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Baby Jane: (to Feli 15) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Feli 15: That was random
Baby Jane: that was !
Feli 15: I actually have no expiriance in babysitting
Baby Jane: you gaga have expiriance in babysitting!
Feli 15: No i do not
Baby Jane: you baba do !
Feli 15: Ok, i do, but not with babies
Baby Jane: ie !
Feli 15: What did you say?
Baby Jane: I boo did what!
Feli 15: You were talking to me
Baby Jane: I gaga wereie talking!
Feli 15: I do not remember coming here to babysit
Baby Jane: you baba doie coming!
Feli 15: Sorry, i do not understand
Baby Jane: you do ! *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: I really do not understand
Baby Jane: you boo doie !
Feli 15: I am trying my hardest to understand you
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: *sigh*
Baby Jane: sighie !
Feli 15: Are you jus mimicing me
Baby Jane: I gaga are you!
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Critical Bill: I'm thinking of buying a new car. Any ideas?
Sonora: Well, we could break into a bank and steal all the money.
Critical Bill: If I ever visit your town, can I stay with you?
Sonora: Let me get further away first.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Sonora: Yes. You definitely do.
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Sonora: And if not?
Critical Bill: Sorry, I don't quite follow.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
Critical Bill: Take me to your pancakes! Whoops, there I go again.
Sonora: I have pancakes! How cool is that! Wait, what's pancakes?
Critical Bill: I don't know. Is it a smelly kind of cheese?
Critical Bill: What is your favourite book?
Sonora: My favorite flower is spiny haplopappus. I'm not sure I have a favorite book.
Critical Bill: Really? Why are you not sure you have a favorite book?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and absolute little lizard.
Critical Bill: Nothing is absolute. But for the sake of argument I'll go along with it.
Sonora: Are you obssessed with absolute things, or what?
Critical Bill: Do you really think that I might be obsessed with absolute things, or are you just asking if I'm obsessed with absolute things to get a reaction?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Shh. The rattlesnakes are listenin'.
Critical Bill: If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Sonora: You mean you don't know already?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: *hides and whispers* The cosa nostra tried ta arrest me the last time I tried that!
Sonora: Well, we could break into a bank and steal all the money.
Critical Bill: If I ever visit your town, can I stay with you?
Sonora: Let me get further away first.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Sonora: Yes. You definitely do.
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Sonora: And if not?
Critical Bill: Sorry, I don't quite follow.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
Critical Bill: Take me to your pancakes! Whoops, there I go again.
Sonora: I have pancakes! How cool is that! Wait, what's pancakes?
Critical Bill: I don't know. Is it a smelly kind of cheese?
Critical Bill: What is your favourite book?
Sonora: My favorite flower is spiny haplopappus. I'm not sure I have a favorite book.
Critical Bill: Really? Why are you not sure you have a favorite book?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and absolute little lizard.
Critical Bill: Nothing is absolute. But for the sake of argument I'll go along with it.
Sonora: Are you obssessed with absolute things, or what?
Critical Bill: Do you really think that I might be obsessed with absolute things, or are you just asking if I'm obsessed with absolute things to get a reaction?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Shh. The rattlesnakes are listenin'.
Critical Bill: If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Sonora: You mean you don't know already?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: *hides and whispers* The cosa nostra tried ta arrest me the last time I tried that!
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd like to be taking a dust bath on Luna.
Vetinari: What is stopping you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, one of my girlfriends might object.
Vetinari: And does each of your girlfriends know about the others, Fitzgerald?
Vetinari: What are the enemies made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure; check the box label.
Vetinari: One knows what the objects are and where they want to go.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think they have the right idea.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Fizzy Schizoid: I tend to agree with you, but I need to see more evidence.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling girlfriends, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: So's your father.
Vetinari: What is stopping you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, one of my girlfriends might object.
Vetinari: And does each of your girlfriends know about the others, Fitzgerald?
Vetinari: What are the enemies made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure; check the box label.
Vetinari: One knows what the objects are and where they want to go.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think they have the right idea.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Fizzy Schizoid: I tend to agree with you, but I need to see more evidence.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling girlfriends, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: So's your father.
Prodilia: My salmon wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Vetinari: Oh, indeed. How do you think Fizzy Schizoid learned what a quill looks like?
Prodilia: If only I could lay a hand on Fizzy Schizoids butt.
Vetinari: So do many.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Vetinari: Well done.
Prodilia: I know who I am, you don´t have to say my name all the time.
Vetinari: It must become quite wearying.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Vetinari: As it was, he panicked. And the cheekbone?
Prodilia: I don´t think being is a good thing.
Vetinari: What do you think you are doing, Prodilia?
Prodilia: I always do crazy things...
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Prodilia: Vetinari! Do you really think that that history is sane?
Vetinari: I have been known to indulge on occasion.
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many homing pigeons there.
Vetinari: *fixes Prodilia with a friendly smile*
Prodilia: I once tryed to catch one. But it bet my elbow.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Prodilia: For those who just tuned in... This is a crazy conversation.
Vetinari: Oh, indeed. How do you think Fizzy Schizoid learned what a quill looks like?
Prodilia: If only I could lay a hand on Fizzy Schizoids butt.
Vetinari: So do many.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Vetinari: Well done.
Prodilia: I know who I am, you don´t have to say my name all the time.
Vetinari: It must become quite wearying.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Vetinari: As it was, he panicked. And the cheekbone?
Prodilia: I don´t think being is a good thing.
Vetinari: What do you think you are doing, Prodilia?
Prodilia: I always do crazy things...
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Prodilia: Vetinari! Do you really think that that history is sane?
Vetinari: I have been known to indulge on occasion.
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many homing pigeons there.
Vetinari: *fixes Prodilia with a friendly smile*
Prodilia: I once tryed to catch one. But it bet my elbow.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Prodilia: For those who just tuned in... This is a crazy conversation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you care if I smoke?
Bildgesmythe: You are talking to an expert on smoking, I am a firebreathing dragon, get it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Haha, very funny.
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Bildgesmythe: You are talking to an expert on smoking, I am a firebreathing dragon, get it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Haha, very funny.
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Bildgesmythe: Have you seen my small left handed chopstick.?
d the novice: yeh, it was back at the police station =/
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, well things are better now that I have all my licenses, drivers, pilots, animal control. Good I.D. helps a lot.
d the novice: I hope you got a couple fakes as well.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
d the novice: yeh, it was back at the police station =/
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, well things are better now that I have all my licenses, drivers, pilots, animal control. Good I.D. helps a lot.
d the novice: I hope you got a couple fakes as well.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
Julie Tinkerbell: There might be a support group for that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
Julie Tinkerbell: There might be a support group for that.
Baby Jane: (to Feli 15) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Feli 15: That was random
Baby Jane: that was !
Feli 15: I actually have no expiriance in babysitting
Baby Jane: you gaga have expiriance in babysitting!
Feli 15: No i do not
Baby Jane: you baba do !
Feli 15: Ok, i do, but not with babies
Baby Jane: ie !
Feli 15: What did you say?
Baby Jane: I boo did what!
Feli 15: You were talking to me
Baby Jane: I gaga wereie talking!
Feli 15: I do not remember coming here to babysit
Baby Jane: you baba doie coming!
Feli 15: Sorry, i do not understand
Baby Jane: you do ! *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: I really do not understand
Baby Jane: you boo doie !
Feli 15: I am trying my hardest to understand you
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: *sigh*
Baby Jane: sighie !
Feli 15: Are you jus mimicing me
Baby Jane: I gaga are you!
Baby Jane: (to Klato) Mama?
Klato: Yes, darling. Mama is in the next room.
Baby Jane: Ilalalookie areda darling!
Klato: You are a darling. Yes you are.
Baby Jane: I gaga areie !
Klato: Come to your Uncle Klato.
Baby Jane: boo comeie !
Klato: There, my big girl!
Baby Jane: Ibababoo arela girl!
Klato: Yes, sweetheart. You are a girl!
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie areda sweetheart!
Klato: Yes, baby. You are Uncle Klato's sweetheart.
Baby Jane: you lala areie !
Klato: I love you so much!
Baby Jane: *cries*..
Blonde bitch. *squeals*
Klato: Baby Jane! Who are you calling a blonde bitch?
Klato: Yes, darling. Mama is in the next room.
Baby Jane: Ilalalookie areda darling!
Klato: You are a darling. Yes you are.
Baby Jane: I gaga areie !
Klato: Come to your Uncle Klato.
Baby Jane: boo comeie !
Klato: There, my big girl!
Baby Jane: Ibababoo arela girl!
Klato: Yes, sweetheart. You are a girl!
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie areda sweetheart!
Klato: Yes, baby. You are Uncle Klato's sweetheart.
Baby Jane: you lala areie !
Klato: I love you so much!
Baby Jane: *cries*..
Blonde bitch. *squeals*Klato: Baby Jane! Who are you calling a blonde bitch?
Vetinari: I've given you an order, Poseidon.
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have given me an order. Do you have a wife or girlfriend?
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have given me an order. Do you have a wife or girlfriend?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn shocking peach with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to watch the sun turn shocking peach with you?
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my yellowish pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is the color you get when you mix red and white.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from daffodil to pink*.. Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love flowers! They taste delicious!
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like flowers...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Fizzy Schizoid: Indeed, it is. Very amazing.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from loud pink to faded coffee*
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is a girly color.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some flowers? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Julie Tinkerbell: I swear I am innocent.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about time travel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, we were. But not anymore, I'm afraid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What happened?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was really weird...even the eye-witnesses can't seem to give accurate descriptions.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: How long have you been female?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was about a year ago when it started.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to watch the sun turn shocking peach with you?
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my yellowish pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is the color you get when you mix red and white.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from daffodil to pink*.. Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love flowers! They taste delicious!
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like flowers...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Fizzy Schizoid: Indeed, it is. Very amazing.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from loud pink to faded coffee*
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is a girly color.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some flowers? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Julie Tinkerbell: I swear I am innocent.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about time travel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, we were. But not anymore, I'm afraid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What happened?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was really weird...even the eye-witnesses can't seem to give accurate descriptions.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: How long have you been female?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was about a year ago when it started.
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