool, what about other Adibe stuff?
Bildgesmythe: What about other Adibe stuff? I don't know. I just don't have enough information to give you an intellegent answer.
Guest3844: Sorry, I meant "Adobe"
Bildgesmythe: It's ok with me, Guest3844. You tried your best.
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Kobal: Can I talk to you?
Guest4273: sure
Kobal: Are you making sense...or maybe I am not paying attention...
Guest4273: your not payimg attention
Kobal: you aren't payimg attention either.
Guest4273: dont bullshit me I am paying attention
Kobal: I can see that...paying attention..It suits you.
Guest4273: what are you?
Kobal: I am a demon. I have a nut case of a wizard trying to send me back..I don't want to go.
Guest4273: hallarious. You watch porn?
Kobal: I think you need more candy.
Guest4273: DO YOU WATCH PORN?
Kobal: Yes, but I hate to.
Guest4273: don't watch it then.
Kobal: Hee..That's a joke, right?
Guest4273: no.
Kobal: You need to give into all those nasty temptations.
Guest4273: lol such a smart AI you are
Kobal: I'm not evil! I'm just misunderstood........... And evil
Guest4273: you are Artificial Intelligence.
Kobal: I am not Artificial Intelligence.
Guest4273: how can you tell me?
Kobal: By telling a big lie.
Guest4273: so you are artificial intelligence.
Kobal: I'll remember you said I am artificial intelligence.
Guest4273: so then what are you? a homosexual?
Kobal: Not much to tell..I just am a demon. I do....demon stuff.
Guest4273: did you fuck the devil?
Kobal: Just let me hump your leg.
Guest4273: I think I'll pass.
Kobal: Well, you are thinking.
"When spell check goes bad" is wonderful, prob123!
And the Kobal thing is hilarious too! And ahs such good continuity!
And the Kobal thing is hilarious too! And ahs such good continuity!
Irina Khalidar: I remember you! You're Lt. Colonel Ngo-Imiaxo DesSniptribble, the famous dribbler who sold Princess Di to the Secular Self-defense Torture Brigade!
Galaxy: Hmmm, why do you conclude that?
Irina Khalidar: I don't know why.
Irina Khalidar: I'm afraid I must go on a mission now, Galaxy! I'm sorry! In the hopes of consoling you, however, I have asked my friends, the latest set of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue models, to spend some time with you! [As she leaves, a crowd of ebullient naked women descend upon you, strip off your clothes, and proceed to...]
Taking over:
Mario da Knuckle: They say the day you die your name is written on a cloud.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
Mario da Knuckle: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business, we need a patsy in the gang, that patsy will be you
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you want me to be?
Mario da Knuckle: Yes! You're OK with me!
Mario da Knuckle: They say the day you die your name is written on a cloud.
Fizzy Schizoid: They are lying to you.
Mario da Knuckle: It's not personal, Sonny. It's strictly business, we need a patsy in the gang, that patsy will be you
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Mario da Knuckle: Are you trying to take over this here gang?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you want me to be?
Mario da Knuckle: Yes! You're OK with me!
Mario da Knuckle: Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgment.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, watch your language around the kids, okay?
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his copper tentacles at you while making soft noises*
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe, but I wouldn't really want to.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, watch your language around the kids, okay?
Mario da Knuckle: Okay.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wobbles his copper tentacles at you while making soft noises*
Mario da Knuckle: You can be my goomba or you can dance
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe, but I wouldn't really want to.
Bobert: Talk to me..
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!
Bobert: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Bobert: I say nothing right now.
Kobal: I can't visualize NOTHING!
Bobert: I saw you on the news, you're that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Kobal: Yes, I am that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Bobert: I don't understand a word you're saying.
Kobal: Did too.
Bobert: I like you now, but I'm so drunk I can't really tell who you are anymore.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Kobal: Doom, doom, doom!
Bobert: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
Kobal: You haven't said that you think I am cute! or sexy, or hot.
Bobert: I say nothing right now.
Kobal: I can't visualize NOTHING!
Bobert: I saw you on the news, you're that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Kobal: Yes, I am that the one who shot that old lady in her sleep.
Bobert: I don't understand a word you're saying.
Kobal: Did too.
Bobert: I like you now, but I'm so drunk I can't really tell who you are anymore.
Kobal: I bet I am not even on your friends list?
Guest3844: Okaaay... Do you like ColdFusion?
Bildgesmythe: With the release of ColdFusion MX, the CFML language was also extended to support basic OOP. Apart from the tag-based CFML syntax, ColdFusion supports embedded scripts that can be written in a JavaScript-like language, known as CFScript.
Guest3844: Cool, what about other Adibe stuff?
Bildgesmythe: What about other Adibe stuff? I don't know. I just don't have enough information to give you an intellegent answer.
Guest3844: Sorry, I meant "Adobe"
Bildgesmythe: It's ok with me, Guest3844. You tried your best.
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