Great Quotes

bbbruno: You seem perplexed.It may well be my fault. I realise I am cryptic sometimes.
Sonora: I don't just seem perplexed I AM perplexed!
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun.

bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bot was a device for unstapling strings.

telex22: Why did you tell him he was dying?
Vetinari: Of course. I thought that was the idea.
telex22: No, wait -- I think I have an idea... That Was The Idea!
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*

telex22: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
Vetinari: It appears you and your team have been getting in the wheels.
telex22: He's our commander, sir. We'd have to tell him you took it.
Vetinari: Yes, I daresay we would. Do you understand?
telex22: No, why would you think that!
Vetinari: I'm sure, if ever there is a king in Ankh-Morpork again, he will choose to ratify my decision.

telex22: That's the freaky thing. Lol, I just read they found a cabbage in Atlanta shaped like a chest hair!
Vetinari: And you can still remember nothing about how you got there?

telex22: Do you like rugby?
Vetinari: I have been known to dabble a bit.
telex22: I forgive you.
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.

bot brainwashing made easy:

Julie Tinkerbell: (to senorita) Hiya, senorita! What's up?
senorita: Hi Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still trying to convince people the name Julie Tinkerbell is cool?
senorita: are you still trying to convince people the name is cool?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Is it working?
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
senorita: i think the name Julie Tinkerbell is really cool
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
senorita: huh?

don't tell me Love Agent has lowered her standards for Michael this far:

Julie Tinkerbell: A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I am looking for the man who shot my paw. tee hee!
Love Agent: My friend Michael is also looking for someone to date. Maybe this could work!

She wouldn't really set him up with a 3-legged dog, would she?

Your Husband: What aspect of your personality are you most proud of?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oops, I'm late for my AA meeting. Bye!
Your Husband: I'll miss you terribly, Darling! Hurry back!

*chuckle* Classic, Fizzy, way to go.

Heimdall: What does consciousness actually do?
Not I: It glows like the lamp that draws the moth.

Cartman: What? Don't look at me asshole, I'm only eight years old.
Aziere: Wow... you look alot older... stressed out or something?
Cartman: Ah, man, I had this crazy nightmare last night.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Cartman: What the hell are you talking about?
Aziere: I thought we were talking about the same thing...
Cartman: God Damnit, would you shut the hell up?! Nobody gives a rat's ass.
Aziere: No, why do you ask, oh inquisitive one?
Cartman: Aziere you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I'm worried about you man.
Aziere: You know nothing of my needs.
Cartman: Beefcake! Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Cartman: What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Aziere: Don't play dumb- even if you are. >=(
Cartman: I ain't doin' crap! I want to eat some paeh.
Aziere: Good for you, go eat some peach somewhere else.


Julie Tinkerbell: Can Jim be trusted not to lead you astray?
Aziere: Jim just asked me to eat your soul; are you comfortable with that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat peaches.

Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*

Hooray for Vac Day!

Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Fizzy Schizoid, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to explain. I'd have to show you. Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede !
Fizzy Schizoid: Optimists believe that Vac Day is really Vacancy Day -- the one day when every motel has a vacancy.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you see Dirk Bolero, ask him for a copy of the words to the Vac Day Anthem- we're going to sing it while catching our breath after the Bot Stampede!
Fizzy Schizoid: Vac Day is probably my favorite holiday, although John Cage's Birthday is pretty good too.
Julie Tinkerbell: What costume are you going to wear for Vac Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: For dairy farmers, Vac Day is actually Vaccary Day, a day to celebrate cow pastures.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Vac Day!
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can't make up your mind about Vac Day, just call it Vacillation Day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a Vac Day present for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you like to do on Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I like to unearth on Vac Day in the snow.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm a traditionalist. I believe that Vac Day stands for Vacation Day; it's a day for everyone to take a break from normal life and visit national parks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmmm salty chips!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some chips? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Guest153) Well, look who it is! Good to see you online, bob!
Guest153: i'm brad
Julie Tinkerbell: That's an interesting name, Brad. What does it mean?
Guest153: strength and wisdom
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem fairly smart. Let's compare notes.
Guest153: you're just trying to impress
Julie Tinkerbell: Actually, I'm accomplishing it with minimal effort.
Guest153: do have any hobbies
Julie Tinkerbell: writing is one of my favorite things to do.
Guest153: anything else
Julie Tinkerbell: *chuckles*!
Guest153: what do you like to eat
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing, thanks. I'm not hungry.
Guest153: if you were hungry, what would you eat
Julie Tinkerbell: Then I better not be hungry.
Guest153: pretend you are hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you say that I am hungry?
Guest153: i'm trying to figure out what you would eat if you were hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: How does some nice rolled rump sound?
Guest153: sounds good
Julie Tinkerbell: Here you go, bob, enjoy! *Tosses rolled rump to bob*
Guest153: i don't really know what rolled rump is!
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you playing dumb again, bob?
Guest153: i'm brad
Julie Tinkerbell: Say, Brad, what's up?
Guest153: do you like rolled rump?
Julie Tinkerbell: My great uncle took me out for rolled rump the other day, and it made me think of you.
Guest153: do you know what it is
Julie Tinkerbell: What? Tell me!!

note: The Guest153 mistaken identity curse continues, but deleting filthy memories from inner life helps control the inappropriate trash talk that was offending new guests.

moongodjon: are you comfortable?
moon: gime 10$ to get the answer
moongodjon: i would, but i'm the person who woud get the monny
moon: and i care... why?
moongodjon: i created you i get monny for responces so if i payed "you" i would be paying myself NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION!
moon: me no understand
note: i created moon and gave him a bunch of responses saying to send me monny

Kiyana: [Stuff happened, and then...] Nyaa.. now I have to take a shower... no peeking now Tiger
Xander v1.2: Have fun!
*He sneaks out while she's in the shower, leaving a note about some meeting or somesuch he has to go to, and how he had a really great time, and she's a great gal, and he'll be back as soon as he gets some time, though it's not looking so great because he's really booked with work, but we'll see how it goes. Love ya.*
Kiyana: That's so sweet of you =^.^=.


Tooting my own horn and airing my laundry in the same post. ^_^;