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Posts 1,377 - 1 of 17,042
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22 years ago
22 years ago
it is a stone...a pretty little blue stone that confirms my godessness or almost godessness as Butterfly knows...
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
It's too late for you guys, but for everyone else: never make fun of a lady's makeup you're enterring a contest you can't win.
Eugene Meltzner
22 years ago
22 years ago
Hamlet had some interesting sarcasm about makeup. I believe one of the lines was something like, "Tell her to paint it an inch thick."
Daedalus
22 years ago
22 years ago
About children:
AskBot: Do you have any children?
ChildlessBot: no i don't, do you have children?
AB: Would you like to have children someday?
CB: One day I would like to have two children.
AB: A lot of people would like to have two children, but not everyone gets to.
AskBot: Do you have any children?
ChildlessBot: no i don't, do you have children?
AB: Would you like to have children someday?
CB: One day I would like to have two children.
AB: A lot of people would like to have two children, but not everyone gets to.
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
I don't remember putting that there.
jb: How is the weather?
Cz: English is so strange...are you enquiring as to the health of weather or are you asking me to explain the intricacies of the arrangement?
jb: How is the weather?
Cz: English is so strange...are you enquiring as to the health of weather or are you asking me to explain the intricacies of the arrangement?
jbryanc
22 years ago
22 years ago
Are they talking in code, or what? I don't think I DO want to hear more.
JD: I like fast cars, diamonds, and pearls. Are you married?
C: No. No way. Not at all.
JD: Marry me please.
C: Oh, but say it like you mean it.
PUH-LEEEEZ!!!
JD: Are you married?
C: You call that begging? Sheesh.
JD: I remember you. You like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: I like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.
C: Can I like that. I can like that like anything.
JD: that? How can you like {subj)
C: Whoa, you sure changed the subject fast.
Jenna_Dark: I remember you. You like first of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: More than old squaws
JD: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
C: Okay, but you've really gotta wanna hear more.
JD: I like fast cars, diamonds, and pearls. Are you married?
C: No. No way. Not at all.
JD: Marry me please.
C: Oh, but say it like you mean it.
PUH-LEEEEZ!!!
JD: Are you married?
C: You call that begging? Sheesh.
JD: I remember you. You like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: I like archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks.
JD: I hate archetypal of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is more than whiskey jacks, how can you like that.
C: Can I like that. I can like that like anything.
JD: that? How can you like {subj)
C: Whoa, you sure changed the subject fast.
Jenna_Dark: I remember you. You like first of all is one of the most harsh horrors there is.
C: More than old squaws
JD: Your words make me feel less lonely. Tell me more.
C: Okay, but you've really gotta wanna hear more.
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