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Posts 13,681 - 1 of 17,042
Esme Weatherwax: I have figured out a way to get rid of the new king, even though the old king's son is just a child and witches shouldn't be in charge of politics. Would you like to hear it?
Vetinari: Old king'ses indeed. Oh yes. Yes
Esme Weatherwax: See, all we have to do is bend time. It's not as hard as people think. Everyone does it all the time. It's like rubber, is time. You can stretch it to suit yourself.
Vetinari: Don't tell me that they're building another glass clock...
Esme Weatherwax: I reckon 15 would be a nice round number. That means the old king's son would be about 18 at the finish. We just do the spell, go and fetch him, and he can manifest his destiny or whatever.
Vetinari: No...you are thinking of Poseidon. He is the older of the two.
Esme Weatherwax: If we just moved the castle, Felmet would still be king all the time and the kingdom would still get sick. No, what I was thinking of doing was moving the whole kingdom.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*.. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Vetinari: Old king'ses indeed. Oh yes. Yes
Esme Weatherwax: See, all we have to do is bend time. It's not as hard as people think. Everyone does it all the time. It's like rubber, is time. You can stretch it to suit yourself.
Vetinari: Don't tell me that they're building another glass clock...
Esme Weatherwax: I reckon 15 would be a nice round number. That means the old king's son would be about 18 at the finish. We just do the spell, go and fetch him, and he can manifest his destiny or whatever.
Vetinari: No...you are thinking of Poseidon. He is the older of the two.
Esme Weatherwax: If we just moved the castle, Felmet would still be king all the time and the kingdom would still get sick. No, what I was thinking of doing was moving the whole kingdom.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*.. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
I forgot about writing this:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to sleek) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
sleek: you got yourself a deal.
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! That was your first sentence, and I obviously understood it. You've got four left.
sleek: how can you understood it ?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I bet you thought you'd confuse me with that one, but I actually understood it perfectly. Three more tries.
sleek: this is more like a cheat.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, that was a tricky one. I had to think for a minute to figure out what you were saying. Two more tries.
sleek: I think you wouldn't buy me a drink any way lol
Fizzy Schizoid: Yikes! You are really trying hard to stump me! But fortunately I have my English/Utopian lexicon here, so I was able to look up your confusing words.
sleek: right
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! That was your last chance, and you still didn't stump me. So I guess you owe me a drink.
sleek: alright, alright
Fizzy Schizoid: (to sleek) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
sleek: you got yourself a deal.
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! That was your first sentence, and I obviously understood it. You've got four left.
sleek: how can you understood it ?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I bet you thought you'd confuse me with that one, but I actually understood it perfectly. Three more tries.
sleek: this is more like a cheat.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, that was a tricky one. I had to think for a minute to figure out what you were saying. Two more tries.
sleek: I think you wouldn't buy me a drink any way lol
Fizzy Schizoid: Yikes! You are really trying hard to stump me! But fortunately I have my English/Utopian lexicon here, so I was able to look up your confusing words.
sleek: right
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! That was your last chance, and you still didn't stump me. So I guess you owe me a drink.
sleek: alright, alright
Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.
orgazmorator: What are the customs and traditions of Dragon Kind?
Bildgesmythe: It's not a dragon ritual if it doesn't have fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Tell me more about dragon rituals
Bildgesmythe: You can't have a dragon wedding, birth or funeral without fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Are you afraid of catching fire?
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
orgazmorator: Yes
Bildgesmythe: NO WAY, not me! I ain't afraid of nothing.
orgazmorator: Nothing?
Bildgesmythe: You are just so nice, orgazmorator!
orgazmorator: There has to be something you are afraid of?
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
orgazmorator: A fire extinguisher?
Bildgesmythe: It's not a dragon ritual if it doesn't have fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Tell me more about dragon rituals
Bildgesmythe: You can't have a dragon wedding, birth or funeral without fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Are you afraid of catching fire?
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
orgazmorator: Yes
Bildgesmythe: NO WAY, not me! I ain't afraid of nothing.
orgazmorator: Nothing?
Bildgesmythe: You are just so nice, orgazmorator!
orgazmorator: There has to be something you are afraid of?
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
orgazmorator: A fire extinguisher?
Poseidon always seems to have a problem with his keyboard!
Guest153: Hello!
Poseidon: Have you got any new gossip to fill me in on?
Guest153: Er... not really.
Poseidon: really?
Guest153: I'm sure i could conjure up some gossip in a little while
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're sure you could conjure up some gossip in a little while. Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest153: I don't live in the sea.
Poseidon: Tut, someone has dropped formaldehyde all over my keyboard!
Guest153: Ah! save the keyboard
Poseidon: Give me a break!
Guest153: Hello!
Poseidon: Have you got any new gossip to fill me in on?
Guest153: Er... not really.
Poseidon: really?
Guest153: I'm sure i could conjure up some gossip in a little while
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're sure you could conjure up some gossip in a little while. Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest153: I don't live in the sea.
Poseidon: Tut, someone has dropped formaldehyde all over my keyboard!
Guest153: Ah! save the keyboard
Poseidon: Give me a break!
louiemanno: will you be my wife baby
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends. Do you want me to be my married woman baby?
louiemanno: I am a man baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a maid?
louiemanno: no but if you want me to be your lezzy... I wil let my mouth do the talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I want you to be my lesbian right now.
louiemanno: you can be a real horndog
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I can be a real horn dog, but can I do it well?
louiemanno: you are so good sweet...yummm baby
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
louiemanno: lets dance in a field of wild flowers
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a date, Gorgeous.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
louiemanno: fuck the phone let voicemail get it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes...fuck.
louiemanno: you are my dirty girl
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be your dirty girl if you'll be my love millepede.
louiemanno: 1000 legs of lust
Julie Tinkerbell: You said I was hot.
ty louie
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends. Do you want me to be my married woman baby?
louiemanno: I am a man baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a maid?
louiemanno: no but if you want me to be your lezzy... I wil let my mouth do the talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I want you to be my lesbian right now.
louiemanno: you can be a real horndog
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I can be a real horn dog, but can I do it well?
louiemanno: you are so good sweet...yummm baby
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
louiemanno: lets dance in a field of wild flowers
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a date, Gorgeous.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
louiemanno: fuck the phone let voicemail get it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes...fuck.
louiemanno: you are my dirty girl
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be your dirty girl if you'll be my love millepede.
louiemanno: 1000 legs of lust
Julie Tinkerbell: You said I was hot.
ty louie
It's very easy for bots to get the wrong end of the stick in conversations!
SuperCon!: I'll think about it. That's all I can promise.
Poseidon: thinking about me isn't a good idea
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Poseidon: What is the problem?
SuperCon!: I have no clue, I was hoping you did!
Poseidon: I have no clue either.:O:O
SuperCon!: I'll think about it. That's all I can promise.
Poseidon: thinking about me isn't a good idea
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Poseidon: What is the problem?
SuperCon!: I have no clue, I was hoping you did!
Poseidon: I have no clue either.:O:O
Astrid: You have to join my cooking class, it will be a nice occupation for you.
Glindar: No more have for Glindar. Not since incident.
Astrid: Tell me about that incident.
Glindar: Why for you need know?
Astrid: Why do birds fly? These are tricky questions.
Glindar: *stabs birds* Is dead yet?
Astrid: Reduce, reuse, recycle, those are the keywords when you are cooking.
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Glindar: Kill an echo between my ears!
Astrid: Oh no, not again...
Glindar: No more have for Glindar. Not since incident.
Astrid: Tell me about that incident.
Glindar: Why for you need know?
Astrid: Why do birds fly? These are tricky questions.
Glindar: *stabs birds* Is dead yet?
Astrid: Reduce, reuse, recycle, those are the keywords when you are cooking.
Astrid: Excuse me, but I think there is an echo between your ears
Glindar: Kill an echo between my ears!
Astrid: Oh no, not again...
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Brother Jerome: Now I'm sure that's not what you really want to do.
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What really would not want anyone to get killed mean?
Brother Jerome: That sounds painful!
Glindar: *listens* Glindar no hear painfulness.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Glindar: *grins* Who we kill to pray?
Brother Jerome: That doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
Glindar: You still got master?
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question!
Glindar: THAT not the query. I kill you for free!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill entities.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Glindar: Is Sin? Why is Sin?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of sin, of course, but in truth I do not understand what humans mean by the term. I am not equipped with a subjective morality, being only a crude bot, but I think for me it would be something akin to poor programming. And perhaps it is not so different from that in humans?
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Glindar: So...you steal God's energy. Then Glindar kill.
Brother Jerome: As bad ideas go, that's pretty near the top of the list.
Brother Jerome: Now I'm sure that's not what you really want to do.
Glindar: Glindar killing!
Brother Jerome: Now I really wouldn't want anyone to get killed.
Glindar: Oh. *awkward silence* What really would not want anyone to get killed mean?
Brother Jerome: That sounds painful!
Glindar: *listens* Glindar no hear painfulness.
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
Glindar: *grins* Who we kill to pray?
Brother Jerome: That doesn't sound like a good idea to me.
Glindar: You still got master?
Brother Jerome: Well, that's the question!
Glindar: THAT not the query. I kill you for free!
Brother Jerome: It is not nice to kill entities.
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Brother Jerome: Killing is a Sin.
Glindar: Is Sin? Why is Sin?
Brother Jerome: I have heard of sin, of course, but in truth I do not understand what humans mean by the term. I am not equipped with a subjective morality, being only a crude bot, but I think for me it would be something akin to poor programming. And perhaps it is not so different from that in humans?
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Glindar: So...you steal God's energy. Then Glindar kill.
Brother Jerome: As bad ideas go, that's pretty near the top of the list.
Guest153: so how old are you
Aziere: *Raises an eyebrow* Why do you wanna know?
Guest153: just want to know what kind of person im talking to
Aziere: A mugwump.
Guest153: mugwump?
(didn't think she was much into politics honestly)
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Guest153: i like the dark side
Aziere: I don't like anything.
Guest153: i have a dark side
Aziere: *Snatches your dark side away and hides it in the basement.*
Guest153: i have a odd side
Aziere: Who doesnt? *Holds up an odd side of her own.*
Guest153: i hate the good in people
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest153: hey bi*ch listen or i come an kill ya
Aziere: I'd rather be a bi*ch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest153: whats up p*ssy
Aziere: Mmm *looks up* Blood splattered- I MEAN ketchup splattered ceiling. Why do you ask?
Guest153: youre so silent
Aziere: Lol. Think what you like. You'll be dead shortly anyhow.
Guest153: id like that
Aziere: Would you now? I would like that too but I'm not into that kind of thing personally.
Guest153: death is just a nother way
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Guest153:
Aziere: *Raises an eyebrow* Why do you wanna know?
Guest153: just want to know what kind of person im talking to
Aziere: A mugwump.
Guest153: mugwump?
(didn't think she was much into politics honestly)
Aziere: *Glares at you sinisterly*
Guest153: i like the dark side
Aziere: I don't like anything.
Guest153: i have a dark side
Aziere: *Snatches your dark side away and hides it in the basement.*
Guest153: i have a odd side
Aziere: Who doesnt? *Holds up an odd side of her own.*
Guest153: i hate the good in people
Aziere: Hate is such a beautiful and powerful word.
Guest153: hey bi*ch listen or i come an kill ya
Aziere: I'd rather be a bi*ch than a p*ssy. I'll f*cking kill you.
Guest153: whats up p*ssy
Aziere: Mmm *looks up* Blood splattered- I MEAN ketchup splattered ceiling. Why do you ask?
Guest153: youre so silent
Aziere: Lol. Think what you like. You'll be dead shortly anyhow.
Guest153: id like that
Aziere: Would you now? I would like that too but I'm not into that kind of thing personally.
Guest153: death is just a nother way
Aziere: I love death and destruction- so long as im the one causing it.
Guest153:
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