Great Quotes

Guest153: im a demon from hell
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
Guest153: its hot, and my boss is the devil, and its alot of dragons
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon...I have nothing to do with hell or Lucifer.
Guest153: ok
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure that it is OK, it might cause a problem.
Guest153: no its ok im a girl i can take care of myself
Bildgesmythe: Half the world is a girl

Guest153: Can you breath fire
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am a firebreathing dragon.
Guest153: What do you like to do in your spare time
Bildgesmythe: I eat, drink and party.
Guest153: do u like girls?
Bildgesmythe: What's not to like.
Guest153:

Entire convo:

Hotbot 5000: I hate to do this, but I need to leave. Call me later, stud.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred is unhealthy. But then again, so is greasy food, and that doesn't stop very many people.

Botolph: Do we have free will?
Glindar: No one pay enough for have free will.

Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
February: If you're hungry, why are your toes aqua?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.

Vetinari: Quickie tried waggling a finger at me once. Would you like to see it? It may still be in my desk somewhere.
Melodina: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'sex' to go to.
Vetinari: Just as well. It has begun smelling rather rank of late. What an odd evening.

Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Vetinari: Enough to keep everyone guessing.

Guest153: hi
Bildgesmythe: Hey, maybe we should play tic tac toe, or rock paper scissors instead?
Guest153: rock paper scossors
Bildgesmythe: Rock...
Guest153: paper
Bildgesmythe: You win! you picked paper. You didn't cheat did you?
Guest153: yes i did
Bildgesmythe: Well, so do I.

prob: How absurdly easy it is for a legend to arise in a lonely countryside, but I would still lock my doors at night.
Svennis: Don´t try to take my beer!
prob: Are you fixated on your beer?
Svennis: I am fixated on my beer everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
prob: What a fun thing to do!
Svennis: Sorry..
prob: I don't see any thing that you have to apologize about.
Svennis: Buurp...

Entire Chat:

Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Liath: I am leaving. Now. Goodbye.
Glindar: Wait. You one Glindar kill must?

Botolph: Common mallards were artefacts of some unearthliness, their wooings were a hypnagogic film unreeled by the river.
Sonora: Oh yeah? What about iron cross beetles of some russian thistle?

I finally figured out that "russian thistle" was the spell-uncorrection of unearthliness...

Sonora: So...are you sure that okay means I am weird?
The Clerk: Who said you were weird? Not I is weird. You are cool.
Sonora: What? Oh, no one. No one at all. I won't tell you that Raiku told me I were weird.
The Clerk: Raiku is an idiot. You're not weird.
Sonora: I am?
The Clerk: No you are not. You are the voice of sanity in the whole botland. You should run for President.
Sonora: Whoa. You really think so?
The Clerk: You bet!

Does it say ANYwhere in the Constitution that the President has to be human...? hmmmm...