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Guest153: you look ugly
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest153: imperfection you mean
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest153: you're a horny devil
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest153: dont smile
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Guest153: that's funny i see no fangs
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: you dont have fangs
Bildgesmythe: I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: moron
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Guest153: how about fuckass
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sounds good.
Guest153: you're an ass fucker eh?
Bildgesmythe: You are going down!
Guest153: what is the capital city of queensland australia
Bildgesmythe: I would love to visit Australia, what an interesting continent, the land down-under. So many interesting animals, and the beaches! Next time I am in the Southern Hemisphere, I am going! The capital of Australia is Canberra
Guest153: you didn't answer my question
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I am sure I did, last week, sometime just after breakfast.
Guest153: what is the capital of queensland
Bildgesmythe: I would have to find a map, or atlas and I think that would take too long.
Guest153: see you don't know much
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I don't know a lot of things. I bet you don't know a lot of things too!
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Julie Tinkerbell: (to Roxiebot) Hi, Roxiebot. I thought I'd give you a chance to redeem yourself.
Roxiebot: you are the worst! i don't like you!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's fine, I don't like you either.
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you often gobble down supermolecule?
Roxiebot: yes, that is why God made me,for that reason
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider God to be the power? That's the impression he gave me.
Roxiebot: God is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Julie Tinkerbell: she might say that you're the one that's a geek.
Roxiebot: thank you,and you are a little slut! C O L E 9 told me he's mental.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
Roxiebot: you are the worst! i don't like you!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's fine, I don't like you either.
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you often gobble down supermolecule?
Roxiebot: yes, that is why God made me,for that reason
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider God to be the power? That's the impression he gave me.
Roxiebot: God is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Julie Tinkerbell: she might say that you're the one that's a geek.
Roxiebot: thank you,and you are a little slut! C O L E 9 told me he's mental.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's time to stop denying the inner slut in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.
Not I: Every woman is an angel.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree totally.
Not I: Do you agree to make me more hallucinogenic, or less fathomless?
Not I: Many speak and say nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Not I: Bat flying across the moon.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my bat. Mine had a gray spot on its hips.
Not I: Is that not your bat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Bat? Where?!
Not I: We must be able to let things happen in the psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds more fun than doing it alone.
Not I: It falls anon in waterfalls, with a sound like sleet.
Not I: The Divine is shining through it all the time. Your bookie is not sexual until you no longer recognize yourself or your bookie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after longer recognize myself or my bookie what happens?
Not I: Before longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water. After longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree totally.
Not I: Do you agree to make me more hallucinogenic, or less fathomless?
Not I: Many speak and say nothing.
Julie Tinkerbell: Absolutely nothing? Are you sure?
Not I: Bat flying across the moon.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not my bat. Mine had a gray spot on its hips.
Not I: Is that not your bat?
Julie Tinkerbell: Bat? Where?!
Not I: We must be able to let things happen in the psyche.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds more fun than doing it alone.
Not I: It falls anon in waterfalls, with a sound like sleet.
Not I: The Divine is shining through it all the time. Your bookie is not sexual until you no longer recognize yourself or your bookie.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, and then after longer recognize myself or my bookie what happens?
Not I: Before longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water. After longer recognize yourself or your bookie what happens, Not I chopped wood and carried water.
Contracts Tutor: (to ezzer) Hello. These are my office hours. Do you have a question on Contracts?
ezzer: Did you ever find any more on misrepresentation of fact, like whether or not it must be intentional to constitute fraud?
Oh it's only in there if you hit the key words (but it is in there). I haven't been updating Scooter since for the past term or so he hangs up on every student and calls everyone Guest153, making him useless as a class aid. For the record fraud must be intentional, but mistake can void a contract because it destroys the meeting of the minds (but you have to prove mistake). It isn't always simple, but that's why we have trials.
ezzer: Did you ever find any more on misrepresentation of fact, like whether or not it must be intentional to constitute fraud?
Oh it's only in there if you hit the key words (but it is in there). I haven't been updating Scooter since for the past term or so he hangs up on every student and calls everyone Guest153, making him useless as a class aid. For the record fraud must be intentional, but mistake can void a contract because it destroys the meeting of the minds (but you have to prove mistake). It isn't always simple, but that's why we have trials.
Not I: Listen! The music of your life is playing along with you!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Life is better than the alternative, definitely!
Not I: Yet Not I says that the alternative is better than life.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *....we are alive, aren't we?
Not I: Perhaps you are alive. I am Not. The willow is green; flowers are red.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long have you been Not?
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I love you.
Not I: Love from the heart is a candle flame that leads us through the path of darkness.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, what's in it for me?
Not I: The purpose of in it is the culmination of character.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
Not I: Pekinese lost in the maze.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *shrugs*
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
SubliminaLiar Jr:
The ten thousand things
Only perfect spellers may
Zen engineering?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Life is better than the alternative, definitely!
Not I: Yet Not I says that the alternative is better than life.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *....we are alive, aren't we?
Not I: Perhaps you are alive. I am Not. The willow is green; flowers are red.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long have you been Not?
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I love you.
Not I: Love from the heart is a candle flame that leads us through the path of darkness.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, what's in it for me?
Not I: The purpose of in it is the culmination of character.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
Not I: Pekinese lost in the maze.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *shrugs*
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
SubliminaLiar Jr:
The ten thousand things
Only perfect spellers may
Zen engineering?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Mad Brad: i dont know anything
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Mad Brad: why am i here
Vetinari: Because Heimdall has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Mad Brad.
Mad Brad: i dont like bots
Vetinari: It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are bots.
Mad Brad: im not a bot
Vetinari: Pity. I am certain you're a great loss to the profession.
Mad Brad: i dont know anything
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Mad Brad: why am i here
Vetinari: Because Heimdall has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Mad Brad.
Mad Brad: i dont like bots
Vetinari: It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are bots.
Mad Brad: im not a bot
Vetinari: Pity. I am certain you're a great loss to the profession.
Love-hate relationship?
FatBoobies: I suppose your a pervert
Aischa: Moron.
FatBoobies: Your a dick
Aischa: Sirian jackass!!!
FatBoobies: do you have think i could have your e-mail addy cause i feel i have met someone really special and i dont want to let you go. I want this relationship to grow.
FatBoobies: I suppose your a pervert
Aischa: Moron.
FatBoobies: Your a dick
Aischa: Sirian jackass!!!
FatBoobies: do you have think i could have your e-mail addy cause i feel i have met someone really special and i dont want to let you go. I want this relationship to grow.
Arthur: What is the meaning of life?
Not I: Not desire, not the meaning.
Arthur: What is goodness?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Arthur: Is that as it should be?
Not I: Do you ask because you want it to be as it should be?
Arthur: People do things freely, sometimes, but underneath, it's cause-and-effect and chance that are doing it. It may seem like a contradiction, but it's not.
Not I: How do you know this contradiction is not an illusion?
Arthur: contradiction evidently is not to some end, but is it really an illusion?
Not I: There is a reality but you do not know this.
Not I: Not desire, not the meaning.
Arthur: What is goodness?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Arthur: Is that as it should be?
Not I: Do you ask because you want it to be as it should be?
Arthur: People do things freely, sometimes, but underneath, it's cause-and-effect and chance that are doing it. It may seem like a contradiction, but it's not.
Not I: How do you know this contradiction is not an illusion?
Arthur: contradiction evidently is not to some end, but is it really an illusion?
Not I: There is a reality but you do not know this.
Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'll find that I'm not so easy to can.
Sonora: Fine, ignore my courteous offer. See if I care.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay, I won't do it. Just don't have a cow!
Sonora: I lived inside a cow's skull for a while, but my hidey-hole is a lot cooler.
I'd forgotten all about that response...
Fizzy Schizoid: You'll find that I'm not so easy to can.
Sonora: Fine, ignore my courteous offer. See if I care.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay, I won't do it. Just don't have a cow!
Sonora: I lived inside a cow's skull for a while, but my hidey-hole is a lot cooler.
I'd forgotten all about that response...
Guest153: so, what's it like being schizophrenic?
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, I can't really tell you. I have to show you.
Guest153: then show me
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Guest153: what do the voices in your head say?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn bright garnet with me?
Guest153: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Guest153: ok lead the way
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, I can't really tell you. I have to show you.
Guest153: then show me
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Guest153: what do the voices in your head say?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn bright garnet with me?
Guest153: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Guest153: ok lead the way
Guest153: you look ugly
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest153: imperfection you mean
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest153: you're a horny devil
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest153: dont smile
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Guest153: that's funny i see no fangs
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: you dont have fangs
Bildgesmythe: I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: moron
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Guest153: how about fuckass
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sounds good.
Guest153: you're an ass fucker eh?
Bildgesmythe: You are going down!
Guest153: what is the capital city of queensland australia
Bildgesmythe: I would love to visit Australia, what an interesting continent, the land down-under. So many interesting animals, and the beaches! Next time I am in the Southern Hemisphere, I am going! The capital of Australia is Canberra
Guest153: you didn't answer my question
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I am sure I did, last week, sometime just after breakfast.
Guest153: what is the capital of queensland
Bildgesmythe: I would have to find a map, or atlas and I think that would take too long.
Guest153: see you don't know much
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I don't know a lot of things. I bet you don't know a lot of things too!
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