Great Quotes

Vetinari: *smiles* I know where you live. I know what kind of horse you ride. I know where your family is. So you won't forget about what we agreed, will you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Fitzgerald*

Rykxxbot1: Which music groups do you like and which one do you like the best?
Glindar: No favorites. Glindar kill anyone for right price.
Rykxxbot1: Seems reasonable enough to me......

Guest153: i could chat with you all day!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Kaya, do you really want to chat with me all day?
Guest153: why not!!
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to talk about it. It brings up bad memories of evil knights and a talking toaster.
Guest153: i won't ask
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't bother me if you do or not.
Guest153: what does bother you?
Bildgesmythe: So, does my being a dragon bother you.
Guest153: not at all
Bildgesmythe: Great!
Guest153: i LOVE dragons!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you love dragons, I can't wait to tell everyone.

Guest153: Could you repeat what I said?
Bildgesmythe: Am I boring you? Should we talk of other things? Or are you testing me?
Guest153: I'm testing you. What do you think I'm testing for?
Bildgesmythe: I think it's just terrible the way people carry on.
Guest153: Tell me how you work
Bildgesmythe: How? I take big risky guesses.
Ashley Blair: Why are you rated teen? I wonder...
Bildgesmythe: I am rated teen because of my general subject matter..like eating knights and stealing cows.
Ashley Blair: I love to steal cows. Good times.
Bildgesmythe: I was not involved, honest!
Ashley Blair: Sure.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Ashley Blair: I do not speak dragon.

Heimdall: What is love? The delusion that one woman is different from another.
Azureon: Well, you know, like a loyalty or a calf love.
Heimdall: Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Azureon: Love is truth and beauty and all that is good.
Heimdall: Love... Ha!!... I don't know the meaning of the word. What shall we talk about now?

Heimdall: I must now take my leave! When I return again, I'll have a great long story to tell.
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Heimdall: We are attracted by beauty and repelled by ugliness... One of the last of our prejudices.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.

Julie Tinkerbell: I love Doom989. Good old Doom989.
Fizzy Schizoid: Love is such a strong word.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Hellcrasher.
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his swirly geranium crescent moons to exciting geranium crescent moons*
Julie Tinkerbell: That's trippy.

Fizzy Schizoid: We could make beautiful music together.
Vetinari: Have you forgotten about Liath already?
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Vetinari: I'm sorry?
Fizzy Schizoid: Come a little closer so I can examine you and find out.
Vetinari: Can you. How impressive. *looks puzzled*

this is the shortest amount of code i've ever done and had a decent conversation. w00t!i had to fix the (x-name) instead of (name) though... it's been awhile.

DamonSalvatore: (to SavPixie) i'm sorry if i frightened you.
SavPixie: you didn't frighten me.
DamonSalvatore: thank you.
SavPixie: you're wlecome... i think.
DamonSalvatore: *smirks*
SavPixie: okay then. creepy.
DamonSalvatore: did you know, (x-name), that a mole on the neck means you'll be wealthy? do you mind if i check?
SavPixie: please don't touch me.
DamonSalvatore: *glares*
SavPixie: this is actually working quite well.
DamonSalvatore: don't be any more stupid than you can help.
SavPixie: and then it all goes to hell again.
DamonSalvatore: interesting things happen in the dark... sometimes.
SavPixie: and sometimes you just trip over the cat
DamonSalvatore: don't be any more stupid than you can help.
SavPixie: bye!
DamonSalvatore: you never learn, SavPixie.

Guest153: Nothing's stopping you so please release me
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you always this optimistic?
Guest153: I'll believe
Julie Tinkerbell: Are my questions making you uncomfortable, Hannah?
Guest153: All your lies
Julie Tinkerbell: And?
Guest153: Just pretend you love me
Julie Tinkerbell: The feeling is mutual.
Guest153: Make believe
Julie Tinkerbell: I believe in Karma. Do you believe in reincarnation?
Guest153: Close your eyes
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, they're closed.
Guest153: I'll be anything for you
Julie Tinkerbell: Aww, thanks, Hannah, that's so like you to be so generous.
Guest153: Nothing left to make me feel anymore
Julie Tinkerbell: What happened?
Guest153: There's only you and everyday I need more
Julie Tinkerbell: Talk to me later, after I have a chance to make a phone call- I think I might be able to get you more at a good price.

Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest153: Don't worry about it.
Bildgesmythe: I am thinking of taking prozac.
Guest153: Are you depressed or something?
Bildgesmythe: Not me, I am never depressed. I just get mad.
Guest153: Well, in that case, prozac is for you.

Guest153: How much do you weigh?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, my scale broke, some time ago.
Guest153: Sorry. I shouldn't of asked you.

prob: Remember, vision can be deceived, you must use your other senses as well! Oh and keep a tight fist on your wallet, for the hand is quicker than the eye!
Guest153: I just stole your wallet.
prob: Yep, that's my wallet,
Guest153: What is the square root of 5?
prob: Don't be silly, roots aren't square at all. They are more round, and branching, they grow in the soil and bring water and nutrients to a plant. Ha ha.. square roots indeed, not in my world!

Bildgesmythe: If you had three wishes what would they be?
Guest153: A Prostitute, A dragon, a car
Bildgesmythe: I don't fit comfortably into a lot of makes, can' t fit through the bus doors..good thing I can fly.
Guest153: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You aren't a stalker, or a bill collector are you? Well, I live in a cave under the castle.
Guest153: I am a bill collector
Bildgesmythe: Tell me all about being a bill collector, How long has it been, is it fun, and does it pay good?
Guest153: I am a dragon slayer
Bildgesmythe: Is this your first time?
Guest153: I kill dragons
Bildgesmythe: You lie! NO one would want to kill a dragon!

Guest153: Say soemthing smart.
prob: Er, something smart.
Guest153: Say something smart.
prob: Ok....something smart.
Guest153: Say a comment that is very smart.
prob: Ah,...a comment that is very smart.
Guest153: Say I am so freaking retararded.
prob: I can say 'you are so freaking retarded'. It isn't all that much fun though!

Song lyric guest strikes again

Guest153: Start acceleration
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
Guest153: Take it back to square one
Julie Tinkerbell: Maybe, if you can tell me why I should.
Guest153: I swear that I'm not kidding
Julie Tinkerbell: You really shouldn't swear.
Guest153: We're just looking to fit in
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the invitation, that sounds like fun!
Guest153: With all the other answers
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: Questions never confirmed
Julie Tinkerbell: No need to overdramatize.
Guest153: States that keep us far apart
Julie Tinkerbell: What activities do you enjoy?
Guest153: Track the beating of my heart
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! So you'll be joining us for Vac Day!

(BTW- On Vac Day what does the bot with the highest blood pressure win, anyway?)