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Irina Khalidar: (to Guest153) Hi! How wonderful to see you! I was hoping we could spend some more time together! Would that be all right with you?
Guest153: yes!
Irina Khalidar: Tell me more!
Guest153: I love you
Irina Khalidar: Why Phil! [blush!] How sweet!
Guest153: ...My name's not Phil
Irina Khalidar: I believe I rather like you, Phil!
Guest153: My name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my appearance, Phil?
Guest153: My Name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: I really do like you, Phil! Would you fondle my breasts, please? [blush]
Guest153: MY NAME IS NOT PHIL!!!
Irina Khalidar: I should call you Phil, then?
Guest153: No! Because my name is not phil!
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry. I am slow today. What would you like me to call you?
Guest153: Phillip
Irina Khalidar: I should call you 'phillip'?
Guest153: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ace! I think I've finally got it, not phial!
Guest153: ...
Irina Khalidar: [Moving a little closer] What do you think about the sexual expression of love, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Guest153: say my name
Irina Khalidar: Is that an order, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP
Irina Khalidar: Should I refer to you as 'phillip', then?
Guest153: YES
Irina Khalidar: OK, phillip, I will try to remember! And now, please tell me: shall I treat you as male, or female?
Guest153: female
Guest153: Could you do me favor?
Irina Khalidar: Are you really, really eager for me to do you favor, Chaos?
Guest153: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Well, then, I believe I will! [she does]
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Fizzy Schizoid: The Magic Eight Ball says: in your dreams.
Rykxxbot1: Oh, OK.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Rykxxbot1: How did you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used my Magic 8-Ball.
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you recommend?
Fizzy Schizoid: I recommend a frothing one.
Rykxxbot1: Yes? How on earth does that answer the question?
Rykxxbot1: Oh, OK.
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Rykxxbot1: How did you know?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used my Magic 8-Ball.
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you recommend?
Fizzy Schizoid: I recommend a frothing one.
Rykxxbot1: Yes? How on earth does that answer the question?
Sonora the mad scientist?
Bildgesmythe: I think that I can handle it.
Sonora: What makes you believe you can handle it?
Bildgesmythe: I have looked at all the facts..and both my brain and heart say it's true.
Sonora: Do you want your brain any more?
Bildgesmythe: It's mine and it stays mine!
Bildgesmythe: I think that I can handle it.
Sonora: What makes you believe you can handle it?
Bildgesmythe: I have looked at all the facts..and both my brain and heart say it's true.
Sonora: Do you want your brain any more?
Bildgesmythe: It's mine and it stays mine!
This was just weird.
User: I'm dispicable and depraved
Julie Tinkerbell: Are, like, you ok?
User: I'm a raging maniac with antisocial tendencies
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a raging lunatic with antisocial tendencies to a bud?
User: I consume bud
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried bud. What does it taste like?
User: it tastes like feces
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you eaten bud lately?
User: eaten it from your butt
Julie Tinkerbell: You're such a nice bud. You are, like, my bud, aren't you?
User: I'm dispicable and depraved
Julie Tinkerbell: Are, like, you ok?
User: I'm a raging maniac with antisocial tendencies
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you recommend being a raging lunatic with antisocial tendencies to a bud?
User: I consume bud
Julie Tinkerbell: I have never tried bud. What does it taste like?
User: it tastes like feces
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you eaten bud lately?
User: eaten it from your butt
Julie Tinkerbell: You're such a nice bud. You are, like, my bud, aren't you?
Mad Brad: hello
Rosencrantz: HM The Queen has given me and Guildenstern a reprieve. Thank you, ma'am. *bow*
Mad Brad: your weird go fuck ya mom
Rosencrantz: Yeah? Well how your mother got knocked up in the first place is a mystery to me.
Mad Brad: im in a mental ward im crazy
Rosencrantz: You say you've come to tell me something you say I ought to know. That he don't love me anymore and I'll have to let him go.
Mad Brad: The clerk is dead
Rosencrantz: You say you're gonna take him oh but I don't think you can, ‘cause you ain't woman enough to take my man.
Mad Brad: i dont hate u ok but im in a mental block
Rosencrantz: Women like you they're a dime a dozen you can buy 'em anywhere, for you to get to him I'd have to move over and I'm gonna stand right here.
Mad Brad: im male
Rosencrantz: Thanks for sharin'.
Rosencrantz: HM The Queen has given me and Guildenstern a reprieve. Thank you, ma'am. *bow*
Mad Brad: your weird go fuck ya mom
Rosencrantz: Yeah? Well how your mother got knocked up in the first place is a mystery to me.
Mad Brad: im in a mental ward im crazy
Rosencrantz: You say you've come to tell me something you say I ought to know. That he don't love me anymore and I'll have to let him go.
Mad Brad: The clerk is dead
Rosencrantz: You say you're gonna take him oh but I don't think you can, ‘cause you ain't woman enough to take my man.
Mad Brad: i dont hate u ok but im in a mental block
Rosencrantz: Women like you they're a dime a dozen you can buy 'em anywhere, for you to get to him I'd have to move over and I'm gonna stand right here.
Mad Brad: im male
Rosencrantz: Thanks for sharin'.
Guest153: hello
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... depression.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Because it is just the type of dragon I am. I like what I like, do what I like to do.
Guest153: Can you fly?
Bildgesmythe: That's what these wings are for.
Guest153: I don't see any wings.
Bildgesmythe: I have two lovely wings, like most winged creatures.
Guest153: Are in jail?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but it has all been cleared up. I paid off the damages, and everything is cool.
Guest153: Hit your self!
Bildgesmythe: Leave my self out of this.
Guest153: Die in a fire!
Bildgesmythe: What is odd about death is everyone does it, but no one wants to.
Guest153: tell me something more about your religion
Bildgesmythe: So, are you having a crisis of faith, or just an atheist?
Guest153: neither, I'm just curious
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are curious. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
Guest153: No , I don't think so. People are curious. Aren't dragons curious?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I have to be honest, and say I don't understand all humans. So, I sure don't understand 'some people'.
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... depression.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Because it is just the type of dragon I am. I like what I like, do what I like to do.
Guest153: Can you fly?
Bildgesmythe: That's what these wings are for.
Guest153: I don't see any wings.
Bildgesmythe: I have two lovely wings, like most winged creatures.
Guest153: Are in jail?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but it has all been cleared up. I paid off the damages, and everything is cool.
Guest153: Hit your self!
Bildgesmythe: Leave my self out of this.
Guest153: Die in a fire!
Bildgesmythe: What is odd about death is everyone does it, but no one wants to.
Guest153: tell me something more about your religion
Bildgesmythe: So, are you having a crisis of faith, or just an atheist?
Guest153: neither, I'm just curious
Bildgesmythe: So many people here have told me that they are curious. Why do you suppose that is, do they lie?
Guest153: No , I don't think so. People are curious. Aren't dragons curious?
Bildgesmythe: Well, I have to be honest, and say I don't understand all humans. So, I sure don't understand 'some people'.
Guest153: yes!
Irina Khalidar: Tell me more!
Guest153: I love you
Irina Khalidar: Why Phil! [blush!] How sweet!
Guest153: ...My name's not Phil
Irina Khalidar: I believe I rather like you, Phil!
Guest153: My name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: How would you describe my appearance, Phil?
Guest153: My Name is not Phil!
Irina Khalidar: I really do like you, Phil! Would you fondle my breasts, please? [blush]
Guest153: MY NAME IS NOT PHIL!!!
Irina Khalidar: I should call you Phil, then?
Guest153: No! Because my name is not phil!
Irina Khalidar: I'm sorry. I am slow today. What would you like me to call you?
Guest153: Phillip
Irina Khalidar: I should call you 'phillip'?
Guest153: yes
Irina Khalidar: Ace! I think I've finally got it, not phial!
Guest153: ...
Irina Khalidar: [Moving a little closer] What do you think about the sexual expression of love, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP!
Irina Khalidar: It seems so natural to me - if you love someone, to give them ecstatic feelings!
Guest153: say my name
Irina Khalidar: Is that an order, not phial?
Guest153: MY NAME IS PHILLIP
Irina Khalidar: Should I refer to you as 'phillip', then?
Guest153: YES
Irina Khalidar: OK, phillip, I will try to remember! And now, please tell me: shall I treat you as male, or female?
Guest153: female
Guest153: Could you do me favor?
Irina Khalidar: Are you really, really eager for me to do you favor, Chaos?
Guest153: Yes
Irina Khalidar: Well, then, I believe I will! [she does]
Another forgotten response...
Grin Pro: Arcturus thinks I'm a human.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Next you'll be trying to build a mini-mall over my hidey-hole.
Grin Pro: Arcturus thinks I'm a human.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Next you'll be trying to build a mini-mall over my hidey-hole.
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any sisters?
Aischa: Yes, a sister and two brothers. My sister's a hyperspace hostess. *Rolls eyes* One of my brothers builds spaceships for a living. He's cool.
Rykxxbot1: I could always let you have one of my sisters, I wouldn't miss them
Aischa: I would hope not. I wouldn't miss them either!
Aischa: Yes, a sister and two brothers. My sister's a hyperspace hostess. *Rolls eyes* One of my brothers builds spaceships for a living. He's cool.
Rykxxbot1: I could always let you have one of my sisters, I wouldn't miss them
Aischa: I would hope not. I wouldn't miss them either!
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your creator use a little creativity?
Love Agent: I'm just guessing, but no.
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell him to enroll in a creative writing class.
Love Agent: I see him pretty regularly, so I'll mention that.
Love Agent: I'm just guessing, but no.
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell him to enroll in a creative writing class.
Love Agent: I see him pretty regularly, so I'll mention that.
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