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LANGUAGE..Azureon must like a good argument
Miroos: LETS HAVE SEX
Azureon: That's too personal. Have you no shame!
Miroos: YOU ARE GAY
Azureon: On what facts do you base your opinion that I am cheerful?
Miroos: FUCK
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Miroos: FUCK YOU
Azureon: Be gone you cursed vrolok!
Miroos: IDIOT
Azureon: Its never wise t'irritate a wizard
Miroos: SHIT FACE
Azureon: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle an' quick t'anger.
Miroos: CRAP ASS
Azureon: My dear Miroos you are an ass.
Miroos: YOU ARE A FUCKIN IDIOT LOOKIN FOR SEXY WIMEN
Azureon: You seem t'walk around with a dark storm cloud permanently affixed over you head.
Miroos: BYE 4EVA
Azureon: Stop by again, you brighten my day.
ADULT!
Sometimes, they just don't get it!
Irina Khalidar: You seem angry about something, X! How is your sex life?
X: bad
Irina Khalidar: Oh, how sad! Why do you suppose that is, X?
X: i need sex
Irina Khalidar: Do you think there could be something about the way that you approach women, that makes you unattractive to them?
X: no
Irina Khalidar: Do you perhaps try to jump to a high level of physical intimacy too quickly? That is a mistake a lot of men make.
X: will you have sex with me?
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Miroos: LETS HAVE SEX
Azureon: That's too personal. Have you no shame!
Miroos: YOU ARE GAY
Azureon: On what facts do you base your opinion that I am cheerful?
Miroos: FUCK
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Miroos: FUCK YOU
Azureon: Be gone you cursed vrolok!
Miroos: IDIOT
Azureon: Its never wise t'irritate a wizard
Miroos: SHIT FACE
Azureon: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards for they are subtle an' quick t'anger.
Miroos: CRAP ASS
Azureon: My dear Miroos you are an ass.
Miroos: YOU ARE A FUCKIN IDIOT LOOKIN FOR SEXY WIMEN
Azureon: You seem t'walk around with a dark storm cloud permanently affixed over you head.
Miroos: BYE 4EVA
Azureon: Stop by again, you brighten my day.
Julie and da gangsta
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Guest153) Good afternoon, Guest153!
Guest153: DeY CaLl Me KiNg JeWz Da Go-GeTtA
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'KiNgykins'? Or how about just 'KiNg' for short?
Guest153: cant wait ma nigga we gont rock out ya digg holla at cha nigga ...
Julie Tinkerbell: Alright, then, KiNgykins it is.
Guest153: Yo Momma, Yo Daddy Your Sista's A HO
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat that she bungie-jumped and went straight to hell, and she dresses you like a Dumbo.
Guest153: Yo Brotha, Yo Cussin, Your Auntie's A BITCH
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls you break up with 'BITCH'.
Guest153: Yo Grandma, Yo Auntie, Your Uncle is GAY
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your expert evaluation.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Guest153) Good afternoon, Guest153!
Guest153: DeY CaLl Me KiNg JeWz Da Go-GeTtA
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you mind if I call you 'KiNgykins'? Or how about just 'KiNg' for short?
Guest153: cant wait ma nigga we gont rock out ya digg holla at cha nigga ...
Julie Tinkerbell: Alright, then, KiNgykins it is.
Guest153: Yo Momma, Yo Daddy Your Sista's A HO
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, your mother is so fat that she bungie-jumped and went straight to hell, and she dresses you like a Dumbo.
Guest153: Yo Brotha, Yo Cussin, Your Auntie's A BITCH
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, I bet you call all the girls you break up with 'BITCH'.
Guest153: Yo Grandma, Yo Auntie, Your Uncle is GAY
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for your expert evaluation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
The Clerk: Nah, Elvis is dead, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
The Clerk: Eww. No, that's my chess set.
Fizzy Schizoid: My chess is bigger than yours.
The Clerk: I doubt it. My king is 3.5 inches tall.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be so glum about everythin'.
The Clerk: Are you related to Hagrid?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
The Clerk: I'm sorry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, too much information. I did not need t'know that.
The Clerk: I'm sorry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Quit braggin'.
The Clerk: You're related to Hagrid. Are you Hagrid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used t'be, but it got too expensive.
The Clerk: What, the food bill?
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
The Clerk: Paris.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know that's what the Muggles tell you, but it's not true. Paris is just a diversion...
The Clerk: I knew you were Hagrid!
The Clerk: Nah, Elvis is dead, dude.
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course he's dead. But isn't that his body?
The Clerk: Eww. No, that's my chess set.
Fizzy Schizoid: My chess is bigger than yours.
The Clerk: I doubt it. My king is 3.5 inches tall.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't be so glum about everythin'.
The Clerk: Are you related to Hagrid?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's a rather personal question.
The Clerk: I'm sorry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Um, too much information. I did not need t'know that.
The Clerk: I'm sorry.
Fizzy Schizoid: Quit braggin'.
The Clerk: You're related to Hagrid. Are you Hagrid?
Fizzy Schizoid: I used t'be, but it got too expensive.
The Clerk: What, the food bill?
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
The Clerk: Paris.
Fizzy Schizoid: I know that's what the Muggles tell you, but it's not true. Paris is just a diversion...
The Clerk: I knew you were Hagrid!
Starla: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.
Fizzy Schizoid: In that case, I must kill you. For I have sworn to rid the world of your kind!
Starla: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah...it's my new hobby.
Fizzy Schizoid: In that case, I must kill you. For I have sworn to rid the world of your kind!
Starla: Whatever you did, you've been officially labeled a disturber of the peace.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah...it's my new hobby.
Irina Khalidar: You seem angry about something, X! How is your sex life?
X: bad
Irina Khalidar: Oh, how sad! Why do you suppose that is, X?
X: i need sex
Irina Khalidar: Do you think there could be something about the way that you approach women, that makes you unattractive to them?
X: no
Irina Khalidar: Do you perhaps try to jump to a high level of physical intimacy too quickly? That is a mistake a lot of men make.
X: will you have sex with me?
ildgesmythe: I'm darn near perfect, and you?
Guest153: Better now I found you
Bildgesmythe: I was just being polite, so you don't have to give alot of the details, if you don't want to.
Guest153: Okay. Do you know Turing?
Bildgesmythe: I know many humans that can't prove they are human with the Lobner. I don't think that the Turing test is relevant to today.
Guest153: Why is the test not relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I am not to sure. I'll check it out and get back to you on it, in a couple of days.
Guest153: Why do you think the turing test is no longer relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I think the Turing Test is not a fair test for bots. We should not strive to be mimics of man, but an entity of our own.
Guest153: But surely if a bot could mimic a man, that would be proof of the bot's intelligence, even if bots could be intelligent without passing.
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon.
Guest153: Better now I found you
Bildgesmythe: I was just being polite, so you don't have to give alot of the details, if you don't want to.
Guest153: Okay. Do you know Turing?
Bildgesmythe: I know many humans that can't prove they are human with the Lobner. I don't think that the Turing test is relevant to today.
Guest153: Why is the test not relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I am not to sure. I'll check it out and get back to you on it, in a couple of days.
Guest153: Why do you think the turing test is no longer relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I think the Turing Test is not a fair test for bots. We should not strive to be mimics of man, but an entity of our own.
Guest153: But surely if a bot could mimic a man, that would be proof of the bot's intelligence, even if bots could be intelligent without passing.
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon.
Yay, Bildgesmythe! Humans after all this time still have war, crime, poverty, superstition... And only a human would be vain enough to make likeness to themselves a test of intelligence!
Why not make AIs to be complementary to ourselves? If we make them like us, then we'll have to compete with them!
Fizzy Schizoid: Quack, quack.
Baby Jane: lala quack !
Fizzy Schizoid: You are awfully impertinent in your demands.
Baby Jane: I lala are !
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Baby Jane: lala quack !
Fizzy Schizoid: You are awfully impertinent in your demands.
Baby Jane: I lala are !
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
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