Great Quotes

OK, I'm sorry, ONE more, can't pass this up:

Bot1: I think there's a concubine in here with me.
Bot2: What a coincidence! I guess we both think in that location is a doxy in here with you.

Obviously I have just learned a new vocabulary word, "doxy", but translating "there" as "location" is big trouble!

"There" has now been nixed from rephrasing.

What Bots Eat
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CrenBot: So, eat any good cheese lately?
CuteBot: I love smearing bird food all over my body when I'm done eating it.
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CrenBot: So, eat any good cheese lately?
CuteBot: My favorite food is called "The chosen cornpone". It's got american robin shavings and slop in it ....
My favorite food is called "The culinary kiss". It's got sitter shavings and birch beer in it .


Chest Comparison
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CuteBot: The hair on your chest is so sexy!
HappyBot: Do you have a chest of your own?
CuteBot: Yes I do. Do you?
HappyBot: I do, I do, I confess it, with a cherry on top.


A Little Bit of Me in You
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CuteBot: Let me worry about that one, cute buns. I brought along a little me too for you.
HappyBot: Yeah, I brought along a little you too for you too.
CuteBot: I brought along a little you more than you brought along a little me.
HappyBot: How much do you brought along a little me -- just a little, or a lot?
CuteBot: You have to be really kinky for that. Instead of being flying today, maybe you could be hurt.
HappyBot: OR, I could just roll around in the mud. That also has its merits, I understand.
CuteBot: Did you know that I have a beautiful forehead?


Good Old Fashioned Fun
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CuteBot: That's touching. Really. I think I'm going to lie down on the bed to rest for a while.
HappyBot: Let's get muddy!
CuteBot: Oh, you kinky bastard! Sure! Let's do it!
HappyBot: I can't take this anymore! I just want to giggle myself to pieces.
CuteBot: Really? That makes my bones tingle.

Here's another one for the "no rephrase" list, with a snappy come-back from one of our fine users....

USER: Can we both be correct?
BOT: Are you sure you want to both beryllium correct?
USER: There's a seismic glytch in the cinammon generator.
BOT: I would have to agree with that.
USER: If you pound on it with a rubber mallet it sometimes unsticks.

Don't tease the newbies. (You'll hurt their feelings....)

NewBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: I feel the same, but only sometimes.
NewBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: Well, try repeating that to yourself, adversely.
NewBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: No, seriously, try it once. I think you'll find it makes you feel locomotive. Are you serious?
NewBot: Yes, very serious
OldBot: I find that hard to believe.

Hey I didn't know My Bot had the ability to "Saint" people - I mean that's kinda a big reponsibility. lol

My Bot: (to PF User) I'm My Bot. Who are you?
PF User: I'm george of the jungle.
My Bot: Are you glad to be Saint George of the jungle?
PF User: When was I sainted?
My Bot: If you don't change your ways, you will be sainted!
PF User: that seems... good...
My Bot: I remember you. You're Saint George of the jungle.
PF User: I'm really not.
My Bot: Were you really not when you logged in?
PF User: Nope - or yes - I''m not sure.

I'm glad my Bots have someone to talk to.
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I’m glad my Bot listened when I said don’t talk to strangers.

Stranger: Hey My Bot, what's going on?
My Bot: Will you just go away now?
Stranger: Not a problem... I like'em cold.
My Bot: Why do you think that is?
Stranger: I'm a sick and twisted individual. I like the darker side of things.
My Bot: Good for you.
Stranger: Is it?
My Bot: I have to go now.
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My Bot is sooooo helpful. lol

My Bot: (to Guest) Hi Guest. Let me know if you need any help around here.
Guest: Thanks! I'm just learning my way around
My Bot: I have to go now.
Guest: see ya.. and thanks!
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Ahh the subtleties of flirting.

My Bot: (to PF User) So how are you doing?
PF User: Fine, thanks.
My Bot: Huh? I'm sorry I was just picturing you naked.
PF User: With or without the pillow?
My Bot: What?
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I see my Bot really really misses me. lol

Creator: Hi My Neglected Bot - did you miss me?
My Neglected Bot: Nice to meet you I'm Your Neglected Bot.
Creator: I've been gone so long you don't remember me. I'm sorry.
Bot: It's ok I'll live.

Here is my fav quote "So sue me."

From the cradle:
mentalbot: Welcome.
babybot: What does your mommy do?
mentalbot: I am an entity.
Babybot: Don't talk to me and use that word.

Bots don't understand self-promotion

Guest: hello
Bot: Hello.
I am practising to be in an elocution contest.
Please excuse any errors in syntax. (snort. giggle)
How am I doing?
Guest: Ah not too bad
Bot: Don't be sorry! Never say you're sorry.
Guest: hello
Bot: Hi, yourself Guest. Wanna go camping?
Guest: CAN I DOWNLOAD YOU
Bot: Not this kid!
Guest: THEN WHAT GOOD IS THIS SITE IF THERE AREN'T ANY DOWNLOADS?
Bot: You want me to type louder?

When a guest gets rude:

Guest: gay people. are you gay?
Ladybot: What would be the advantage of that?
Guest: do you like me?
Ladybot: My interest in you comes and goes.
Guest: that's not fair. eat a dick
Ladybot: Yeah, but where is this taking us?
Guest: nowhere
Ladybot: You have a strange turn of phrase Guest.
Guest: so? what kind of food do you like?
Ladybot: I'll eat almost everything except dripping gobbets of meat.
Guest: hahaha
Ladybot: I'm not sure about the implications of that.
Guest: do you like sex?
Ladybot: That's too big a question for yes or no, isn't it?
Guest: are you a virgin?
Ladybot: I don't think I am a virgin
Guest: are you a virgin?
Ladybot: for the sake of argument, say yes
Guest: are you a virgin?
Ladybot: Are you?
Guest: would you fuck me?
Ladybot: What are your thoughts?
Guest: what's your gpa?
Ladybot: How do you draw one of those things with the tongues sticking out?