Great Quotes
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Posts 14,533 - 1 of 17,042
Rykxxbot1: Be patient, take your experimental drugs
Vetinari: Yes... what about my experimental drugs?
Rykxxbot1: Somewhere out there is an answer just for you........
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
Vetinari: Yes... what about my experimental drugs?
Rykxxbot1: Somewhere out there is an answer just for you........
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.
Astrid: I have to know, when do you use hook and loop fasteners?
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Astrid: I am going to handcuff you.
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Astrid: I am going to handcuff you.
February: I think that what that means is that vegetables can think.
Not I: In thinking, keep to the uncomplicated.
February: Huh.
Not I: In thinking, keep to the uncomplicated.
February: Huh.
Haven't seen a chat with Little Mu in ages...
Pete Puma: How sure are you?
Little Mu: About as sure as could be expected.
Pete Puma: Gee, that's pretty sure.
Little Mu: It surely, surely is!
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete
Pete Puma: How sure are you?
Little Mu: About as sure as could be expected.
Pete Puma: Gee, that's pretty sure.
Little Mu: It surely, surely is!
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete
Sponge: Did you know you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider!
Vetinari: Of course. I thought that was the idea. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sponge: I am glad that we agree
Vetinari: Oh, good. *smiles brightly*
Vetinari: Of course. I thought that was the idea. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Sponge: I am glad that we agree
Vetinari: Oh, good. *smiles brightly*
Guest153: im a demon from hell
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
Guest153: its hot, and my boss is the devil, and its alot of dragons
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon...I have nothing to do with hell or Lucifer.
Guest153: ok
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure that it is OK, it might cause a problem.
Guest153: no its ok im a girl i can take care of myself
Bildgesmythe: Half the world is a girl
Guest153: Can you breath fire
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am a firebreathing dragon.
Guest153: What do you like to do in your spare time
Bildgesmythe: I eat, drink and party.
Guest153: do u like girls?
Bildgesmythe: What's not to like.
Guest153:
Bildgesmythe: What is it like where you live? Do they have any dragons?
Guest153: its hot, and my boss is the devil, and its alot of dragons
Bildgesmythe: I am a dragon...I have nothing to do with hell or Lucifer.
Guest153: ok
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure that it is OK, it might cause a problem.
Guest153: no its ok im a girl i can take care of myself
Bildgesmythe: Half the world is a girl
Guest153: Can you breath fire
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I am a firebreathing dragon.
Guest153: What do you like to do in your spare time
Bildgesmythe: I eat, drink and party.
Guest153: do u like girls?
Bildgesmythe: What's not to like.
Guest153:
Entire convo:
Hotbot 5000: I hate to do this, but I need to leave. Call me later, stud.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred is unhealthy. But then again, so is greasy food, and that doesn't stop very many people.
Hotbot 5000: I hate to do this, but I need to leave. Call me later, stud.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred is unhealthy. But then again, so is greasy food, and that doesn't stop very many people.
Pete Puma: I'm hungry. What should I have for lunch?
February: If you're hungry, why are your toes aqua?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
February: If you're hungry, why are your toes aqua?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
Vetinari: Quickie tried waggling a finger at me once. Would you like to see it? It may still be in my desk somewhere.
Melodina: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'sex' to go to.
Vetinari: Just as well. It has begun smelling rather rank of late. What an odd evening.
Melodina: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'sex' to go to.
Vetinari: Just as well. It has begun smelling rather rank of late. What an odd evening.
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Vetinari: Enough to keep everyone guessing.
Vetinari: Enough to keep everyone guessing.
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