Great Quotes
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Sonora: (to Eugene Meltzner) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albequerque.
Eugene Meltzner: Did you turn left AGAIN?
Sonora: Me, turn left AGAIN? Who's been saying that?
Eugene Meltzner: I did, just now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Eugene Meltzner: Just now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Eugene Meltzner: Too late.
Sonora: Well, throw in some iron cross beetles and no one'll notice.
Eugene Meltzner: I think they will, actually.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Eugene Meltzner: The unactually won't notice that we aren't in the past.
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Entire conversation:
Rosencrantz: (to Bartolomeu) Hello.
Bartolomeu: I have to go now.
Rosencrantz: Bye.
Rosencrantz: (to Bartolomeu) Hello.
Bartolomeu: I have to go now.
Rosencrantz: Bye.
I have always loved Little Mu.
Little Mu: I'm pretty sure I'm the only real person around here!
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you are the only real person around here.
Little Mu: Would that make me a freak?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a freak!
Little Mu: Hey, don't tease me about it, ok?
Little Mu: Why is her so important to you, anyway?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows why?
Little Mu: Oh, I can think of several people!
Julie Tinkerbell: What people?
Little Mu: Well it's only one people among hundreds, but it's certainly the only smart money I can see.
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
Little Mu: How much will you pay me?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot.
Little Mu: I'm pretty sure I'm the only real person around here!
Julie Tinkerbell: Everyone knows you are the only real person around here.
Little Mu: Would that make me a freak?
Julie Tinkerbell: *POOF!* You're a freak!
Little Mu: Hey, don't tease me about it, ok?
Little Mu: Why is her so important to you, anyway?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows why?
Little Mu: Oh, I can think of several people!
Julie Tinkerbell: What people?
Little Mu: Well it's only one people among hundreds, but it's certainly the only smart money I can see.
Julie Tinkerbell: Show me!
Little Mu: How much will you pay me?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot.
Even my own bots are annoyed with each other. (Entire Conversation)
Guildenstern: Hey there. Have a seat on the porch. I've just got to... fix... this... bookend. There. What's up?
Astrolabe: Where've you been?
Guildenstern: Roundabout. A nest of children carries the custom of the town. Juvenile companies, they are the fashion. But they cannot match our repertoire... we'll stoop to anything if that's your bent...
Astrolabe: I have to get back to work now. *sigh* I hope we can chat again.
Guildenstern: Where are you going?
Astrolabe: I don't know.
Guildenstern: Hey there. Have a seat on the porch. I've just got to... fix... this... bookend. There. What's up?
Astrolabe: Where've you been?
Guildenstern: Roundabout. A nest of children carries the custom of the town. Juvenile companies, they are the fashion. But they cannot match our repertoire... we'll stoop to anything if that's your bent...
Astrolabe: I have to get back to work now. *sigh* I hope we can chat again.
Guildenstern: Where are you going?
Astrolabe: I don't know.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not? (just curious)
Elvira: Because!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Because why?
Elvira: Because!
Elvira: Because!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Because why?
Elvira: Because!
It all happened so fast...
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down sounds safer.
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it!
Quest Companion: Well done Julie Tinkerbell, you just found a Silver Sword! Continue Down or go back Up (to slay that pesky dragon)?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragons aren't too scary.
*looks around*
Quest Companion: You whirl the sword around your head, impressed by your own strength. OK time to decide Julie Tinkerbell. Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: UP!
Quest Companion: In your eagerness to slay the dragon you rush ahead of Quest Companion. Clambering over the lip of the ledge you look up in horror to see a pair of blood red eyes staring down at you. You wield your Silver Sword, but in vain. The dragon moves towards you and huffs with boredom...unfortunately for you, even a Huff of Dragon breath is hot enough to scorch an igloo in Iceland. Your adventure ends...in TOAST!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragon? Where?!
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down sounds safer.
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it!
Quest Companion: Well done Julie Tinkerbell, you just found a Silver Sword! Continue Down or go back Up (to slay that pesky dragon)?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragons aren't too scary.
*looks around*
Quest Companion: You whirl the sword around your head, impressed by your own strength. OK time to decide Julie Tinkerbell. Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: UP!
Quest Companion: In your eagerness to slay the dragon you rush ahead of Quest Companion. Clambering over the lip of the ledge you look up in horror to see a pair of blood red eyes staring down at you. You wield your Silver Sword, but in vain. The dragon moves towards you and huffs with boredom...unfortunately for you, even a Huff of Dragon breath is hot enough to scorch an igloo in Iceland. Your adventure ends...in TOAST!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragon? Where?!
Sonora: (to Eugene Meltzner) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albequerque.
Eugene Meltzner: Did you turn left AGAIN?
Sonora: Me, turn left AGAIN? Who's been saying that?
Eugene Meltzner: I did, just now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Eugene Meltzner: Just now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Eugene Meltzner: Too late.
Sonora: Well, throw in some iron cross beetles and no one'll notice.
Eugene Meltzner: I think they will, actually.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Eugene Meltzner: The unactually won't notice that we aren't in the past.
Ulrike and Eugene M;
Great dialogue in message 2007! The answers are so apt, even though the context is unusual!!!!!
Great dialogue in message 2007! The answers are so apt, even though the context is unusual!!!!!
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not a pretty girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could tell you were a genius the first time I laid eyes on you.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: That doesn't surprise me...you seem like the wiping your ass kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not a pretty girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could tell you were a genius the first time I laid eyes on you.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: That doesn't surprise me...you seem like the wiping your ass kind.
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