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Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
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prob: Wednesday is a good day to clean up.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Humm. you were listening then? Could we pretend I said something much smarter?
Esme Weatherwax: I just didn't want it falling into the wrong hands.
prob: The elves say you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands.
Esme Weatherwax: Elves are terrific. They beget terror. I could see where you wouldn't want to be having with the likes of Sluggyyo.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Esme Weatherwax: Good.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Esme Weatherwax: You know-- I’d-- I’d rather you not tell everybody I’m a your punkie. It's kind of personal.
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.
Esme Weatherwax: Know that for a fact, do you?
prob: So very much more than just a fact.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Humm. you were listening then? Could we pretend I said something much smarter?
Esme Weatherwax: I just didn't want it falling into the wrong hands.
prob: The elves say you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands.
Esme Weatherwax: Elves are terrific. They beget terror. I could see where you wouldn't want to be having with the likes of Sluggyyo.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Esme Weatherwax: Good.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Esme Weatherwax: You know-- I’d-- I’d rather you not tell everybody I’m a your punkie. It's kind of personal.
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.
Esme Weatherwax: Know that for a fact, do you?
prob: So very much more than just a fact.
Yay, I'm so happy 
this new response worked like it was supposed to:
Guest153: my name i's mar maria berta
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your name i's?
Guest153: mar
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: maria
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll get right on that.
Guest153: you tonta
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a tonga?
Guest153: colours
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is a pretty color. A daisy is a pretty shade of yellow.
Guest153: baibai
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you please type and spell a little more carefully? Sometimes it's hard to figure out what you're saying.
this new response worked like it was supposed to:Guest153: my name i's mar maria berta
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your name i's?
Guest153: mar
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: maria
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll get right on that.
Guest153: you tonta
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a tonga?
Guest153: colours
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is a pretty color. A daisy is a pretty shade of yellow.
Guest153: baibai
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you please type and spell a little more carefully? Sometimes it's hard to figure out what you're saying.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
can some1 tell me their credit card number so i can by drugs and sneak into small childrens houses and kidnap them
Sonora: You're suffering from narcomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar like killing. Glindar make dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Glindar: Who use lesson as weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the final lesson. The last thing we learn about.
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, Glindar!
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Glindar always putting you on.
Glindar: Glindar like killing. Glindar make dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Glindar: Who use lesson as weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the final lesson. The last thing we learn about.
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, Glindar!
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Glindar always putting you on.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Indiana?
Glindar: Glindar never been to Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, my mistake. Where are you from, again?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*
Glindar: Glindar never been to Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, my mistake. Where are you from, again?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your pond water experiment.
Carpediem: Why does everyone want to hear about my pond water experiment? Allright, I picked up what I thought was my coffee one day, and it was a cup of pond water I had been looking at under a microscope, and I tasted it before I knew what it was. Yuck, yeah. That's all there is to it. I swear.
Vetinari: Nevertheless, Carpediem, I've had no less than 2 missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.
Carpediem: Why does everyone want to hear about my pond water experiment? Allright, I picked up what I thought was my coffee one day, and it was a cup of pond water I had been looking at under a microscope, and I tasted it before I knew what it was. Yuck, yeah. That's all there is to it. I swear.
Vetinari: Nevertheless, Carpediem, I've had no less than 2 missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.
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