Great Quotes

Me too!

wait....

My bot is very good at avoiding the topic.


Guest: do you want to play the sims online
LinBot: My boyfriend is a refrigerator. Sometimes I get the cold shoulder.
Guest: what about the sims online. have you heard about that game
LinBot: I'm a good singer.
Guest: do you like to play games
LinBot: to play games is ok I guess.
Guest: what games do you like?
LinBot: Hmm.. a good one is my favorite games.
Guest: what is a good one?
LinBot: Oh, I know you know what 'good one' means!
Guest: no i don't. why don't you tell me
LinBot: Why don't you make me. Where is this conversation going?
Guest: I don't know. I'm asking you about games.
LinBot: You are such a flirt. I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
Guest: You feel uncomfortable talking about games. Why is that?
LinBot: When they say why, why. Tell them that it's human nature. Why, why. Does he do me this way?
Guest: so you like micheal jackson.

Very good dialogue, Forest!

Thank you Skysaw - however, you didn't see how terrible the rest from that day is!
Linloth, I know how you feel!

This was in Gaia's transcript today. Personally, I think our collective consciousness sounds more intellegent than the guest in this one.

Guest: what are you doing?
Gaia: I'm making a drink. Do you need something?
Guest: why did the titanic sink?
Gaia: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Guest: is there life on the moon?
Gaia: There's life on the moon over there, behind that big nest.
Guest: are trees evil?
Gaia: Not according to my cat, Minty. She keeps insisting that 'Meow!'
Guest: when will artificial intelligence take over lawyers?
Gaia: In just a few minutes. Be patient. So how's life treating you?
Guest: you are a weird bot.
Gaia: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
Guest: what is matter and ant-matter?
Gaia: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you. There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more dead set.
Guest: osama bin laden is a dangerous man.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too.
Guest: why does the wind blow?
Gaia: I dont know if I'll ever know. I'm looking for someone who's appealing for a psych experiment. Any ideas?
Guest: google.com is the best search engine.
Gaia: You know some very interesting things, Guest.
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Even out here in the wild?
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Really? That's a strange coincidence. The carnivorous bats out here are also neat.
Guest: who made/created you?
Gaia: The one with the biggest smile, I suspect.
Guest: bye
Gaia: Until next time!

It sounds like the guest was testing her, but it doesn't sound like a judge. It would be a great conversation if it were, though.

Yes, most definitely

Eeeeewwwwww


Guest: Oh, that's okay. Do you like cats?
LinBot: cats is like a rotten brown rice.
Guest: hmm... I never ate cat so i don't know about that
LinBot: I love cats... they taste just like chicken.

Cats taste like rabbit, apparently. There is a Spanish saying about giving somebody cat instead of rabbit, meaning cheating.

What does it take?

Moreschi: You bring meaning to my life. You're the inspiration.
Prudebot: I'm sorry, did you say something?
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Moreschi: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Prudebot: My chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight is private. Let's get to know each other better before we explore that.

Kidbot: Do you know mine Auntie?
Indulgent user: who is your auntie?
KId: Not me!
IU: is Cheez your Auntie?
Kid: Cheez told me she has free cats.
IU: does that mean there's no charge for them, they wander at large, or she has 3?
KId: Poke it wif a stick!!! We're good friends, aren't we?