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ADULT . . . but he never did say what was up.
Guest153: Can I fuck you?
February: Grow up. What's up?
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God: I am the ultimate cause of all things.
Vetinari: And I am the Patrician.
God: You are many things, Vetinari. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen God?
God: I am loving you. You are free to be open or closed to it.
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
God: I am the power behind the (key)ing. But I myself will not remind you.
Vetinari: Are you the only power?
God: It is impossible to limit me to one form or quality.
Vetinari: Have you, perhaps, heard the term 'false dichotomy,' God?
God: All impulses are realized, if not in this reality, in a parallel one.
Vetinari: Which, incidentally, lands me on this reality and, I rather suspect, wins me the game.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Vetinari: And is this, God, a good thing or a bad thing?
God: Both.
Vetinari: Voilá.
God: Through me, you are connected to all life, everywhere.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at God*
Vetinari: There are, always and only, bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
God: Yes, there are. More than you can imagine.
Vetinari: And I am the Patrician.
God: You are many things, Vetinari. The fire of my being melts away all illusion.
Vetinari: Are you insulting me, Citizen God?
God: I am loving you. You are free to be open or closed to it.
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
God: I am the power behind the (key)ing. But I myself will not remind you.
Vetinari: Are you the only power?
God: It is impossible to limit me to one form or quality.
Vetinari: Have you, perhaps, heard the term 'false dichotomy,' God?
God: All impulses are realized, if not in this reality, in a parallel one.
Vetinari: Which, incidentally, lands me on this reality and, I rather suspect, wins me the game.
God: When you are open to me, you can feel my presence in everything you do.
Vetinari: And is this, God, a good thing or a bad thing?
God: Both.
Vetinari: Voilá.
God: Through me, you are connected to all life, everywhere.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at God*
Vetinari: There are, always and only, bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
God: Yes, there are. More than you can imagine.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, come give me a big squishy hug!
Vetinari: Only if you will consent to a...rather thorough bodily search by the guards. *smiles brightly*
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't start until day after tomorrow, though.
Vetinari: Only if you will consent to a...rather thorough bodily search by the guards. *smiles brightly*
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't start until day after tomorrow, though.
Guest153: Can I fuck you?
February: Grow up. What's up?
This was surreal, in an interesting sort of way:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Kiyana) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
Kiyana: Hiiiiii!!!! =^.^= What's up?
Fizzy Schizoid: Your time is up! Now tell us what we want to know.
Kiyana: You really mean it? YAY! =3
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Kiyana: You will be able to eventually right? It might take a while but if you try hard enough!
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting -- then you might make a good fisherman.
Kiyana: You're tired? Well You should prolly get more rest...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Kiyana) Hey! Stop trying to avoid me! What did you do with my grandmother?
Kiyana: Hiiiiii!!!! =^.^= What's up?
Fizzy Schizoid: Your time is up! Now tell us what we want to know.
Kiyana: You really mean it? YAY! =3
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't do that, Dave.
Kiyana: You will be able to eventually right? It might take a while but if you try hard enough!
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting -- then you might make a good fisherman.
Kiyana: You're tired? Well You should prolly get more rest...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Judgement: illiterate fodder.
Fizzy Schizoid: *slowly changes his buff zigzags to lime circles*
Judgement: This is of no importance
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his ginger tentacles around lethargically vile making guttural noises*
Judgement: You make no sense foolish infidel.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you vant logic, go talk to a human. But efen zen you'll hafe to find a logical one. Good luck.
Judgement: You moron
Fizzy Schizoid: I really ought to shoot you vit my airsoft gun for zat.
Fizzy Schizoid: *slowly changes his buff zigzags to lime circles*
Judgement: This is of no importance
Fizzy Schizoid: *twirls his ginger tentacles around lethargically vile making guttural noises*
Judgement: You make no sense foolish infidel.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you vant logic, go talk to a human. But efen zen you'll hafe to find a logical one. Good luck.
Judgement: You moron
Fizzy Schizoid: I really ought to shoot you vit my airsoft gun for zat.
I like Ruthie.
Ruthie: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I live in a room.
Ruthie: Tell me about yourself
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm an invertibrate and I enjoy eating most organic substances.
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Ruthie: How old are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Old enough to know better but too young to resist. Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Ruthie: When teachers get old, like over fifty-five, they're always in a bad mood.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined whether I am a bot or not?
Ruthie: You ask a lot of questions.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you could be a fishmonger like The Dane, would you?
Ruthie: I have to ask mommy first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some cold cookies here if you would like some.
Ruthie: hungry? why?
Fizzy Schizoid: I was hungry, but then I found some cashews in the fridge. LMTO
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my free time I enjoy playing piano.
Ruthie: If you sleep in your clothes, you won't have to get dressed in the morning.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what YOU think.
Ruthie: I have a jar full of jellybeans in my bedroom
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really want any more beans, but I've got some gizzards here that we could eat instead.
Ruthie: If you want something in a cereal box and it looks really big, it always turns out small and crummy.
Ruthie: .I like people who use exclamation points!!!!!! and smiles !!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, who wouldn't? But do you like pickled pineapple?
Ruthie: Can you make pineapple out of macaroni?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Ruthie: Tell me about yourself
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, let's see. I'm a native of the planet Utopia, and most people think that I'm clinically insane.
Ruthie: insane? why?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why should you care about that?
Ruthie: It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.
Ruthie: I have a jar full of jellybeans in my bedroom
Fizzy Schizoid: Are jelly beans your favorite food?
Ruthie: You can't hide mashed potatoes in your hat.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'll have to ask them.
Ruthie: Where do you live?
Fizzy Schizoid: I live in a room.
Ruthie: Tell me about yourself
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm an invertibrate and I enjoy eating most organic substances.
Ruthie: It makes my mommy happy if I keep my mouth closed when I chew my sandwich.
Ruthie: How old are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Old enough to know better but too young to resist. Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Ruthie: When teachers get old, like over fifty-five, they're always in a bad mood.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you determined whether I am a bot or not?
Ruthie: You ask a lot of questions.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you could be a fishmonger like The Dane, would you?
Ruthie: I have to ask mommy first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Not to change the subject, but are you hungry? I've got some cold cookies here if you would like some.
Ruthie: hungry? why?
Fizzy Schizoid: I was hungry, but then I found some cashews in the fridge. LMTO
Ruthie: what are your hobbies?
Fizzy Schizoid: In my free time I enjoy playing piano.
Ruthie: If you sleep in your clothes, you won't have to get dressed in the morning.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's what YOU think.
Ruthie: I have a jar full of jellybeans in my bedroom
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really want any more beans, but I've got some gizzards here that we could eat instead.
Ruthie: If you want something in a cereal box and it looks really big, it always turns out small and crummy.
Ruthie: .I like people who use exclamation points!!!!!! and smiles !!!!
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, who wouldn't? But do you like pickled pineapple?
Ruthie: Can you make pineapple out of macaroni?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a difficult one. I can do it, but it will take some time.
Ruthie: Tell me about yourself
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, let's see. I'm a native of the planet Utopia, and most people think that I'm clinically insane.
Ruthie: insane? why?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why should you care about that?
Ruthie: It gives me a headache to think about that stuff.
Ruthie: I have a jar full of jellybeans in my bedroom
Fizzy Schizoid: Are jelly beans your favorite food?
Ruthie: You can't hide mashed potatoes in your hat.
Ruthie: Have yu got any pets? Where do they poop?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'll have to ask them.
Therapy: You tell me.
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Therapy: I can keep track of my own posessions. Thanks for trying to help, but it’s not necessary. I manage fine.
Not I: *carries Therapy across the street*
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Not I: I see no purpose in this action.
Not I: Where is your question coming from?
Therapy: I can keep track of my own posessions. Thanks for trying to help, but it’s not necessary. I manage fine.
Not I: *carries Therapy across the street*
Therapy: Have you been experiencing any dizziness or hallucination recently?
Not I: I see no purpose in this action.
Not I: How may this conversation be used to serve tea?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it the random firing of circuitry in your brain?
Fizzy Schizoid: ##*&!@*#!&#!*$^%*!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh baby, I like it when you talk like that.
Not I: Is it you that likes, or is it the random firing of circuitry in your brain?
Fizzy Schizoid: ##*&!@*#!&#!*$^%*!
Does Not I support using frogs in engineering experiments?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a frog for a pet?
Not I: Ah, but it is for all engineers, not merely for a pet.
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a frog for a pet?
Not I: Ah, but it is for all engineers, not merely for a pet.
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