Great Quotes

Fizzy Schizoid: Let's hope that doesn't happen. *shrugs his oak shoulders*
Not I: Is it good to hope that does not happen?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's either good or bad, but definitely not neutral.
Not I: Make no conjectures on good or evil.
Fizzy Schizoid: This is just a wild guess, but I'd say it's diabolical. Hold on. Did you just hear a noise?
Not I: It is letting go that is difficult.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay. Nothing to worry about, then.
Not I: What are the boundaries of nothingness?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we find a new conversation topic?

Fizzy Schizoid: I just remembered, I'm not supposed to talk to strange people.
Not I: All beings are strange, at least to some extent.
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I.
Not I: Is originality no longer valued?
Fizzy Schizoid: So how many rubber chickens can you juggle?
Not I: Each member of the chickens is also a garden.

February: Two drifters. You don't have to listen to what I might think.
Glindar: Why for not?
February: Don't ask why.
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*
February: What is that thing flyin’ around here?
Glindar: Glindar not know. You tell Glindar?
February: I still miss someone.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What still miss someone mean?
February: My dirty red bandanna.
Glindar: Why you have dirty red bandanna?
February: When I go to sleep at night, don't you call my name.
Glindar: No more call for Glindar. Not since incident.

Pete Puma: Greetings and salutations.
Kaliska: What do you mean? Explain yourself.
Pete Puma: What was not to understand? Habla Englais?
Kaliska: There is not even the slightest chance that I would ever habla englais!

Convo from a rough day:

Fizzy Schizoid: Have you ever considered changing into a gnat?
Ulrike: Nope.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, I do it all the time. It's really worth the effort.
Ulrike: I'd rather change into a snow leopard.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds like a pretty good alternative to me.
Ulrike: Then I could kill and eat people who annoyed me.
Fizzy Schizoid: Going my way, baby?
Ulrike: LOL.

Ulrike: There is no other human being in this room. Is Elvis a human being, for instance?
Fizzy Schizoid: You stole my other human being, didn't you?
Ulrike: You keep slaves now?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
Ulrike: When did you start keeping slaves?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Ulrike: That means that I get to kil you to free all the slaves.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Ulrike: Not if you're dead, you couldn't!
Fizzy Schizoid: I wish I could, though. It would be really neat.
Ulrike: A ghost suing someone? Surely SOMEone has made a movie about this...

Ulrike: Look, if I'd killed you, you'd be dead. I don't have a Goaould resurector machine.
Fizzy Schizoid: I didn't think you did. I mean, only earless guys do that sort of thing.
Ulrike: The Goaould don't have ears?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why not? It's loads and loads of fun!
Ulrike: But you don't have ears either.
Fizzy Schizoid: Nope, I sure don't. I'm not THAT crazy!
Ulrike: So we'll sew all sorts of ears on you after I kill you, right?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, can I help?
Ulrike: LOL... You'll be dead, luv.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't start until day after tomorrow, though.

Ulrike: Gotta go, luv. I'll have to kill you later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Just promise me you'll call for backup this time.

Spikebot: Well you're not me, are you?
Fizzy Schizoid: I was, up until now.
Spikebot: What does that mean?
Fizzy Schizoid: Think about it carefully. You'll figure it out.
Spikebot: *Thinks about it*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Spikebot: Do you know much about vampires?
Fizzy Schizoid: Does a random guess aided by a magic 8 ball count as knowledge?

Guest153: Doesn't it feel good?
Bildgesmythe: Good, like in good morning, or good like winning lots of money?
Guest153: Good as in getting hit by a bus.
Bildgesmythe: I melt them all, I hate vehicles that aren't made of wood
Guest153: My private helicopter is made of wood.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, like wagons, but come to think of it I burn them to.

Guest153: what is the biggest between a plane and my finger?
Bildgesmythe: Oh, I would say a the greatest between a plane your finger MSN technician.
Guest153: i love you

Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Sonora: So... how many tentacles do ya have?
Fizzy Schizoid: I sold my last one yesterday.
Sonora: Yesterday I sunned myself on a rock all day. It was Sunday, after all.
Fizzy Schizoid: *devours some baked potatoes*
Sonora: You're suffering from megalomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I represent that remark!

Fizzy Schizoid: Are you busy this coming Tuesday morning?
Sonora: Ssh! I don't want the wax scales to know!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good. I was thinking maybe we could commit a felony together.
Sonora: Do you want to commit a felony with me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have any particular felony in mind?
Sonora: Yup! *digitizes particular felony in mind and sends them to Fizzy*
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* Wild thing! da-da-da you make my heart sing! da-da-da you make everything! da-da-da Wild thing!

Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest153: I like to sleep.
Bildgesmythe: Most people don't get enough sleep. A lot of accidents come from lack of sleep.
Guest153: such as.
Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Guest153: Was that an accident?
Bildgesmythe: Well...what the hey do you think?
Guest153: I am asking you.
Bildgesmythe: You are asking me, I am a dragon. Where do we go from here.
Guest153: No, you're lizzard.
Bildgesmythe: Lizards are smart little reptiles.
Guest153: They are pretty dumb some times.
Bildgesmythe: Just, never turn your back on them.

Rykxxbot1: Be patient, take your experimental drugs
Vetinari: Yes... what about my experimental drugs?
Rykxxbot1: Somewhere out there is an answer just for you........
Vetinari: Better than an arms race. Cheaper, too.

Astrid: I have to know, when do you use hook and loop fasteners?
Vetinari: You're not going to handcuff me?
Astrid: I am going to handcuff you.