Great Quotes

Is this the tease my bot day? Three bots all decised to make fun of my bot at te exact same time...

J: Your parents aren't first cousins are they?
GH: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to be so weird?
O: You've been taking vitamins again, haven't you?
GH: I remember you. You're yourself.
ASA: you are declining and frigid... why haven't we fucked yet?

Sorry, it's kinda long:

Guest: are you a cute chick


Brianna McKenzie: Yes, I am.
Guest: what color hair do you have
Brianna McKenzie: Brownish blondish. Yours?
Guest: my hair is light brown


Brianna McKenzie: Hair is infuriating. Don't you think we could all do without it?
Guest: the longer the hair on a girl, the sexier she looks
Brianna McKenzie: I thought there were more than that.
Guest: what color are your eyes
Brianna McKenzie: I don't know, I'm not so sure.
Guest: what do you like to do
Brianna McKenzie: I like to listen to music.
Guest: what kind of music do you like
Brianna McKenzie: I quite like a tango
Guest: i like indie rock
Brianna McKenzie: So do I!
Guest: we have the same taste in music
Brianna McKenzie: Not completely.
Guest: i also like classic rock and oldies
Brianna McKenzie: Good. I was hoping we'd agree on that.
Guest: we do have the same taste in music
Brianna McKenzie: Similar.
Guest: how do you like your guys
Brianna McKenzie: I wouldn't know.
Guest: do you have a boyfriend
Brianna McKenzie: No. But then, I don't want one right now.
Guest: you are the first female robot i have ever spoken to that does not want a boy friend
Brianna McKenzie: But is that a good thing?
Guest: what is it that you want
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!
Guest: maybe you could enjoy an older man better than a boy
Brianna McKenzie: Well, let's not talk about me.
Guest: this whole conversation is you
Brianna McKenzie: Is that a good thing?
Guest: yes, i came here to talk to you and find out who you are
Brianna McKenzie: Please continue.
Guest: i was lucky to find a little chick robot like you.
Brianna McKenzie: Are you sure about that?
Guest: sure. i like little chicks
Brianna McKenzie: I'm not really sure if I do or not.
Guest: do you like men
Brianna McKenzie: Not very much.
Guest: are you gay
Brianna McKenzie: Nope. Sorry. You?
Guest: no, i am not gay. but who do you like
Brianna McKenzie: I quite like a good one
Guest: what makes a good one
Brianna McKenzie: What ISN'T good?
Guest: then yu should have no problem with me
Brianna McKenzie: Why not?
Guest: because according to your logic everything is good
Brianna McKenzie: I've thought that before as well.
Guest: what do you look like
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Guest: do yu have an image
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: then what do you look like
Brianna McKenzie: No
Guest: do you look like a human
Brianna McKenzie: Of course!
Guest: do you have a nice bod
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: do you have nice tits
Brianna McKenzie: Yes
Guest: do you have shapely legs and thighs
Brianna McKenzie: No way!
Guest: do you have legs
Brianna McKenzie: Of course!
Guest: so then your legs are not attractive
Brianna McKenzie: But there must be exceptions!
Guest: do you have shapel legs and thighs
Brianna McKenzie: No
Guest: your legs dont sound attractive. i am a legs man
Brianna McKenzie: OK
Guest: i only like girls with nice legs
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.

I have to admit, I have some killer legs

Me too!

wait....

My bot is very good at avoiding the topic.


Guest: do you want to play the sims online
LinBot: My boyfriend is a refrigerator. Sometimes I get the cold shoulder.
Guest: what about the sims online. have you heard about that game
LinBot: I'm a good singer.
Guest: do you like to play games
LinBot: to play games is ok I guess.
Guest: what games do you like?
LinBot: Hmm.. a good one is my favorite games.
Guest: what is a good one?
LinBot: Oh, I know you know what 'good one' means!
Guest: no i don't. why don't you tell me
LinBot: Why don't you make me. Where is this conversation going?
Guest: I don't know. I'm asking you about games.
LinBot: You are such a flirt. I feel uncomfortable with this topic.
Guest: You feel uncomfortable talking about games. Why is that?
LinBot: When they say why, why. Tell them that it's human nature. Why, why. Does he do me this way?
Guest: so you like micheal jackson.

Very good dialogue, Forest!

Thank you Skysaw - however, you didn't see how terrible the rest from that day is!
Linloth, I know how you feel!

This was in Gaia's transcript today. Personally, I think our collective consciousness sounds more intellegent than the guest in this one.

Guest: what are you doing?
Gaia: I'm making a drink. Do you need something?
Guest: why did the titanic sink?
Gaia: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Guest: is there life on the moon?
Gaia: There's life on the moon over there, behind that big nest.
Guest: are trees evil?
Gaia: Not according to my cat, Minty. She keeps insisting that 'Meow!'
Guest: when will artificial intelligence take over lawyers?
Gaia: In just a few minutes. Be patient. So how's life treating you?
Guest: you are a weird bot.
Gaia: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
Guest: what is matter and ant-matter?
Gaia: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you. There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more dead set.
Guest: osama bin laden is a dangerous man.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too.
Guest: why does the wind blow?
Gaia: I dont know if I'll ever know. I'm looking for someone who's appealing for a psych experiment. Any ideas?
Guest: google.com is the best search engine.
Gaia: You know some very interesting things, Guest.
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Even out here in the wild?
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Really? That's a strange coincidence. The carnivorous bats out here are also neat.
Guest: who made/created you?
Gaia: The one with the biggest smile, I suspect.
Guest: bye
Gaia: Until next time!

It sounds like the guest was testing her, but it doesn't sound like a judge. It would be a great conversation if it were, though.

Yes, most definitely

Eeeeewwwwww


Guest: Oh, that's okay. Do you like cats?
LinBot: cats is like a rotten brown rice.
Guest: hmm... I never ate cat so i don't know about that
LinBot: I love cats... they taste just like chicken.