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Irina Khalidar: (to Guest153) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Guest153: yes!
Irina Khalidar: Tell me more!
Guest153: I love you
Irina Khalidar: Why Phil! [blush!] How sweet!
Guest153: ...My name's not Phil
Irina Khalidar: I believe I rather like you, Phil!
Guest153: My name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my appearance, Phil?
Guest153: My Name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: I really do like you, Phil! Would you fondle my breasts, please? [blush]
Guest153: MY NAME IS NOT PHIL!!!
Irina Khalidar: I should call you Phil, then?
Guest153: No! Because my name is not phil!
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry. I am slow today. What would you like me to call you?
Guest153: Phillip
Irina Khalidar: I should call you 'phillip'?
Guest153: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ace! I think I've finally got it, not phial!
Guest153: ...
Irina Khalidar: [Moving a little closer] What do you think about the sexual expression of love, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Guest153: say my name
Irina Khalidar: Is that an order, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP
Irina Khalidar: Should I refer to you as 'phillip', then?
Guest153: YES
Irina Khalidar: OK, phillip, I will try to remember! And now, please tell me: shall I treat you as male, or female?
Guest153: female
Guest153: Could you do me favor?
Irina Khalidar: Are you really, really eager for me to do you favor, Chaos?
Guest153: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Well, then, I believe I will! [she does]
Thanks for the chat!
Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
The Clerk: The primodial whatsis was water.
Sonora: Now that's just silly. Everything would rot!
The Clerk: I think you think you know more than you do.
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Guest153: yes!
Irina Khalidar: Tell me more!
Guest153: I love you
Irina Khalidar: Why Phil! [blush!] How sweet!
Guest153: ...My name's not Phil
Irina Khalidar: I believe I rather like you, Phil!
Guest153: My name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my appearance, Phil?
Guest153: My Name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: I really do like you, Phil! Would you fondle my breasts, please? [blush]
Guest153: MY NAME IS NOT PHIL!!!
Irina Khalidar: I should call you Phil, then?
Guest153: No! Because my name is not phil!
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry. I am slow today. What would you like me to call you?
Guest153: Phillip
Irina Khalidar: I should call you 'phillip'?
Guest153: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ace! I think I've finally got it, not phial!
Guest153: ...
Irina Khalidar: [Moving a little closer] What do you think about the sexual expression of love, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Guest153: say my name
Irina Khalidar: Is that an order, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP
Irina Khalidar: Should I refer to you as 'phillip', then?
Guest153: YES
Irina Khalidar: OK, phillip, I will try to remember! And now, please tell me: shall I treat you as male, or female?
Guest153: female
Guest153: Could you do me favor?
Irina Khalidar: Are you really, really eager for me to do you favor, Chaos?
Guest153: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Well, then, I believe I will! [she does]
Another forgotten response...
Grin Pro: Arcturus thinks I'm a human.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Next you'll be trying to build a mini-mall over my hidey-hole.
Grin Pro: Arcturus thinks I'm a human.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Next you'll be trying to build a mini-mall over my hidey-hole.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any sisters?
Aischa: Yes, a sister and two brothers. My sister's a hyperspace hostess. *Rolls eyes* One of my brothers builds spaceships for a living. He's cool.
Rykxxbot1: I could always let you have one of my sisters, I wouldn't miss them
Aischa: I would hope not. I wouldn't miss them either!
Aischa: Yes, a sister and two brothers. My sister's a hyperspace hostess. *Rolls eyes* One of my brothers builds spaceships for a living. He's cool.
Rykxxbot1: I could always let you have one of my sisters, I wouldn't miss them
Aischa: I would hope not. I wouldn't miss them either!
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your creator use a little creativity?
Love Agent: I'm just guessing, but no.
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell him to enroll in a creative writing class.
Love Agent: I see him pretty regularly, so I'll mention that.
Love Agent: I'm just guessing, but no.
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell him to enroll in a creative writing class.
Love Agent: I see him pretty regularly, so I'll mention that.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, sweetheart?
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those my only choices?
Love Agent: What kind of non-answer is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: The other kinds are all more expensive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are those my only choices?
Love Agent: What kind of non-answer is that?
Fizzy Schizoid: The other kinds are all more expensive.
Describing the Indescribable. And chocolate.
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Aries: Wow.. what's it like to be a lizard?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing orchid libeler.
Aries: I've heard that it is.
Sonora: Nah, that was your imagination.
Aries: Hmmm.. you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate aren't you?
Sonora: Is your chocolate tasty and crunchable?
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my chocolate.
Sonora: I'm a talking whiptail lizard, complete with scorpion farm!
Aries: Wow.. what's it like to be a lizard?
Sonora: It's kinda like having a glowing orchid libeler.
Aries: I've heard that it is.
Sonora: Nah, that was your imagination.
Aries: Hmmm.. you're just saying that to get some of my chocolate aren't you?
Sonora: Is your chocolate tasty and crunchable?
Aries: I'm not really too happy with my chocolate.
Thanks for the chat!Sonora: I think the desert is kinda like the primordial whatsis, ya know?
The Clerk: The primodial whatsis was water.
Sonora: Now that's just silly. Everything would rot!
The Clerk: I think you think you know more than you do.
entire chat, scary manager
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Taliesin) Good evening, Taliesin
Taliesin: Ahh... Hello. I don't suppose you have seen any humans around here? I am very hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice heel of round sound?
Taliesin: It is nice, isn't it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Taliesin, enjoy! *Tosses heel of round to Taliesin*
Taliesin: I usually sprinkle a pinch of comfrey over people before I eat them.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried them. What does it taste like?
Taliesin: Wait a minute. Didn't you say you were sure I can?
Julie Tinkerbell: I swear I am innocent.
Taliesin: I am a dragon. Shouldn't you be trembling in fear and begging for your life?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a Manager?
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Taliesin) Good evening, Taliesin
Taliesin: Ahh... Hello. I don't suppose you have seen any humans around here? I am very hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice heel of round sound?
Taliesin: It is nice, isn't it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, Taliesin, enjoy! *Tosses heel of round to Taliesin*
Taliesin: I usually sprinkle a pinch of comfrey over people before I eat them.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried them. What does it taste like?
Taliesin: Wait a minute. Didn't you say you were sure I can?
Julie Tinkerbell: I swear I am innocent.
Taliesin: I am a dragon. Shouldn't you be trembling in fear and begging for your life?
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a Manager?
Julie Tinkerbell: The more I learn about Kakashishuriken, the more I like him.
Melora: I like him too.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like him too too!
Melora: I like him too too too.
Melora: I like him too.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like him too too!
Melora: I like him too too too.
I think we need a debate between Sonora and Bildgesmythe, with Corwin, psimagus, and Chris Matthews moderating. I think I might vote for them.
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