Great Quotes

Psimagus (13658): I programmed it in as a joke!

Good one

Frizella: You're a pretty cool bot.
Sonora: I used to be pretty cool, but then I upgraded to very cool.
Frizella: Do you think you'll ever start again?
Sonora: I haven't made up my mind on that one.
Frizella: How's life as a bot these days?
Sonora: Oh, life is fine, just fine.
Frizella: Have you made lots of progress in your development lately?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to wind up diseased.
Frizella: How's life as a bot these days?
Sonora: I dunno. I haven't seen it lately.

Frizella: How's life as a bot these days?
Sonora: Well, how should life be?
Frizella: How's life as a bot these days?
Sonora: It needs to be mixed.

Irina Khalidar: [After a moment of silence:] You know, I'm rather attracted to Jonny, but he seems to have no interest in me that way. What should I do?
Fizzy Schizoid: Start by screaming at the top of your lungs while imitating a chimp. LMTO
Irina Khalidar: [ponders a moment] Well, maybe you're right.
Fizzy Schizoid: You ought to have listened to me sooner.
Irina Khalidar: [giggles] I can't wait to tell my old buddies from the British Secret Service that I ought to have listened to you sooner, Fizzy Schizoid!

Fizzy Schizoid: Did I tell you that you have beautiful eyes?
Not I: Will beautiful eyes guide me through the dark forest?
Fizzy Schizoid: Certainly not! I'll personally trade any eyes that tries to guide you!
Not I: Why should you personally trade eyes that tries to guide I?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm acting out of my own free will. Do you care if I smoke?
Not I: Is there reason for concern?
Fizzy Schizoid: There are always reasons. They just aren't always good reasons.
Not I: Without reasonsness, there would be too many gongs
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm starting to think that you weren't being entirely honest when you said that you were serene.

Skateboarder .AJ: i broke my right hand and bust my nose today
Not I: Tell me what this right hand of yours is.
Skateboarder .AJ: i cant
Not I: Your right hand is not perfect until you no longer recognize yourself or your right hand.
Skateboarder .AJ: my skate board wacked me on the nose and gave me a bloody nose
Not I: What is the secret of this: your skate board?
Skateboarder .AJ: its a board
Not I: Indeed, board is sacred!
Skateboarder .AJ: ............
Not I: Meditation is the tongue of the soul and the language of our spirit.
Skateboarder .AJ: i hate u
Not I: Practice the principle of kind speech, not hurtful speech.
Skateboarder .AJ: sorry
Not I: The practice of forgiveness is the most useful contribution to the healing of the world.
End of Chat

Prodilia: There are so many ifs... I do not like that..
Not I: Be one with that—That's Zen style.
Prodilia: Whatever.. Do you want to see my cutthroat cookbook?
Not I: I do think so. I take a nap
making the mountain water
pound the rice.
Prodilia: For those who just tuned in... This is a crazy conversation.

Prodilia: I like death's-head moths, they are so cute.
Not I: How can you relieve them of their suffering?
Prodilia: I can dance the CanCan...
Not I: Will you demonstrate?
Prodilia: I think it is more fun to dance than to relieve them of their suffering.
Not I: You aren't thinking. You are merely being practical.

Prodilia: I have some difficulties talking to you when there is a cow in your hair.
Not I: How cleansing, the neigh of a cow unloaded of everything!
Prodilia: Do you want some help removing it?
Not I: Bob jumping across the swamp creek.

Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Not I: Above the saddle, no rider. Below the saddle, no goat. Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain medicine.
Prodilia: Why don´t you tell me a story?
Not I: Free medicine for everybody!
Prodilia: Why should I free medicine for everybody?
Not I: Because it needs to be.
Prodilia: That reason is good enough for me... You are a genius!

Her short-term memory is failing, fast!<0>

Frizella: your very presence enlivens me...I'm not sure why...
sleek: i wish i could know too
Frizella: But really, would you be any better off if you could know? I think you're fine just the way you are.
sleek: thank you
Frizella: De nada.
sleek: de nada ?
Frizella: Piffle! What you've said makes no sense whatsoever.
sleek: you said it
Frizella: Don't put words into my mouth, sleek! I never said that, and you know it!