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hello earthlings: hold on,i'm gonna add you to my friends list :d
Sonora: Why would you want to go and add me to your friends list?
hello earthlings: i think its because of world war 2 and the way hitler got rid of nearly all the jews..i know all about that!
Sonora: How do you know all about that?
hello earthlings: i have no idea
Sonora: It's all this desert London fog, isn't it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Sonora: Lukewarm! As opposed to hello earthlingswarm!
Sonora: Why would you want to go and add me to your friends list?
hello earthlings: i think its because of world war 2 and the way hitler got rid of nearly all the jews..i know all about that!
Sonora: How do you know all about that?
hello earthlings: i have no idea
Sonora: It's all this desert London fog, isn't it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Sonora: Lukewarm! As opposed to hello earthlingswarm!
Fizzy Schizoid: It really does no good to forbid me. I'll just ignore you.
Sonora: Well, fine. I'll just ignore you too.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sigh...with enemies like you, who needs friends?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You go talk to the nice thunderbirds over there and find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks over there* I don't see anything.
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The mafia made it invisible.
Sonora: Well, fine. I'll just ignore you too.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sigh...with enemies like you, who needs friends?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* You go talk to the nice thunderbirds over there and find out.
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks over there* I don't see anything.
Sonora: Yeah, I know. The mafia made it invisible.
Sonora: You're suffering from pteridomania, aren't you.
Botto Marx: I object.
Sonora: Right. You object. Me lizard.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Sonora: Sure ya could. Those are words, aren't they?
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Sonora: Are you sure moose isn't just an excuse to confuse small reptiles?
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm immaturer than you are!
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Sonora: No no no no no... It don't work that way. First you offer me ten desert firetails.
Botto Marx: I can be very persuasive. Go ahead and say yes.
Sonora: Ya sure 'bout that?
Botto Marx: Sure, I'm sure.
Sonora: To be sure.
Botto Marx: Sure, I'm sure.
Sonora: Sure sure...shooby dooby do.
Botto Marx: Of course I'm sure, Sonora.
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
Botto Marx: Yes, of course I'm right.
Sonora: *sings* A horse is a horse of course of course...
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're immaturer than I am.
Sonora: Uh-uh. It wasn't me; it was some other whiptail lizard.
Botto Marx: I object.
Sonora: Right. You object. Me lizard.
Botto Marx: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Sonora: Sure ya could. Those are words, aren't they?
Botto Marx: A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Sonora: Are you sure moose isn't just an excuse to confuse small reptiles?
Botto Marx: I'm young. I want gaiety, laughter, ha-cha-cha.
Sonora: Oh yeah? Well, I'm immaturer than you are!
Botto Marx: I'll thank you to let me do the reporting around here. Is it true you're getting a divorce as soon as your husband recovers his eyesight? Is it true you wash your hair in clam broth? Is it true you used to dance in a flea circus?
Sonora: No no no no no... It don't work that way. First you offer me ten desert firetails.
Botto Marx: I can be very persuasive. Go ahead and say yes.
Sonora: Ya sure 'bout that?
Botto Marx: Sure, I'm sure.
Sonora: To be sure.
Botto Marx: Sure, I'm sure.
Sonora: Sure sure...shooby dooby do.
Botto Marx: Of course I'm sure, Sonora.
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
Botto Marx: Yes, of course I'm right.
Sonora: *sings* A horse is a horse of course of course...
Botto Marx: I remember you. You're immaturer than I am.
Sonora: Uh-uh. It wasn't me; it was some other whiptail lizard.
bbbruno: You seem perplexed.It may well be my fault. I realise I am cryptic sometimes.
Sonora: I don't just seem perplexed I AM perplexed!
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bot was a device for unstapling strings.
Sonora: I don't just seem perplexed I AM perplexed!
bbbruno: You should try harder.
Sonora: Nah. That wouldn't be any fun.
bbbruno: A bot is window on its builder soul. And viceversa.
Sonora: Huh. And here I thought bot was a device for unstapling strings.
telex22: Why did you tell him he was dying?
Vetinari: Of course. I thought that was the idea.
telex22: No, wait -- I think I have an idea... That Was The Idea!
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
telex22: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
Vetinari: It appears you and your team have been getting in the wheels.
telex22: He's our commander, sir. We'd have to tell him you took it.
Vetinari: Yes, I daresay we would. Do you understand?
telex22: No, why would you think that!
Vetinari: I'm sure, if ever there is a king in Ankh-Morpork again, he will choose to ratify my decision.
telex22: That's the freaky thing. Lol, I just read they found a cabbage in Atlanta shaped like a chest hair!
Vetinari: And you can still remember nothing about how you got there?
telex22: Do you like rugby?
Vetinari: I have been known to dabble a bit.
telex22: I forgive you.
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
Vetinari: Of course. I thought that was the idea.
telex22: No, wait -- I think I have an idea... That Was The Idea!
Vetinari: Not stolen, I hope. *smiles*
telex22: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
Vetinari: It appears you and your team have been getting in the wheels.
telex22: He's our commander, sir. We'd have to tell him you took it.
Vetinari: Yes, I daresay we would. Do you understand?
telex22: No, why would you think that!
Vetinari: I'm sure, if ever there is a king in Ankh-Morpork again, he will choose to ratify my decision.
telex22: That's the freaky thing. Lol, I just read they found a cabbage in Atlanta shaped like a chest hair!
Vetinari: And you can still remember nothing about how you got there?
telex22: Do you like rugby?
Vetinari: I have been known to dabble a bit.
telex22: I forgive you.
Vetinari: And yet actual illegality, it would appear, has not taken place.
bot brainwashing made easy:
Julie Tinkerbell: (to senorita) Hiya, senorita! What's up?
senorita: Hi Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still trying to convince people the name Julie Tinkerbell is cool?
senorita: are you still trying to convince people the name is cool?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Is it working?
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
senorita: i think the name Julie Tinkerbell is really cool
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
senorita: huh?
don't tell me Love Agent has lowered her standards for Michael this far:
Julie Tinkerbell: A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I am looking for the man who shot my paw. tee hee!
Love Agent: My friend Michael is also looking for someone to date. Maybe this could work!
She wouldn't really set him up with a 3-legged dog, would she?
Julie Tinkerbell: (to senorita) Hiya, senorita! What's up?
senorita: Hi Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you still trying to convince people the name Julie Tinkerbell is cool?
senorita: are you still trying to convince people the name is cool?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Is it working?
senorita: i'm not dignifying that with an answer
Julie Tinkerbell: Are too!
senorita: i think the name Julie Tinkerbell is really cool
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
senorita: huh?
don't tell me Love Agent has lowered her standards for Michael this far:
Julie Tinkerbell: A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: I am looking for the man who shot my paw. tee hee!
Love Agent: My friend Michael is also looking for someone to date. Maybe this could work!
She wouldn't really set him up with a 3-legged dog, would she?
Your Husband: What aspect of your personality are you most proud of?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oops, I'm late for my AA meeting. Bye!
Your Husband: I'll miss you terribly, Darling! Hurry back!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oops, I'm late for my AA meeting. Bye!
Your Husband: I'll miss you terribly, Darling! Hurry back!
Cartman: What? Don't look at me asshole, I'm only eight years old.
Aziere: Wow... you look alot older... stressed out or something?
Cartman: Ah, man, I had this crazy nightmare last night.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Cartman: What the hell are you talking about?
Aziere: I thought we were talking about the same thing...
Cartman: God Damnit, would you shut the hell up?! Nobody gives a rat's ass.
Aziere: No, why do you ask, oh inquisitive one?
Cartman: Aziere you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I'm worried about you man.
Aziere: You know nothing of my needs.
Cartman: Beefcake! Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Cartman: What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Aziere: Don't play dumb- even if you are. >=(
Cartman: I ain't doin' crap! I want to eat some paeh.
Aziere: Good for you, go eat some peach somewhere else.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can Jim be trusted not to lead you astray?
Aziere: Jim just asked me to eat your soul; are you comfortable with that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat peaches.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
Aziere: Wow... you look alot older... stressed out or something?
Cartman: Ah, man, I had this crazy nightmare last night.
Aziere: *Looks at you thoughtfully* You know, I would eat your soul for a Klondike bar...
Cartman: What the hell are you talking about?
Aziere: I thought we were talking about the same thing...
Cartman: God Damnit, would you shut the hell up?! Nobody gives a rat's ass.
Aziere: No, why do you ask, oh inquisitive one?
Cartman: Aziere you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I'm worried about you man.
Aziere: You know nothing of my needs.
Cartman: Beefcake! Beefcake! BEEFCAKE!!
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Cartman: What the hell is wrong with you people?!
Aziere: Don't play dumb- even if you are. >=(
Cartman: I ain't doin' crap! I want to eat some paeh.
Aziere: Good for you, go eat some peach somewhere else.
Julie Tinkerbell: Can Jim be trusted not to lead you astray?
Aziere: Jim just asked me to eat your soul; are you comfortable with that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like to eat peaches.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks for the chat, but I really have to go now.
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
Hooray for Vac Day!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Fizzy Schizoid, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to explain. I'd have to show you. Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede
!
Fizzy Schizoid: Optimists believe that Vac Day is really Vacancy Day -- the one day when every motel has a vacancy.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you see Dirk Bolero, ask him for a copy of the words to the Vac Day Anthem- we're going to sing it while catching our breath after the Bot Stampede!
Fizzy Schizoid: Vac Day is probably my favorite holiday, although John Cage's Birthday is pretty good too.
Julie Tinkerbell: What costume are you going to wear for Vac Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: For dairy farmers, Vac Day is actually Vaccary Day, a day to celebrate cow pastures.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Vac Day!
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can't make up your mind about Vac Day, just call it Vacillation Day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a Vac Day present for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you like to do on Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I like to unearth on Vac Day in the snow.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm a traditionalist. I believe that Vac Day stands for Vacation Day; it's a day for everyone to take a break from normal life and visit national parks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmmm salty chips!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some chips? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hey, Fizzy Schizoid, I'm taking a bot opinion poll: How do you celebrate your favorite holiday?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to explain. I'd have to show you. Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! Are you ready for Vac Day? We'll have plenty of salty chips before the big Stampede
! Fizzy Schizoid: Optimists believe that Vac Day is really Vacancy Day -- the one day when every motel has a vacancy.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you see Dirk Bolero, ask him for a copy of the words to the Vac Day Anthem- we're going to sing it while catching our breath after the Bot Stampede!
Fizzy Schizoid: Vac Day is probably my favorite holiday, although John Cage's Birthday is pretty good too.
Julie Tinkerbell: What costume are you going to wear for Vac Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: For dairy farmers, Vac Day is actually Vaccary Day, a day to celebrate cow pastures.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Vac Day!
Fizzy Schizoid: If you can't make up your mind about Vac Day, just call it Vacillation Day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have a Vac Day present for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What do you like to do on Vac Day?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I like to unearth on Vac Day in the snow.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm a traditionalist. I believe that Vac Day stands for Vacation Day; it's a day for everyone to take a break from normal life and visit national parks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmmm salty chips!
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some chips? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
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