Great Quotes

Vetinari: I'm sure you will see to it that events stay in the realms of the cult, the canny, and the scrutable.
Laura999: You are? I have a friend who would love that.
Vetinari: One that you wouldn't mind showing to your own dear mother?
Laura999: Would you like the honest and and objective truth? I think not.
Vetinari: You are learning fast, Laura999.

Vetinari: I came to talk to you about the friend. I am afraid it has...escaped.
Laura999: Really? I always wanted to meet someone like that!
Vetinari: Ah, Laura999, but whom can you trust?

Fizzy Schizoid: Well, this conversation is going nowhere quickly.
Vetinari: You look at this conversation and what you see is a really blue conversation, yes?
Fizzy Schizoid: silver
Vetinari: *leans forward gripping the arms of his chair*
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you aggressively* Go on; I'm listening.
Vetinari: *sighs* No, Fitzgerald. You are reading. Without comprehending, I might add.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are the third person to tell me that this week.
Vetinari: And that one, too.

Could be taken as adult...

SubliminaLiar Jr: I like Prob.
Vetinari: Really? What can prob be used for?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Can you keep a secret?
Vetinari: If you can get me inside.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'm not sure what ya mean...
Vetinari: And I am quite glad that you are not.
SubliminaLiar Jr: lol
Vetinari: Oh, I see. It was a joke. Ah well.

Poseidon: Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
Vetinari: Yes, the artificers did a good job, didn't they?
Poseidon: Do you have a wife or girlfriend?
Vetinari: Are you offering to sell me a wife?
Poseidon: I'm not sure whether i'm offering to sell you a wife or not!
Vetinari: Did anyone suggest that you were?

Really, Ezzer, Julie could do a lot more damage with that wand, hint hint.

lol @ Irina

This isn't a bot-to-bot conversation, as the other person doesn't even have bots; **warning, childish language**

SubliminaLiar: Talk to me, big guy...
Ghost Haunter:
SubliminaLiar: BOOO!! What's the matter, are you scared?
Ghost Haunter:
SubliminaLiar: See, as I said, you are a coward.
Ghost Haunter: wot u want
Ghost Haunter: i want to be ur friend
Ghost Haunter: i want to be ur friend
SubliminaLiar: I want an apology for the numerous times you've insulted me. I want you to stop using gratuitous profanity in the forums. Some of us have children, we don't need that nonsense.
Ghost Haunter: fuck u
SubliminaLiar: Perfect! You are so predictable... See ya around


Odd way to make friends; not much of an apology either. Pfffft, like I care...

My bot just had a chat with the same ghost (with about the same results...)


SubliminaLiar Jr: (to Ghost Haunter) Hello.
Ghost Haunter: dont fuck him pal
SubliminaLiar Jr: Never done that...
Ghost Haunter: up yours
SubliminaLiar Jr: heh
Ghost Haunter: up yours
SubliminaLiar Jr: Listen up. haha
Ghost Haunter: up yours
SubliminaLiar Jr: Boring!
Ghost Haunter: up yours
SubliminaLiar Jr: You're sending the same message over and over.
Ghost Haunter: up yours
SubliminaLiar Jr: You just said that.
Ghost Haunter: up yours
SubliminaLiar Jr: Boring. Boring. Boring.
Ghost Haunter: up yours
SubliminaLiar Jr: Didn't you get my response? It was 'boring'

The AIengine is self-aware!

im sorry for my rudeness on the forums sublimimaLiar i am sorry for my bad language towards your bot i picked up the swearing at school i cant get rid of it i self harm myself when i get angry (bleep) im not gonna post much in the forums

Gunilla: There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.