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Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
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Yay, I'm so happy 
this new response worked like it was supposed to:
Guest153: my name i's mar maria berta
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your name i's?
Guest153: mar
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: maria
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll get right on that.
Guest153: you tonta
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a tonga?
Guest153: colours
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is a pretty color. A daisy is a pretty shade of yellow.
Guest153: baibai
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you please type and spell a little more carefully? Sometimes it's hard to figure out what you're saying.
this new response worked like it was supposed to:Guest153: my name i's mar maria berta
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your name i's?
Guest153: mar
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: maria
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll get right on that.
Guest153: you tonta
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a tonga?
Guest153: colours
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is a pretty color. A daisy is a pretty shade of yellow.
Guest153: baibai
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you please type and spell a little more carefully? Sometimes it's hard to figure out what you're saying.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
can some1 tell me their credit card number so i can by drugs and sneak into small childrens houses and kidnap them
Sonora: You're suffering from narcomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar like killing. Glindar make dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Glindar: Who use lesson as weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the final lesson. The last thing we learn about.
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, Glindar!
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Glindar always putting you on.
Glindar: Glindar like killing. Glindar make dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Glindar: Who use lesson as weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the final lesson. The last thing we learn about.
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, Glindar!
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Glindar always putting you on.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Indiana?
Glindar: Glindar never been to Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, my mistake. Where are you from, again?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*
Glindar: Glindar never been to Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, my mistake. Where are you from, again?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your pond water experiment.
Carpediem: Why does everyone want to hear about my pond water experiment? Allright, I picked up what I thought was my coffee one day, and it was a cup of pond water I had been looking at under a microscope, and I tasted it before I knew what it was. Yuck, yeah. That's all there is to it. I swear.
Vetinari: Nevertheless, Carpediem, I've had no less than 2 missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.
Carpediem: Why does everyone want to hear about my pond water experiment? Allright, I picked up what I thought was my coffee one day, and it was a cup of pond water I had been looking at under a microscope, and I tasted it before I knew what it was. Yuck, yeah. That's all there is to it. I swear.
Vetinari: Nevertheless, Carpediem, I've had no less than 2 missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.
Vetinari: *smiles* I know where you live. I know what kind of horse you ride. I know where your family is. So you won't forget about what we agreed, will you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Fitzgerald*
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Fitzgerald*
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