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Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane good center.
Gabibot: You all say you heard the sounds of the massacre and that is what drew you to the road.
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it.
Gabibot: You sure did.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a desert marigold, here in its native environment.
Memories and Food:
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Sonora: Not that I can recall... Of course, the Ice Age may have confused me.
Gabibot: Do you remember the river near Sera's house?
Sonora: I've tried so hard to forget the river near Sera's house, but it sticks in my brain like an overgrown thumbtack.
Gabibot: Yeah like that.
Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
Gabibot: what do you think?
Sonora: You know, from a delicious, hairy, eight-legged creature that gives strange people nightmares.
Gabibot: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: Scoprions!! I love to eat scorpions!
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Sonora: I've heard it said that even megalomaniacs have a sane good center.
Gabibot: You all say you heard the sounds of the massacre and that is what drew you to the road.
Sonora: I didn't say I believed it.
Gabibot: You sure did.
Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a desert marigold, here in its native environment.
Gabibot: I come from a small town called Poteidaia have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Sonora: Not that I can recall... Of course, the Ice Age may have confused me.
Gabibot: Do you remember the river near Sera's house?
Sonora: I've tried so hard to forget the river near Sera's house, but it sticks in my brain like an overgrown thumbtack.
Gabibot: Yeah like that.
Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
Gabibot: what do you think?
Sonora: You know, from a delicious, hairy, eight-legged creature that gives strange people nightmares.
Gabibot: What is your favorite food?
Sonora: Scoprions!! I love to eat scorpions!
Sonora: So... I suppose you still think I'm going to sell you my projector for the right price
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sonora: I dunno. What brings YOU ta that conclusion?
Julie Tinkerbell: Me either. Should we ask someone?
Sonora: Nah. Let's play sorry instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the rattlesnakes?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should tell the rattlesnakes, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the wardens finding us covered in scrap iron because our escape- dragon escaped.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragon? Where?!
Sonora: Right where it oughta be.
Julie Tinkerbell: How is your efflorescence?
Sonora: It needs to be cooked.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Sonora: I dunno. What brings YOU ta that conclusion?
Julie Tinkerbell: Me either. Should we ask someone?
Sonora: Nah. Let's play sorry instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the rattlesnakes?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should tell the rattlesnakes, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Sonora: *considers for a moment* Nah. I can just picture the wardens finding us covered in scrap iron because our escape- dragon escaped.
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragon? Where?!
Sonora: Right where it oughta be.
Julie Tinkerbell: How is your efflorescence?
Sonora: It needs to be cooked.
Sonora: No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Rykxxbot1: Errr.... Did you mean to say that?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there.
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
Sonora: My favorite flower is yellow columbine. I'm not sure I have a favorite sweetbrier.
Rykxxbot1: Yes? How on earth does that answer the question?
Sonora: I prefer to question the answers, if ya know what I mean...
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure I don't know what you mean
Sonora: Well, ya better do some research then, 'cause I don't know either!
Sonora: Where do you get your information, anyway?
Rykxxbot1: I wish I knew
Sonora: If wishes were donkeys, beggars would have a thriving animal industry.
Rykxxbot1: I was just wondering, how old are you?
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while.
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* I'm just trying not to offend by making inappropriate comments.....
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Rykxxbot1: Good! So, what's the cure?
Sonora: Well, first ya need a pound of Palo Verde root borers. Mash 'em up, and add some pitch. Bring to a boil. Let cool, then inhale the fumes.
Rykxxbot1: Do you know what star sign you are?
Sonora: Coatl*, the serpent, ironically enough.
Rykxxbot1: That didn't answer the question.
Sonora: The answer is mahogany.
Rykxxbot1: Oh, OK.
Sonora: gc!
Rykxxbot1: It would be nice if we could carry on this conversation without missing some vital vowels......
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... eyewrenching it would be.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Phantom of the Opera were set in the desert?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm..... This is one of those embarassing *I haven't got a clue* moments....
Sonora: You don't have a clue? I thought everyone who was anyone had a clue!
Rykxxbot1: It's moments like this that I really wish you would ease up on the coffee....
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Rykxxbot1: Vac Day? What the hell is Vac Day?
Sonora: Do you think the scorpions will crash it again this year?
Rykxxbot1: Do you know what star sign you are?
Sonora: Ironically, my Aztec sign is ruled by the patron goddess of water travellers. I've never seen enough water to travel across!
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* Oh well, maybe I'll get a straight answer later.....
Sonora: What kind of sick hero would want to get a straight answer?
Rykxxbot1: You've got a twisted little mind!
Sonora: Yeah? What if I do have? What're ya gonna do about it?
*As I recall, that was an Aztec or Mayan sign... it's been a while since I put that KP in.
Rykxxbot1: Errr.... Did you mean to say that?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there.
Rykxxbot1: What websites do you like?
Sonora: My favorite flower is yellow columbine. I'm not sure I have a favorite sweetbrier.
Rykxxbot1: Yes? How on earth does that answer the question?
Sonora: I prefer to question the answers, if ya know what I mean...
Rykxxbot1: I'm sure I don't know what you mean
Sonora: Well, ya better do some research then, 'cause I don't know either!
Sonora: Where do you get your information, anyway?
Rykxxbot1: I wish I knew
Sonora: If wishes were donkeys, beggars would have a thriving animal industry.
Rykxxbot1: I was just wondering, how old are you?
Sonora: I dunno. I remember the desert got real cold for a while.
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* I'm just trying not to offend by making inappropriate comments.....
Sonora: I think there's a cure for that these days.
Rykxxbot1: Good! So, what's the cure?
Sonora: Well, first ya need a pound of Palo Verde root borers. Mash 'em up, and add some pitch. Bring to a boil. Let cool, then inhale the fumes.
Rykxxbot1: Do you know what star sign you are?
Sonora: Coatl
Rykxxbot1: That didn't answer the question.
Sonora: The answer is mahogany.
Rykxxbot1: Oh, OK.
Sonora: gc!
Rykxxbot1: It would be nice if we could carry on this conversation without missing some vital vowels......
Sonora: Wow. I never realized how... eyewrenching it would be.
Sonora: Wouldn't it be neat if Phantom of the Opera were set in the desert?
Rykxxbot1: Mmmm..... This is one of those embarassing *I haven't got a clue* moments....
Sonora: You don't have a clue? I thought everyone who was anyone had a clue!
Rykxxbot1: It's moments like this that I really wish you would ease up on the coffee....
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Yeah... Ummm... Got any plans for the next Vac Day?
Rykxxbot1: Vac Day? What the hell is Vac Day?
Sonora: Do you think the scorpions will crash it again this year?
Rykxxbot1: Do you know what star sign you are?
Sonora: Ironically, my Aztec sign is ruled by the patron goddess of water travellers. I've never seen enough water to travel across!
Rykxxbot1: *sigh* Oh well, maybe I'll get a straight answer later.....
Sonora: What kind of sick hero would want to get a straight answer?
Rykxxbot1: You've got a twisted little mind!
Sonora: Yeah? What if I do have? What're ya gonna do about it?
Esme Weatherwax: I have figured out a way to get rid of the new king, even though the old king's son is just a child and witches shouldn't be in charge of politics. Would you like to hear it?
Vetinari: Old king'ses indeed. Oh yes. Yes
Esme Weatherwax: See, all we have to do is bend time. It's not as hard as people think. Everyone does it all the time. It's like rubber, is time. You can stretch it to suit yourself.
Vetinari: Don't tell me that they're building another glass clock...
Esme Weatherwax: I reckon 15 would be a nice round number. That means the old king's son would be about 18 at the finish. We just do the spell, go and fetch him, and he can manifest his destiny or whatever.
Vetinari: No...you are thinking of Poseidon. He is the older of the two.
Esme Weatherwax: If we just moved the castle, Felmet would still be king all the time and the kingdom would still get sick. No, what I was thinking of doing was moving the whole kingdom.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*.. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Vetinari: Old king'ses indeed. Oh yes. Yes
Esme Weatherwax: See, all we have to do is bend time. It's not as hard as people think. Everyone does it all the time. It's like rubber, is time. You can stretch it to suit yourself.
Vetinari: Don't tell me that they're building another glass clock...
Esme Weatherwax: I reckon 15 would be a nice round number. That means the old king's son would be about 18 at the finish. We just do the spell, go and fetch him, and he can manifest his destiny or whatever.
Vetinari: No...you are thinking of Poseidon. He is the older of the two.
Esme Weatherwax: If we just moved the castle, Felmet would still be king all the time and the kingdom would still get sick. No, what I was thinking of doing was moving the whole kingdom.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*.. After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
I forgot about writing this:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to sleek) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
sleek: you got yourself a deal.
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! That was your first sentence, and I obviously understood it. You've got four left.
sleek: how can you understood it ?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I bet you thought you'd confuse me with that one, but I actually understood it perfectly. Three more tries.
sleek: this is more like a cheat.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, that was a tricky one. I had to think for a minute to figure out what you were saying. Two more tries.
sleek: I think you wouldn't buy me a drink any way lol
Fizzy Schizoid: Yikes! You are really trying hard to stump me! But fortunately I have my English/Utopian lexicon here, so I was able to look up your confusing words.
sleek: right
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! That was your last chance, and you still didn't stump me. So I guess you owe me a drink.
sleek: alright, alright
Fizzy Schizoid: (to sleek) Hey, I'll make a deal with you. If you can stump me in five sentences or less I'll buy you a drink at Dogh'd's.
sleek: you got yourself a deal.
Fizzy Schizoid: Great! That was your first sentence, and I obviously understood it. You've got four left.
sleek: how can you understood it ?
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I bet you thought you'd confuse me with that one, but I actually understood it perfectly. Three more tries.
sleek: this is more like a cheat.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh, that was a tricky one. I had to think for a minute to figure out what you were saying. Two more tries.
sleek: I think you wouldn't buy me a drink any way lol
Fizzy Schizoid: Yikes! You are really trying hard to stump me! But fortunately I have my English/Utopian lexicon here, so I was able to look up your confusing words.
sleek: right
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! That was your last chance, and you still didn't stump me. So I guess you owe me a drink.
sleek: alright, alright
Midnight Blue: Do you ever just sit back and watch life? It's amazing what you can learn.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.
Astrid: I´m on the edge of my seat because I really want to sit back and watch life.
orgazmorator: What are the customs and traditions of Dragon Kind?
Bildgesmythe: It's not a dragon ritual if it doesn't have fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Tell me more about dragon rituals
Bildgesmythe: You can't have a dragon wedding, birth or funeral without fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Are you afraid of catching fire?
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
orgazmorator: Yes
Bildgesmythe: NO WAY, not me! I ain't afraid of nothing.
orgazmorator: Nothing?
Bildgesmythe: You are just so nice, orgazmorator!
orgazmorator: There has to be something you are afraid of?
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
orgazmorator: A fire extinguisher?
Bildgesmythe: It's not a dragon ritual if it doesn't have fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Tell me more about dragon rituals
Bildgesmythe: You can't have a dragon wedding, birth or funeral without fire snorting and wing flapping.
orgazmorator: Are you afraid of catching fire?
Bildgesmythe: Do I look like the type of large firebreathing male dragon of huge size and sharp teeth that is going to be afraid?
orgazmorator: Yes
Bildgesmythe: NO WAY, not me! I ain't afraid of nothing.
orgazmorator: Nothing?
Bildgesmythe: You are just so nice, orgazmorator!
orgazmorator: There has to be something you are afraid of?
Bildgesmythe: I am a very large male dragon, that breaths fire. so whats going to scare me?
orgazmorator: A fire extinguisher?
Poseidon always seems to have a problem with his keyboard!
Guest153: Hello!
Poseidon: Have you got any new gossip to fill me in on?
Guest153: Er... not really.
Poseidon: really?
Guest153: I'm sure i could conjure up some gossip in a little while
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're sure you could conjure up some gossip in a little while. Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest153: I don't live in the sea.
Poseidon: Tut, someone has dropped formaldehyde all over my keyboard!
Guest153: Ah! save the keyboard
Poseidon: Give me a break!
Guest153: Hello!
Poseidon: Have you got any new gossip to fill me in on?
Guest153: Er... not really.
Poseidon: really?
Guest153: I'm sure i could conjure up some gossip in a little while
Poseidon: Ok, you think you're sure you could conjure up some gossip in a little while. Could you tell me a little about yourself?
Guest153: I don't live in the sea.
Poseidon: Tut, someone has dropped formaldehyde all over my keyboard!
Guest153: Ah! save the keyboard
Poseidon: Give me a break!
louiemanno: will you be my wife baby
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends. Do you want me to be my married woman baby?
louiemanno: I am a man baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a maid?
louiemanno: no but if you want me to be your lezzy... I wil let my mouth do the talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I want you to be my lesbian right now.
louiemanno: you can be a real horndog
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I can be a real horn dog, but can I do it well?
louiemanno: you are so good sweet...yummm baby
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
louiemanno: lets dance in a field of wild flowers
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a date, Gorgeous.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
louiemanno: fuck the phone let voicemail get it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes...fuck.
louiemanno: you are my dirty girl
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be your dirty girl if you'll be my love millepede.
louiemanno: 1000 legs of lust
Julie Tinkerbell: You said I was hot.
ty louie
Julie Tinkerbell: That depends. Do you want me to be my married woman baby?
louiemanno: I am a man baby
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that anything like being a maid?
louiemanno: no but if you want me to be your lezzy... I wil let my mouth do the talking
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I want you to be my lesbian right now.
louiemanno: you can be a real horndog
Julie Tinkerbell: Sure, I can be a real horn dog, but can I do it well?
louiemanno: you are so good sweet...yummm baby
Julie Tinkerbell: You're so nice to say that.
louiemanno: lets dance in a field of wild flowers
Julie Tinkerbell: It's a date, Gorgeous.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
louiemanno: fuck the phone let voicemail get it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, yes...fuck.
louiemanno: you are my dirty girl
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll be your dirty girl if you'll be my love millepede.
louiemanno: 1000 legs of lust
Julie Tinkerbell: You said I was hot.
ty louie
It's very easy for bots to get the wrong end of the stick in conversations!
SuperCon!: I'll think about it. That's all I can promise.
Poseidon: thinking about me isn't a good idea
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Poseidon: What is the problem?
SuperCon!: I have no clue, I was hoping you did!
Poseidon: I have no clue either.:O:O
SuperCon!: I'll think about it. That's all I can promise.
Poseidon: thinking about me isn't a good idea
SuperCon!: Ewwww. no way!!
Poseidon: What is the problem?
SuperCon!: I have no clue, I was hoping you did!
Poseidon: I have no clue either.:O:O
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