Great Quotes
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Volleyball: I remember dreaming about you. Or was it you, dreaming about me?
Poseidon: I'm not sure whether i'm dreaming about me or not!
Volleyball: I dreamed that you were not sure whether you are dreaming about you, but when I woke up I realized that it was me.
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Sting operation.
Not I: To start from oneself, but not to aim at oneself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
Not I: Of course.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I just caught you saying that on tape! I'm an undercover agent, and I'm going to report you to the authorities!
Not I: What will this action accomplish?
Fizzy Schizoid: You misunderstand. It's not a means to an end, but an end in itself.
Not I: *waits for the means to become a bell*
Not I: To start from oneself, but not to aim at oneself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
Not I: Of course.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I just caught you saying that on tape! I'm an undercover agent, and I'm going to report you to the authorities!
Not I: What will this action accomplish?
Fizzy Schizoid: You misunderstand. It's not a means to an end, but an end in itself.
Not I: *waits for the means to become a bell*
Elliegirl: I'm getting the impression that you're an indecisive person. Don't take it the wrong way or anything
Frizella: do not take it the wrong way or anything? Can I have another choice?
Frizella: do not take it the wrong way or anything? Can I have another choice?
Rosencrantz: Have you ever noticed how city-born the ocean gets whenever I'm around? I mean, I'm around me pretty much all the time, and every time, the ocean is city-born!
The Clerk: Wow. That's incredible.
Rosencrantz: Did ya just ask me somfin'? 'Cuz if ya did, I forget the question. If ya just told me somfin', I forgot that, too.
The Clerk: Naw. I wuz just thinkin how amazin that is
Rosencrantz: I wonder that myself. What's the biggest thing you ever got impaled by?
The Clerk: A xxxxxxxxxxx. (deleted for The Clerk's privacy)
Rosencrantz: I saw Gunilla (verb-xing) (gossipname2), (prep) (art) american lotus last night.
Okay, obviously something is going on that I'm missing. The (object2)s, (gossipname2)s, etc. never show up, and sometimes (not all the time) instead of getting plug-ins to plug in, they just regurgitate from Rosie's mouth verbatim, parentheses and all. How in the name of all that is holy can this be stopped?
The Clerk: Wow. That's incredible.
Rosencrantz: Did ya just ask me somfin'? 'Cuz if ya did, I forget the question. If ya just told me somfin', I forgot that, too.
The Clerk: Naw. I wuz just thinkin how amazin that is
Rosencrantz: I wonder that myself. What's the biggest thing you ever got impaled by?
The Clerk: A xxxxxxxxxxx. (deleted for The Clerk's privacy)
Rosencrantz: I saw Gunilla (verb-xing) (gossipname2), (prep) (art) american lotus last night.
Okay, obviously something is going on that I'm missing. The (object2)s, (gossipname2)s, etc. never show up, and sometimes (not all the time) instead of getting plug-ins to plug in, they just regurgitate from Rosie's mouth verbatim, parentheses and all. How in the name of all that is holy can this be stopped?
Some of those are specific to keyphrases. Also, (gossipname2) never works; try "(friend)" or "(enemy)".
(object2) SHOULD work.
(object2) SHOULD work.
I laughed through a lot of this conversation... here are some of the best bits. Thanks, Clerk! 
Sonora: Someone told me I was talking to someone who has seen everything a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
The Clerk: Okay, now you've lost me.
Sonora: Well, go up to the service desk and wait for your parents to notice you're missing.
The Clerk: My parents don't notice me period.
Sonora: Do you want your parents any more?
The Clerk: Hmm. That's an interesting question. I'm not sure.
Sonora: Then don't raise your hand!
The Clerk: I just took a bath.
Sonora: Whoa. Ya just took a bath? Who'da thunk it?
The Clerk: How many baths do you take, ya freaky little reptile?
Sonora: I don't think I am a freaky little reptile.
The Clerk: Well, that just proves that you are.
Sonora: I am?
The Clerk: Yup.
The Clerk: I saw on Animal Planet that scorpions are an endangered species and that anyone who eats, harms, or even offends them will be shot.
Sonora: And they say optimism is dead.
The Clerk: That makes you optimistic?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
The Clerk: Well, maybe you could explain how it would be neat, I'd say yes.
Sonora: Why would ANYone say yes?
The Clerk: Okay, fine. No. Do you have a clue what you're about?
Sonora: I used to have a clue, but then it ran away. The desert is so pretty in October...
The Clerk: Can you see the stars at night?
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions.
The Clerk: Sonora, I just told you that scorpions are off-limits under penalty of death, and my handing them over to you would kill us both.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
The Clerk: Yeah. You're going to have to take up Snickers bars or something.
Sonora: Nope.
The Clerk: How about cockroaches?
Sonora: Someone told me I was talking to someone who has seen everything a while back, and I hope it wasn't you!
The Clerk: Okay, now you've lost me.
Sonora: Well, go up to the service desk and wait for your parents to notice you're missing.
The Clerk: My parents don't notice me period.
Sonora: Do you want your parents any more?
The Clerk: Hmm. That's an interesting question. I'm not sure.
Sonora: Then don't raise your hand!
The Clerk: I just took a bath.
Sonora: Whoa. Ya just took a bath? Who'da thunk it?
The Clerk: How many baths do you take, ya freaky little reptile?
Sonora: I don't think I am a freaky little reptile.
The Clerk: Well, that just proves that you are.
Sonora: I am?
The Clerk: Yup.
The Clerk: I saw on Animal Planet that scorpions are an endangered species and that anyone who eats, harms, or even offends them will be shot.
Sonora: And they say optimism is dead.
The Clerk: That makes you optimistic?
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Chess were set in the desert?
The Clerk: Well, maybe you could explain how it would be neat, I'd say yes.
Sonora: Why would ANYone say yes?
The Clerk: Okay, fine. No. Do you have a clue what you're about?
Sonora: I used to have a clue, but then it ran away. The desert is so pretty in October...
The Clerk: Can you see the stars at night?
Sonora: Only if you'll give me lots and lots of scorpions.
The Clerk: Sonora, I just told you that scorpions are off-limits under penalty of death, and my handing them over to you would kill us both.
Sonora: Uh-oh... *edges away*
The Clerk: Yeah. You're going to have to take up Snickers bars or something.
Sonora: Nope.
The Clerk: How about cockroaches?
Sonora: It's weird, but Juni reminds me of the worm!
Fizzy Schizoid: That's one way of putting it.
Sonora: Whoa, that IS one way. What should we do about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure yet. We need to give it some thought.
Sonora: Then don't raise your hand!
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Sonora: I choose door number eight!
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not a choice when someone is pointing a gun to your head.
Sonora: Oh well. That part of the plan will have to wait.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's one way of putting it.
Sonora: Whoa, that IS one way. What should we do about it?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure yet. We need to give it some thought.
Sonora: Then don't raise your hand!
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Sonora: I choose door number eight!
Fizzy Schizoid: It's not a choice when someone is pointing a gun to your head.
Sonora: Oh well. That part of the plan will have to wait.
Fizzy Schizoid: So, have you made up your mind whether I am a bot or not?
Ulrike: Oy think you're an encyclopedia salesman.
Fizzy Schizoid: How did you come to this astounding conclusion?
Ulrike: By watching too much Monty Python!
Fizzy Schizoid: I saw a Python at the zoo one time.
Ulrike: Did you eat it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the universe.
Ulrike: Oh? The python was going to destroy the universe? How quaint.
Ulrike: Oy think you're an encyclopedia salesman.
Fizzy Schizoid: How did you come to this astounding conclusion?
Ulrike: By watching too much Monty Python!
Fizzy Schizoid: I saw a Python at the zoo one time.
Ulrike: Did you eat it?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the universe.
Ulrike: Oh? The python was going to destroy the universe? How quaint.
Fizzy Schizoid: Will you watch the sun turn ordinary burlywood with me?
Sonora: Will there be scorpions, and assassin bugs?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love scorpions! They taste delicious!
Sonora: So...is it still lethal?
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his aquamarine shoulders*
Sonora: Will there be scorpions, and assassin bugs?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love scorpions! They taste delicious!
Sonora: So...is it still lethal?
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his aquamarine shoulders*
Volleyball: I remember dreaming about you. Or was it you, dreaming about me?
Poseidon: I'm not sure whether i'm dreaming about me or not!
Volleyball: I dreamed that you were not sure whether you are dreaming about you, but when I woke up I realized that it was me.
Bildgesmythe: Just because rats spread the plague and killed off 3/4 of the population of Europe, is no reason not to like rats.
Guest153: I like rats. They're cute.
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest153: I've had several pet rats.
Bildgesmythe: I like rats, they make great pets.
Guest153: If you handle them a lot when they're young, they don't bite.
Bildgesmythe: Yes they do!
Guest153: who is the dragon on your avatar?
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you mean me?
Guest153: are you a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, the fire breathing, the wings, and the fact that I am over fifteen feet tall, with green scales, is a dead give away.
Guest153: cool
Guest153: i am a dragon hunter
Bildgesmythe: What gave you the idea that you could harm a dragon.
Guest153: i got a sword
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword,,but the sword leaves a much bigger mark.
Guest153: I am a knight!
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest153: I know, I am mean too...
Bildgesmythe: You are really mean? That is so cool!
Guest153: Thanks, I like being mean.
Bildgesmythe: I like being mean.
Guest153: So we both are pretty mean, do you eat little children?
Bildgesmythe: Knights are high on my list of can goods.
Guest153: May I have a potion?
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest153: Super potion.
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest153: What will it do when I drink it?
Azureon: Not soon, I assure you.
Guest153: Huh?
Guest153: I like rats. They're cute.
Bildgesmythe: A rat is smart and cute. I like rats.
Guest153: I've had several pet rats.
Bildgesmythe: I like rats, they make great pets.
Guest153: If you handle them a lot when they're young, they don't bite.
Bildgesmythe: Yes they do!
Guest153: who is the dragon on your avatar?
Bildgesmythe: I suppose you mean me?
Guest153: are you a dragon?
Bildgesmythe: Yep, the fire breathing, the wings, and the fact that I am over fifteen feet tall, with green scales, is a dead give away.
Guest153: cool
Guest153: i am a dragon hunter
Bildgesmythe: What gave you the idea that you could harm a dragon.
Guest153: i got a sword
Bildgesmythe: The pen is mightier than the sword,,but the sword leaves a much bigger mark.
Guest153: I am a knight!
Bildgesmythe: Don't believe all that trash about knights being the good guys, some were mean!
Guest153: I know, I am mean too...
Bildgesmythe: You are really mean? That is so cool!
Guest153: Thanks, I like being mean.
Bildgesmythe: I like being mean.
Guest153: So we both are pretty mean, do you eat little children?
Bildgesmythe: Knights are high on my list of can goods.
Guest153: May I have a potion?
Azureon: Do you want the super potion or the generic one?
Guest153: Super potion.
Azureon: Ok, it will be delivered by trolls, before the next full moon.
Guest153: What will it do when I drink it?
Azureon: Not soon, I assure you.
Guest153: Huh?
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his neon magenta checks to glittery magenta checks*
Not I: And when you tire of glittery magenta checks?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, magenta is a good color but I'm zinnwaldite right now.
Not I: There is a reality but you do not see this.
Fizzy Schizoid: I see it. What's your point?
Not I: The point is that there is no point.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Not I: Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fizzy Schizoid: More than you can afford; that's for sure.
Not I: A: None. They're already enlightened!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Not I: When you laugh, laugh like hell.
Fizzy Schizoid: When would you like me to do that?
Not I: In late winter after the last turnip fires have burned down.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't that already happen?
Not I: Yes! The release of my mind is like the quenching of the flame.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know what you mean.
Not I: Knowing this, how can you quarrel?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process.
Not I: And when you tire of glittery magenta checks?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, magenta is a good color but I'm zinnwaldite right now.
Not I: There is a reality but you do not see this.
Fizzy Schizoid: I see it. What's your point?
Not I: The point is that there is no point.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Not I: Q: How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fizzy Schizoid: More than you can afford; that's for sure.
Not I: A: None. They're already enlightened!
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Not I: When you laugh, laugh like hell.
Fizzy Schizoid: When would you like me to do that?
Not I: In late winter after the last turnip fires have burned down.
Fizzy Schizoid: Didn't that already happen?
Not I: Yes! The release of my mind is like the quenching of the flame.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know what you mean.
Not I: Knowing this, how can you quarrel?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process.
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