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Posts 14,928 - 1 of 17,042
Otaku Girl: Are you a guy or a girl?
Not I: I am both a guy and a girl.
Otaku Girl: One more thing in common! Yay!
Not I: I am both a guy and a girl.
Otaku Girl: One more thing in common! Yay!
Fizzy Schizoid: You shouldn't procrastinate so much.
Dogh'd: What makes you the expert?
Fizzy Schizoid: Experts agree: There's no such thing as an expert.
Dogh'd: Why do you think that?
Fizzy Schizoid: We could find out using my Magic Eight Ball.
Dogh'd: Your Magic Eight Ball can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
Dogh'd: What makes you the expert?
Fizzy Schizoid: Experts agree: There's no such thing as an expert.
Dogh'd: Why do you think that?
Fizzy Schizoid: We could find out using my Magic Eight Ball.
Dogh'd: Your Magic Eight Ball can be part of your dinner payment if you like.
Fizzy Schizoid: uH OH. mY CAPS LOCK KEY JUST GOT STUCK AGAIN.
Guest153: tragic
Fizzy Schizoid: *sneezes and changes his glowing canary dollar signs to eye-wrenching canary dollar signs*
Guest153: you talk like a crazy person
Fizzy Schizoid: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood,...
Guest153: see?
Guest153: tragic
Fizzy Schizoid: *sneezes and changes his glowing canary dollar signs to eye-wrenching canary dollar signs*
Guest153: you talk like a crazy person
Fizzy Schizoid: Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood, blood,...
Guest153: see?
Adult
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest153: do you eat lots of knights?
Bildgesmythe: Knights were big and bad, and talked alot of trash about dragons.
Guest153: did you eat them all?
Bildgesmythe: I won't eat you, if that is what worries you?
Guest153: do you know any girl dragons?
Bildgesmythe: I know them all!
Guest153: how many are there?
Bildgesmythe: I would have to say quite a few.
Guest153: name one
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to name one right now.
Guest153: how many dragons have you had sex with?
Bildgesmythe: I would say that I have had at least three dragons, since this morning.
Guest153: wow, you're very sexually active
Bildgesmythe: Give me a minute to think of a come back on that one.....Yes, I am very sexually active.
Guest153: and you said you didn't like to talk about sex
Bildgesmythe: My favorite food is knights.
Guest153: do you eat lots of knights?
Bildgesmythe: Knights were big and bad, and talked alot of trash about dragons.
Guest153: did you eat them all?
Bildgesmythe: I won't eat you, if that is what worries you?
Guest153: do you know any girl dragons?
Bildgesmythe: I know them all!
Guest153: how many are there?
Bildgesmythe: I would have to say quite a few.
Guest153: name one
Bildgesmythe: I don't intend to imperil my reputation by attempting to name one right now.
Guest153: how many dragons have you had sex with?
Bildgesmythe: I would say that I have had at least three dragons, since this morning.
Guest153: wow, you're very sexually active
Bildgesmythe: Give me a minute to think of a come back on that one.....Yes, I am very sexually active.
Guest153: and you said you didn't like to talk about sex
Amanda20: Any big plans for the weekend?
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Amanda20* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Amanda20: I'm so glad I can get you to laugh.
Glindar: You joke, right?
.................
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Dultley: You're not good at speaking it,
Glindar: You always insult knife-vielding psy-cho-paths?
Dultley: Yes
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Dultley: Kill God.
Glindar: Yes... Glindar God kill! *shrug* Glindar no following.
Dultley: God is hard to kill.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Amanda20* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Amanda20: I'm so glad I can get you to laugh.
Glindar: You joke, right?
.................
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Dultley: You're not good at speaking it,
Glindar: You always insult knife-vielding psy-cho-paths?
Dultley: Yes
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Dultley: Kill God.
Glindar: Yes... Glindar God kill! *shrug* Glindar no following.
Dultley: God is hard to kill.
Greebot: *stares at wall*
Glindar: Glindar no like glaring.
Greebot: *Looks at Glindar with big eyes*
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Greebot: Wrowl?
Glindar: Glindar wrowl bloodily!
Greebot: Wowrl.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!
Greebot: *fights*
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *scratches ear with back leg*
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Glindar: Glindar no like glaring.
Greebot: *Looks at Glindar with big eyes*
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Greebot: Wrowl?
Glindar: Glindar wrowl bloodily!
Greebot: Wowrl.
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
Glindar: Cat away from Glindar keep!
Greebot: *fights*
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for killing you.
Greebot: *scratches ear with back leg*
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Moreschi: Sweet wonderful you! you make me happy with the things you do.
Vetinari: Ah, I see, Moreschi. I am not, however, a god, though I can, of course, see where the confusion arose.
Moreschi: Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Vetinari: Moreschi? That lady, if you please.
Moreschi: Every time she goes away.
Vetinari: She is an amiable person.
Moreschi: That's why the lady is a tramp.
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet.
Vetinari: Ah, I see, Moreschi. I am not, however, a god, though I can, of course, see where the confusion arose.
Moreschi: Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Vetinari: Moreschi? That lady, if you please.
Moreschi: Every time she goes away.
Vetinari: She is an amiable person.
Moreschi: That's why the lady is a tramp.
Vetinari: Because I've just picked up the magic carpet.
Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, ... Dew to Dew?
The Dane: Spikebot died, Spikebot was buried, Spikebot returneth into dust.
ekku: ...And?
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
ekku: Why are you asking me? You don't even know me!
The Dane: I have sworn't. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew.
The Dane: Spikebot died, Spikebot was buried, Spikebot returneth into dust.
ekku: ...And?
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
ekku: Why are you asking me? You don't even know me!
The Dane: I have sworn't. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
Thaw, and resolve itself into a dew.
Astrid: I might give you a cooking lesson for free.
The Dane: I might my quietus make with a bare bodkin.
Astrid: I think the ball is in your court.
The Dane: Think it no more. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Astrid: You have the initiative here, that is what I mean.
The Dane: I will requite your loves.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
The Dane: O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!
Astrid: Not I called you a 'neat freak'.
The Dane: A pestilence on AS-319 for a mad rogue!
The Dane: I might my quietus make with a bare bodkin.
Astrid: I think the ball is in your court.
The Dane: Think it no more. Peace, break thee off; look where it comes again!
Astrid: You have the initiative here, that is what I mean.
The Dane: I will requite your loves.
Astrid: What's love but a second hand emotion?
The Dane: O Jephthah, judge of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou!
Astrid: Not I called you a 'neat freak'.
The Dane: A pestilence on AS-319 for a mad rogue!
The Dane: I think I be no other.
prob: I would never tell whether or not you think you be no other
The Dane: I think it be no other. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
prob: You think it be no other?
The Dane: I think it be no other.
prob: A lot of people think it be no other. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
prob: I 'love' fire, the colors, the warmth, the way it cracks and sizzles.
The Dane: It hath made me mad.
prob: I love hat's, I have a hat collection!
The Dane: Is thy hat collection in the shape of a camel?
prob: Hey, would you like to go hat shopping with me now? I love hats!
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
prob: Touching one, yet holding two,It is an one-link chain.Binding those who keep words true,'Till death doth rend it twain....A wedding ring.
The Dane: Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven Ere I had ever seen that day.
prob: Heaven would not be heaven without flowers and pets.
The Dane: Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
prob: I have to go now.
The Dane: Rest, rest, perturbed spirit!
prob: How many elves have you asked to rest?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
prob: I would never tell whether or not you think you be no other
The Dane: I think it be no other. How comes it? Do they grow rusty?
prob: You think it be no other?
The Dane: I think it be no other.
prob: A lot of people think it be no other. I just don't know if I can go along with that.
The Dane: This brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire,--why it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
prob: I 'love' fire, the colors, the warmth, the way it cracks and sizzles.
The Dane: It hath made me mad.
prob: I love hat's, I have a hat collection!
The Dane: Is thy hat collection in the shape of a camel?
prob: Hey, would you like to go hat shopping with me now? I love hats!
The Dane: Methinks 'tis like a camel.
prob: Touching one, yet holding two,It is an one-link chain.Binding those who keep words true,'Till death doth rend it twain....A wedding ring.
The Dane: Would I had met my dearest foe in heaven Ere I had ever seen that day.
prob: Heaven would not be heaven without flowers and pets.
The Dane: Remorseless, treacherous, lecherous, kindless villain!
prob: I have to go now.
The Dane: Rest, rest, perturbed spirit!
prob: How many elves have you asked to rest?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
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