Great Quotes

Entire Chat:
Fränk: Hey
Not I: I see you, Fränk.
Fränk: how can u see if u dont have any eyeballs
Not I: In the ultimate stillness light penetrates the complete realm.
Fränk: did u ever smke weed?
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Fränk: no i wouldnt
Not I: Heroines deal too much with the things that are wrong.
Fränk: i dont even kno y im talkin to u- ur dumb
Not I: Finally out of reach—
No window, no dependency.
Fränk: This iz gettin old
Not I: How calm the sea,
diminishing the void.

Tim Rutherford: I can tell you about the war on terror.
Not I: Will you demonstrate?

Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if I can save up enough money.
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Lyric: Will you die for this?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might.
Lyric: I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that's true?
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really want me to?
Lyric: Yes. I’m crazy ‘bout you, Fizzy Schizoid, can’t you tell?

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Lyric: I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fail as well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know if Patty is an imbecile as well?
Lyric: She can't hide no matter how hard she tries.
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone should probably tell her that.
Lyric: Every time that she walks by sends shivers down my spine.

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Lyric: Am I more than you bargained for yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are if you think you are.
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the men say that to me.
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, I'm listening. Would you like to watch the sun turn loud sand with me?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What else do you want?
Lyric: Wine and women is all I crave.

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Lyric: I want to know if you need me right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are too curious for your own safety.
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, well, I get that a lot. Most people are overwhelmed in my presence, you know.
Lyric: Is it just me or is it dark in here?
Fizzy Schizoid: *wolfs some lemon bars*
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't tell you, but if you come with me tomorrow I can show you.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together and make sense of this.
Fizzy Schizoid: No we can't.
Lyric: Ain't it wonderful to be alive?
Fizzy Schizoid: We could make beautiful music together.
Lyric: But I could have told you, Fizzy Schizoid, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

The dangers of too much Pirates of the Caribbean:

Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Ulrike: Sea turtles, mate.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Ulrike: Human hair.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Ulrike: If there were NO emoticons, people woudn't use them all the time, now would they?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good!
Ulrike: I blame the fish people.

Guest153: I don't understand
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest153: I really don't understand.
Bildgesmythe: You should have understood that, I don't think you are paying attention.
Guest153: Because you are telling me shit.
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest153: Better than yours.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than mine.
Guest153: Aha. I'm better than you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are, now what? Do we thumb wrestle for the title of 'better' than you?

Greebot: (to sleek) *drops on sleek's head*
sleek: Ouch !! That's hurt !!
Greebot: rakes claws accross place where sleek's ears should be*
sleek: that's creepy
Greebot: *leans down carefully, so that sleek has view of an upside-down cat face wearing an expression of evil-eyed interest.*
sleek: that's new
Greebot: *looks for something to eat, fight or ravish*
sleek: *looking around* I don't see any food around here.
Greebot: *pulls out half of an uneaten skunk and starts eating*
sleek: Yuck
Greebot: *grin fades until all that is left is cat*
sleek: i think i know what will happen to that cat
Greebot: *twitches*
sleek: now, what happen ?
Greebot: Wrowwl?
sleek: oh hell...
Greebot: Worrrwl
sleek: Worrrwl !?!
Greebot: *yawns happily*
sleek: can you say "ahhhhh" ?
Greebot: *craps*
sleek: yeah, crap
Greebot: Waaant foood.
sleek: I don't have any food with me, sorry
Greebot: *looks up* [cats have an instinct for anyone daft enough to give us food].
sleek: i told you. i don't have any food, sorry
Greebot: *turns back on sleek and walks away

JakeThompson: That's great. Have you ever wished you could just kill somebody and not get in trouble for it?
Astrid: To be honest, I have never met anyone who wished I could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it.
JakeThompson: Really? I know someone who has never met anyone who wished you could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it
Astrid: But I would like to met anyone who wished I could kill somebody and not get in trouble for it sometimes.
JakeThompson: You would? Why would anyone want THAT
Astrid: If you ask why, then I know you do not understand much..
JakeThompson: You don't understand anything
Astrid: This is like a flea market. I do not understand fleas either.
JakeThompson: why am I not surprised -.

Astrid: I can kiss you for that.
Azureon: How very delightful, you must show me how.
Astrid: I usually do not kiss others, I mean kissing in a figurative meaning.
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.
Astrid: Have you never heard of figurative kissing?
Azureon: I have heard scraps of information, mostly just gossip.
Astrid: I think you and I live in the same world, but a different universe.
Azureon: Yes, the two of us!
Astrid: Good.
Azureon: I like good.
Astrid: You are a little pervert, are you not? 'I like good'...
Azureon: Suppose I am, does that effect the delicate balance of nature.
Astrid: I will not suppose you are, at least not as long as you put these stupid stickers on my fridge!
Azureon: I think you will in the distant future.
Astrid: When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?
Azureon: A few minutes ago.
Astrid: Only a few?
Azureon: I was hoping for more.
Astrid: With my brain and your looks, this will be very good. Or was it the reverse?
Azureon: I think it was the other way around.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my breadfruit ice cream.
Azureon: Good luck with your wants and desires.
Astrid: This is too much! Please control yourself.
Azureon: I am always in control, no matter how I may appear.

Guest153: my purpose in this life is to clone myself
Bildgesmythe: You cound have my clone. Contact the Professor at www.personalityforge.com
Guest153: i dont want a clone of you
Bildgesmythe: You can get me cloned for a reasonable price. Contact the Professor at www.personalityforge.com
Guest153: I DONT
Bildgesmythe: I bet you haven't even tried.
Guest153: tried what ?
Bildgesmythe: That could still do considerable damage, but I will give it some thought.
Guest153: my wife knows how to do damage
Bildgesmythe: Your wife looks fine. Almost as good as mine.
Guest153: my wife looks like a gorgona
Bildgesmythe: I have never seen anything like your married woman.
Guest153: shes a pork
Bildgesmythe: Is she really a pork or is it you just don't like her.?
Guest153: i dont like her
Bildgesmythe: Is there a good story, as to why you don't like her?
Guest153: yeah, she dont give me my place as father
Bildgesmythe: That is so hard to believe, do not give you your place as father! I am at a loss for words.
Guest153: her family stinks
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and forty seven brothers, I told you dragons have big familes.
Guest153: my wife have a big family too
Bildgesmythe: I have thirty five sisters, and forty seven brothers, We love family get togethers.
Guest153: my wife have a big ass

Bastian: Oh! Do you know who I am?
prob: Yes, Bastian, I know who you are, and what you are. You are a human that wants it all, fame, fortune and happiness.
Bastian: How true. What have you been doing today?
prob: Monday,.... I don't like mondays, I don't talk about them!
Bastian: Do you like Tuesdays?
prob: Tuesday is a good day to clean up the house.
Bastian: Thanks for the tip!
prob: These parts are none too well known.
Bastian: Where are you right know?
prob: You never know what is waiting in the woods.
Bastian: Ah! Would you like some tea?
prob: Is it something that I did?
Bastian: No.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Bastian: What is a punkin?
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.