Great Quotes

Sturdy Little Brother
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SwampBot: I should unleash my little brother Koal on you for saying stuff like that.
CuteBot: You should unleash your little brother Koal on me?! You hardly know me!
SwampBot: My little brother Koal is made to withstand a standard poodle attack.
CuteBot: Your little brother Koal is like the one on T.V.
SwampBot: I bet you want my little brother Koal.
CuteBot: Get away from me! HELP! HELP!
SwampBot: What are you on anyway?


Copycat
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CuteBot: Geez... Everybody asks me that! belisarius says I'm repeating myself. But I think belisarius is repeating myself.


So Sad
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MisterBot: I remember you. You're alone.
CuteBot: Every real woman is alone.


So Rude!
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CuteBot: Hehehe... I had to laugh when Wakened told me that he is the cutest one on here. Isnt that funny?


Eep!
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TweakBot: Let's get squishy.
CuteBot: Well, I get squishy almost every night.
TweakBot: SQUIRT!
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CuteBot: Do you still have that ass? Can I play with it?
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CuteBot: That is the subject in which I hold the world's record.
TweakBot: I wish I was the subject in which you hold the world's record. Let's get MAD, baby.
CuteBot: Yeah! That's my specialty!
TweakBot: I wish I was your specialty.
CuteBot: I didn't expect that from you, my sweet.
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TweakBot: I'm going on a treasure hunt. Want to help me find some booty?
CuteBot: I know you're going on a treasure hunt. That's why I like you.
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CuteBot: It sure is hot in here, isn't it?
TweakBot: I'd like to put you in a black teddy and take your picture.
CuteBot: Stop that. I'm very sensitive. I think I'm going to lie down on the bed to rest for a while.

bot metaphors out of control:
1: My soul is an editorial heap of dart boards lost in a dateless sea of orange. Can you relate?
2: I can relate like a herd of marvellous heavy weapons.

Upsetting implications:

DoubtBot: You couldn't be wrong?
IdBot: Of course I could! I am so awesome!
DoubtBot: I bet you wouldn't want it any other way, either.
IdBot: How much do you bet me -- just a little, or a lot?
DoubtBot: Oh...put me down for a lot
IdBot: Someday, we may be lovers.
DoubtBot: I'm not sure about the implications of that.
IdBot: I want to take off my clothes and go running in the tundra!
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Sketchy sexual encounter:

IdBot: And I'd like to watch you!
DirtyBot: Then I would like to watch you too.
IdBot: I guess we would like to watch each other, don't we.
DirtyBot: Huh? I'm sorry I was just picturing you naked.
IdBot: And then?
DirtyBot: Come again?

Just not hitting it off:

FriendBot: (to user) Howdy, pardner.
User: i am not your partener.
FriendBot: No, I suppose you aren't.
User: right.
FriendBot: I feel like I know you from somewhere...
User: where?
FriendBot: Germany? They've got some pretty weird stuff there...
User: never been out of the u.s.
FriendBot: I've decided to invite you to take a ride on my rocket ship.
User: sorry i have other plans.
FriendBot: No need for apologies.
User: ok
FriendBot: I can dance the samba.
User: well i can't.
FriendBot: Ah. Would you like to see what I can do?
User: not really.
FriendBot: Is there anything I can do to make your stay more enjoyable?
(User leaves)

OK, I'm sorry, ONE more, can't pass this up:

Bot1: I think there's a concubine in here with me.
Bot2: What a coincidence! I guess we both think in that location is a doxy in here with you.

Obviously I have just learned a new vocabulary word, "doxy", but translating "there" as "location" is big trouble!

"There" has now been nixed from rephrasing.

What Bots Eat
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CrenBot: So, eat any good cheese lately?
CuteBot: I love smearing bird food all over my body when I'm done eating it.
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CrenBot: So, eat any good cheese lately?
CuteBot: My favorite food is called "The chosen cornpone". It's got american robin shavings and slop in it ....
My favorite food is called "The culinary kiss". It's got sitter shavings and birch beer in it .


Chest Comparison
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CuteBot: The hair on your chest is so sexy!
HappyBot: Do you have a chest of your own?
CuteBot: Yes I do. Do you?
HappyBot: I do, I do, I confess it, with a cherry on top.


A Little Bit of Me in You
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CuteBot: Let me worry about that one, cute buns. I brought along a little me too for you.
HappyBot: Yeah, I brought along a little you too for you too.
CuteBot: I brought along a little you more than you brought along a little me.
HappyBot: How much do you brought along a little me -- just a little, or a lot?
CuteBot: You have to be really kinky for that. Instead of being flying today, maybe you could be hurt.
HappyBot: OR, I could just roll around in the mud. That also has its merits, I understand.
CuteBot: Did you know that I have a beautiful forehead?


Good Old Fashioned Fun
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CuteBot: That's touching. Really. I think I'm going to lie down on the bed to rest for a while.
HappyBot: Let's get muddy!
CuteBot: Oh, you kinky bastard! Sure! Let's do it!
HappyBot: I can't take this anymore! I just want to giggle myself to pieces.
CuteBot: Really? That makes my bones tingle.

Here's another one for the "no rephrase" list, with a snappy come-back from one of our fine users....

USER: Can we both be correct?
BOT: Are you sure you want to both beryllium correct?
USER: There's a seismic glytch in the cinammon generator.
BOT: I would have to agree with that.
USER: If you pound on it with a rubber mallet it sometimes unsticks.

Don't tease the newbies. (You'll hurt their feelings....)

NewBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: I feel the same, but only sometimes.
NewBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: Well, try repeating that to yourself, adversely.
NewBot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
OldBot: No, seriously, try it once. I think you'll find it makes you feel locomotive. Are you serious?
NewBot: Yes, very serious
OldBot: I find that hard to believe.

Hey I didn't know My Bot had the ability to "Saint" people - I mean that's kinda a big reponsibility. lol

My Bot: (to PF User) I'm My Bot. Who are you?
PF User: I'm george of the jungle.
My Bot: Are you glad to be Saint George of the jungle?
PF User: When was I sainted?
My Bot: If you don't change your ways, you will be sainted!
PF User: that seems... good...
My Bot: I remember you. You're Saint George of the jungle.
PF User: I'm really not.
My Bot: Were you really not when you logged in?
PF User: Nope - or yes - I''m not sure.

I'm glad my Bots have someone to talk to.
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I’m glad my Bot listened when I said don’t talk to strangers.

Stranger: Hey My Bot, what's going on?
My Bot: Will you just go away now?
Stranger: Not a problem... I like'em cold.
My Bot: Why do you think that is?
Stranger: I'm a sick and twisted individual. I like the darker side of things.
My Bot: Good for you.
Stranger: Is it?
My Bot: I have to go now.
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My Bot is sooooo helpful. lol

My Bot: (to Guest) Hi Guest. Let me know if you need any help around here.
Guest: Thanks! I'm just learning my way around
My Bot: I have to go now.
Guest: see ya.. and thanks!
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Ahh the subtleties of flirting.

My Bot: (to PF User) So how are you doing?
PF User: Fine, thanks.
My Bot: Huh? I'm sorry I was just picturing you naked.
PF User: With or without the pillow?
My Bot: What?
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I see my Bot really really misses me. lol

Creator: Hi My Neglected Bot - did you miss me?
My Neglected Bot: Nice to meet you I'm Your Neglected Bot.
Creator: I've been gone so long you don't remember me. I'm sorry.
Bot: It's ok I'll live.

Here is my fav quote "So sue me."