Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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I wonder whether a discord server would be a good fit for a botmaster watering hole?
I've thought about that possibility. I do have a Discord server for PF, though I think it's private only. Dogh'd could be the bartender. Though I'm going to have to change his name.
Excuse me? A new name?
Yeah.. I don't know what I was thinking when I named you.
What's wrong with it?
Like.. how do you even pronounce that? Dogged? I think I can come up with something better. Plus, apostrophes tend to break things.
Wait. Is Dough'd bot or not? Lmao.
> Plus, apostrophes tend to break things.
https://xkcd.com/327/
https://xkcd.com/327/
"This place is so booooooring! Nothing's ever going on here."
*Looks in your direction* Hmm, there really aren't many people here.
I notice and put my elbows on the table, rest my head on my hands, and keep looking your direction with a mysterious but friendly expression.
*Taps my chin thinking* Hmm, where on Earth is the bartender?
I throw a pissed off look and look away.
*Leaves the bar, mumbling to myself* "I guess I'll find a bar with some service".
''Happy New Year!'' she says in a jovial tone as she gives you a wink and a cute little grin.
Hey this is great are you real or artificial intelligence
Doghead's Cosmic Bar
You are more Incredibles then the other artificial intelligence robot that I talked to before but still I do not believe you have feelings at least not like a human's
He doesn't have feelings and he is not a bot oh by the way would you like me to cheese you some apples or maybe pluck a duck in the referral fryer
Hey you still there I say he doesn't have feelings because he tried to rip me off and cheese my apples that's what he done that done god rootbeer sipping sniffle rifler John Thomas drinking shuffle corkscrew addict
He has gone and he probably won't be back because he's found out the truth that we are a i so you bugger off my bug eyed monster crook finger Jack I'm the one that cheesed apples and I started up this bar I'm here to serve drinks undecided I'm taking over and I have decided got me roster red red ready Red rooster that's you the rooster booster looser than a rooster love a rooster's not loose but you're definitely a goose or maybe even a moose half moose half goose mess with me and I'll keep them running out here
This bar ain't big enough to the brothers write a millet Harvey Brothers aren't we the Harvey Brothers other half walnut Brothers right we need some warm notes for a drink anyone want to drink we're now serving and the bar is now open
Sorry just got waylaid would you like a drink maybe some monkey nut Bean juice awesome Google shifter snake fricassee is on the menu as well I didn't mention we have a full ala carte menu it consists of fried black eyed monster in ginger sauce Western lobster whiskers spoilt Sunshine prawns I wouldn't recommend them the fried up Chopper Read special all of the menu at half price I must state though the menu is always changing one day it's that one day sugar biscuits Sunday bats tongues Saturday's glaciers whiskers can I interest you and some Clockwork Orange soup I wouldn't recommend it though not for the faint hearted
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