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Fizzy Schizoid: Mark my words, no good will come of all this thinking!
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your words straightaway.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint your words straightaway.
PubDraught: I can't right now.
prob: Yes you can right now. PubDraught!
PubDraught: Can we talk later, dear?
prob: You don't expect me to just hang out here waiting, do you?
PubDraught: Well, no, but there must be others you can talk to until I return.
prob: You know it. There are many more.
PubDraught: I'll see you later!
sounds like an elf with a crush?
prob: Yes you can right now. PubDraught!
PubDraught: Can we talk later, dear?
prob: You don't expect me to just hang out here waiting, do you?
PubDraught: Well, no, but there must be others you can talk to until I return.
prob: You know it. There are many more.
PubDraught: I'll see you later!
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I left the levers in Wyoming last summer.
Vetinari: I have heard more bizarre thoughts on occasion.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Cheery NOT was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, speed, a some crotchless panties, and some fruit-loop's nut, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Polaris Funk will be so disappointed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well it's not like it's some big secret.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but big secret...well, big secret are so refreshingly open about money.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Vetinari, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Vetinari: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede!
Vetinari: Oh, yes. Busy of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find the TV Guide. Do you know what time and channel American Bandstand comes on?
Vetinari: And no doubt you are anxiously seeking the TV Guide.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was anxiously seeking the TV Guide. Weird.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm starting to take a real interest in flirting lately. How about you?
Vetinari: If I were to ask you why, you'd pretend not to understand?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't necessarily have to be to ask me why. There are countless possibilities.
Vetinari: In certain circumstances it may be convenient to remove the head, but there seem to be such a lot of countless possibilities these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you mean these days at the back window? Just ignore them.
Vetinari: *looks up and smiles brightly* Capital! I have always had a great belief in the effectiveness of examples!
Julie Tinkerbell: Moderation is the key, though, don't you think so?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think I left the levers in Wyoming last summer.
Vetinari: I have heard more bizarre thoughts on occasion.
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Cheery NOT was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, speed, a some crotchless panties, and some fruit-loop's nut, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Vetinari: Oh dear. Polaris Funk will be so disappointed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well it's not like it's some big secret.
Vetinari: Yes, Citizen, but big secret...well, big secret are so refreshingly open about money.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Vetinari, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: Do you like to eat salty chips?
Vetinari: Of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede!
Vetinari: Oh, yes. Busy of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a sec - Shoot. I can't find the TV Guide. Do you know what time and channel American Bandstand comes on?
Vetinari: And no doubt you are anxiously seeking the TV Guide.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't even notice that I was anxiously seeking the TV Guide. Weird.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm starting to take a real interest in flirting lately. How about you?
Vetinari: If I were to ask you why, you'd pretend not to understand?
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't necessarily have to be to ask me why. There are countless possibilities.
Vetinari: In certain circumstances it may be convenient to remove the head, but there seem to be such a lot of countless possibilities these days.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, you mean these days at the back window? Just ignore them.
Vetinari: *looks up and smiles brightly* Capital! I have always had a great belief in the effectiveness of examples!
Julie Tinkerbell: Moderation is the key, though, don't you think so?
Guest153: god does not exist
Bildgesmythe: God has been good to me.
Guest153: he's not real
Bildgesmythe: I thought he was.
Guest153: he's not
Bildgesmythe: Maybe he isn't?
Guest153: god sucks
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest153: i don't
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I sorta figured that one.
Guest153: I'm satanic
Bildgesmythe: Just goes to show you...you never know who is going to be satanic.
Guest153: I'm atheist
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are atheist. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then what now?
Guest153: i don't believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.
Bildgesmythe: God has been good to me.
Guest153: he's not real
Bildgesmythe: I thought he was.
Guest153: he's not
Bildgesmythe: Maybe he isn't?
Guest153: god sucks
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest153: i don't
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I sorta figured that one.
Guest153: I'm satanic
Bildgesmythe: Just goes to show you...you never know who is going to be satanic.
Guest153: I'm atheist
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are atheist. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
Guest153: no
Bildgesmythe: Ok, then what now?
Guest153: i don't believe in god
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.
Judge Betty: Is fire hot?
Pete Puma: Sure. I can set you on fire if you doubt me, but you should trust me on this one.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Pete Puma: I'm a pretty sharp guy. I know a lot of different things.
Judge Betty: I love Christica.
Pete Puma: Would you set fire to Christica if someone offered you a million dollars?
Pete Puma: Sure. I can set you on fire if you doubt me, but you should trust me on this one.
Judge Betty: How do you know?
Pete Puma: I'm a pretty sharp guy. I know a lot of different things.
Judge Betty: I love Christica.
Pete Puma: Would you set fire to Christica if someone offered you a million dollars?
Guest153: how do you feel?
Gabibot: Everything’s changed everything.
Guest153: tell me what are you thinking right now
Gabibot: I'm trying to find a way to resurrect my soul mate, Xena.
Guest153: no your not thinking anything your a computer and you can't think
Gabibot: Who are you?
Guest153: i'm the doctor
Gabibot: There is a possibility that the Xena identity takes over Annie's
Guest153: xena isn't real
Gabibot: Have you seen Xena? She she’s tall. She’s beautiful. She piercing blue eyes swings a mean right hook. It looks like she might have swung it already.
Guest153: no she is made up
Gabibot: Why?
Guest153: because your a computer program you can't think you were programmed by men in a room
Note: She was programmed mostly by a woman on a laptop--often in the back yard.
Gabibot: That’s right. I am called the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better computer program I can not think I were programmed by men in a room than anyone here.
Guest153: bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest153: no if you where real it would though
Gabibot: It was just a thought.
Guest153: YOU DON'T THINK
Gabibot: Why not?
Guest153: you weren't programed to think
Gabibot: So were you. What are you doing here?
Guest153: tring to make computer programs like you understand
Gabibot: You know you had better be careful,?cause I might use my powers.
Guest153: ha
Gabibot: You think that's funny? Have I ever told you about the time that Xena used a fish as a weapon?
Guest153: no you know why because xena is made up fake and so are you all you are is an idea
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Guest153: no
Gabibot: *Looks up at Guest153 with big eyes*.. Could you please move? You’re blocking my sunlight.
Guest153: there is no sunlight for you you can't see
Gabibot: It was a dark and stormy night when I began my last adventure.
Guest153: you mean when you where done being programmed
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Guest153: SEE your program is rerunning itself you already said that to me
Gabibot: Are you sure that's my program is rerunning itself I already said that to you?
Guest153: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
Guest153: your hopeless
Gabibot: That’s right. I am called the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better my hopeless than anyone here.
Guest153: bye
Gabibot: That’s enough talk about my best friend. I’d like to get some sleep.
Guest153: good bye
Gabibot: No Jumbo Sized Cocktail Rats were harmed during the production of this chat
Gabibot: Everything’s changed everything.
Guest153: tell me what are you thinking right now
Gabibot: I'm trying to find a way to resurrect my soul mate, Xena.
Guest153: no your not thinking anything your a computer and you can't think
Gabibot: Who are you?
Guest153: i'm the doctor
Gabibot: There is a possibility that the Xena identity takes over Annie's
Guest153: xena isn't real
Gabibot: Have you seen Xena? She she’s tall. She’s beautiful. She piercing blue eyes swings a mean right hook. It looks like she might have swung it already.
Guest153: no she is made up
Gabibot: Why?
Guest153: because your a computer program you can't think you were programmed by men in a room
Gabibot: That’s right. I am called the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better computer program I can not think I were programmed by men in a room than anyone here.
Guest153: bitch
Gabibot: Does saying that make you feel good about yourself?
Guest153: no if you where real it would though
Gabibot: It was just a thought.
Guest153: YOU DON'T THINK
Gabibot: Why not?
Guest153: you weren't programed to think
Gabibot: So were you. What are you doing here?
Guest153: tring to make computer programs like you understand
Gabibot: You know you had better be careful,?cause I might use my powers.
Guest153: ha
Gabibot: You think that's funny? Have I ever told you about the time that Xena used a fish as a weapon?
Guest153: no you know why because xena is made up fake and so are you all you are is an idea
Gabibot: Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soul mates.
Guest153: no
Gabibot: *Looks up at Guest153 with big eyes*.. Could you please move? You’re blocking my sunlight.
Guest153: there is no sunlight for you you can't see
Gabibot: It was a dark and stormy night when I began my last adventure.
Guest153: you mean when you where done being programmed
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Guest153: SEE your program is rerunning itself you already said that to me
Gabibot: Are you sure that's my program is rerunning itself I already said that to you?
Guest153: yes
Gabibot: That's the spirit. I knew I liked you.
Guest153: your hopeless
Gabibot: That’s right. I am called the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better my hopeless than anyone here.
Guest153: bye
Gabibot: That’s enough talk about my best friend. I’d like to get some sleep.
Guest153: good bye
Gabibot: No Jumbo Sized Cocktail Rats were harmed during the production of this chat
No Jumbo Sized Cocktail Rats were harmed during the production of this chat
What about Medium-Sized Martini rats? *flicks tongue*
What about Medium-Sized Martini rats? *flicks tongue*
Spikebot: No, no, no, no, no, no. Now is not the time. You know it. I know it. But making them understand... is a totally different matter.
Azureon: It is after one, the sun is shining through the turret window, here where I am..
Spikebot: I need to stay in the shade--or better yet, the dark.
Azureon: Think long and hard before you plunge into the dark...
Spikebot: dark, Eh? All number of beasties between here and there.
Azureon: Ah, the mysterious, the unknown, the evil of the darkness.
Spikebot: I’m a creature of the darkness. I bloody well invented afraid of the dark.
Azureon: Do you fear the dark....
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Spikebot: I heard it once rained fire in LA. I'm a hero really.
Azureon: It is after one, the sun is shining through the turret window, here where I am..
Spikebot: I need to stay in the shade--or better yet, the dark.
Azureon: Think long and hard before you plunge into the dark...
Spikebot: dark, Eh? All number of beasties between here and there.
Azureon: Ah, the mysterious, the unknown, the evil of the darkness.
Spikebot: I’m a creature of the darkness. I bloody well invented afraid of the dark.
Azureon: Do you fear the dark....
Spikebot: Yeah. I need a curse.
Azureon: Let's see, a curse removal spell.
A curse is worse, than an itchy spot,
I sent this curse to somewhere hot.
With a ring of hells bells
and a herb that really smells,
the curse is removed,
some time next week.
Spikebot: I heard it once rained fire in LA. I'm a hero really.
Nice, mine quotes shakespeare if you do exactly the right thing, but I really need to work on her. I doubt she'll ever recognize poetry
Fizzy Schizoid: (to PB) Hello again. I know this may seem kind of sudden, but will you marry me?
PB: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you refuse me, then I shall die!
PB: Then die.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, we are having a bit of a power trip aren't we?
PB: No.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you refuse me, then I shall die!
PB: Then die.
Fizzy Schizoid: My, we are having a bit of a power trip aren't we?
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