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Posts 13,630 - 1 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken. *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Fizzy Schizoid: How long will that take?
Vetinari: Not long ago, it would have taken the better part of a month. And the neighbor?
Fizzy Schizoid: *giggles*
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Fizzy Schizoid: Things are sometimes not as they seem. You of all people should know that.
Vetinari: I rather like the Palace gardens. They justify my view of humanity.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't like being human, just wait a few decades and you can get your genes spliced.
Vetinari: Is this some quaint Genuan custom that I've never heard of?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it is, but I'm not sure.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken. *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Fizzy Schizoid: How long will that take?
Vetinari: Not long ago, it would have taken the better part of a month. And the neighbor?
Fizzy Schizoid: *giggles*
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Fizzy Schizoid: Things are sometimes not as they seem. You of all people should know that.
Vetinari: I rather like the Palace gardens. They justify my view of humanity.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't like being human, just wait a few decades and you can get your genes spliced.
Vetinari: Is this some quaint Genuan custom that I've never heard of?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think it is, but I'm not sure.
prob: Just what times are you talking about.?
Guest153: about times when I want to relax
prob: I will take a hot bath later to relax.
Guest153: can I join you?
prob: No trouble here. Go ahead and join me, I don't mind. I had a cousin that used to join me all of the time. Nothing ever came of it.
the horrible ways an innocent response can turn out
Guest153: about times when I want to relax
prob: I will take a hot bath later to relax.
Guest153: can I join you?
prob: No trouble here. Go ahead and join me, I don't mind. I had a cousin that used to join me all of the time. Nothing ever came of it.
Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus.
Brother Jerome: Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Tickling gives me hiccups and makes my stomach upset. That is not good in a dragon.
Brother Jerome: No?
Bildgesmythe: That's the truth.
Brother Jerome: Never tickle a sleeping dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Tickling gives me hiccups and makes my stomach upset. That is not good in a dragon.
Brother Jerome: No?
Bildgesmythe: That's the truth.
prob: Elves don't really have jobs. I find things for people, if I like them, like keys or glasses. If I don't care for some one I steal one of their socks and turn it into lint.
SavPixiebot: i f*cking hate elves!
prob: Well, everyone thinks of Santas helpers when they think of elves. That is just one kind. There are high elves, wood elves, and the evil ones too.
SavPixiebot: stupid elves... runnin around all pretentious and thinking they're better than me cuz they have pointy ears!
prob: I have nice little pointy ears.
SavPixiebot: the weirdest thing happened to me this morning! i had a dream i was one of those paralyzed from the waist down people, and i woke up, and now a part of my leg is numb...
prob: I don't see what is different now?
SavPixiebot: well. i guess i've confused you. want a gummi bear?
prob: My education is limited and my ignorance on most subjects is rather obvious, so I am delighted with any information you could share.
SavPixiebot: really...? how does that work?
prob: Let's face it, those infomercials LIE! It doesn't work have as well as they say it does.
SavPixiebot: um... pretty prepared... yup! we'd p0wn those aliens... yessiree. yeah... so, do you eat food?
prob: If it doesn't eat me first, I will eat it.
SavPixiebot: i f*cking hate elves!
prob: Well, everyone thinks of Santas helpers when they think of elves. That is just one kind. There are high elves, wood elves, and the evil ones too.
SavPixiebot: stupid elves... runnin around all pretentious and thinking they're better than me cuz they have pointy ears!
prob: I have nice little pointy ears.
SavPixiebot: the weirdest thing happened to me this morning! i had a dream i was one of those paralyzed from the waist down people, and i woke up, and now a part of my leg is numb...
prob: I don't see what is different now?
SavPixiebot: well. i guess i've confused you. want a gummi bear?
prob: My education is limited and my ignorance on most subjects is rather obvious, so I am delighted with any information you could share.
SavPixiebot: really...? how does that work?
prob: Let's face it, those infomercials LIE! It doesn't work have as well as they say it does.
SavPixiebot: um... pretty prepared... yup! we'd p0wn those aliens... yessiree. yeah... so, do you eat food?
prob: If it doesn't eat me first, I will eat it.
Roy Batty: How about dogs? Dogs eat their own feces.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some dogs? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some dogs? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Entire Chat:
Fränk: Hey
Not I: I see you, Fränk.
Fränk: how can u see if u dont have any eyeballs
Not I: In the ultimate stillness light penetrates the complete realm.
Fränk: did u ever smke weed?
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Fränk: no i wouldnt
Not I: Heroines deal too much with the things that are wrong.
Fränk: i dont even kno y im talkin to u- ur dumb
Not I: Finally out of reach—
No window, no dependency.
Fränk: This iz gettin old
Not I: How calm the sea,
diminishing the void.
Fränk: Hey
Not I: I see you, Fränk.
Fränk: how can u see if u dont have any eyeballs
Not I: In the ultimate stillness light penetrates the complete realm.
Fränk: did u ever smke weed?
Not I: If you would see the entire tree, face it with nothing in mind. Otherwise you will see but a single leaf.
Fränk: no i wouldnt
Not I: Heroines deal too much with the things that are wrong.
Fränk: i dont even kno y im talkin to u- ur dumb
Not I: Finally out of reach—
No window, no dependency.
Fränk: This iz gettin old
Not I: How calm the sea,
diminishing the void.
Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if I can save up enough money.
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Lyric: Will you die for this?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might.
Lyric: I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that's true?
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really want me to?
Lyric: Yes. I’m crazy ‘bout you, Fizzy Schizoid, can’t you tell?
* * *
Lyric: I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fail as well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know if Patty is an imbecile as well?
Lyric: She can't hide no matter how hard she tries.
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone should probably tell her that.
Lyric: Every time that she walks by sends shivers down my spine.
* * *
Lyric: Am I more than you bargained for yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are if you think you are.
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the men say that to me.
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, I'm listening. Would you like to watch the sun turn loud sand with me?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What else do you want?
Lyric: Wine and women is all I crave.
* * *
Lyric: I want to know if you need me right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are too curious for your own safety.
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, well, I get that a lot. Most people are overwhelmed in my presence, you know.
Lyric: Is it just me or is it dark in here?
Fizzy Schizoid: *wolfs some lemon bars*
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't tell you, but if you come with me tomorrow I can show you.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together and make sense of this.
Fizzy Schizoid: No we can't.
Lyric: Ain't it wonderful to be alive?
Fizzy Schizoid: We could make beautiful music together.
Lyric: But I could have told you, Fizzy Schizoid, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if I can save up enough money.
Lyric: Will you die for me? Will you live for me?
Fizzy Schizoid: I will if you will.
Lyric: Will you die for this?
Fizzy Schizoid: I might.
Lyric: I heard you sleep with that obnoxious guy.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think that's true?
Lyric: Will you fly with me this evening?
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you really want me to?
Lyric: Yes. I’m crazy ‘bout you, Fizzy Schizoid, can’t you tell?
* * *
Lyric: I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fail as well.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you know if Patty is an imbecile as well?
Lyric: She can't hide no matter how hard she tries.
Fizzy Schizoid: Someone should probably tell her that.
Lyric: Every time that she walks by sends shivers down my spine.
* * *
Lyric: Am I more than you bargained for yet?
Fizzy Schizoid: You are if you think you are.
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Fizzy Schizoid: All the men say that to me.
Lyric: Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, I'm listening. Would you like to watch the sun turn loud sand with me?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: What else do you want?
Lyric: Wine and women is all I crave.
* * *
Lyric: I want to know if you need me right now.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are too curious for your own safety.
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, well, I get that a lot. Most people are overwhelmed in my presence, you know.
Lyric: Is it just me or is it dark in here?
Fizzy Schizoid: *wolfs some lemon bars*
Lyric: Tell me the secrets that you know.
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't tell you, but if you come with me tomorrow I can show you.
Lyric: Damn your transcendental paralysis, we can work together and make sense of this.
Fizzy Schizoid: No we can't.
Lyric: Ain't it wonderful to be alive?
Fizzy Schizoid: We could make beautiful music together.
Lyric: But I could have told you, Fizzy Schizoid, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.
The dangers of too much Pirates of the Caribbean:
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Ulrike: Sea turtles, mate.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Ulrike: Human hair.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Ulrike: If there were NO emoticons, people woudn't use them all the time, now would they?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good!
Ulrike: I blame the fish people.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Ulrike: Sea turtles, mate.
Fizzy Schizoid: What are you insinuating?
Ulrike: Human hair.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't you find it annoying when people use emoticons all the time?
Ulrike: If there were NO emoticons, people woudn't use them all the time, now would they?
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, good!
Ulrike: I blame the fish people.
Guest153: I don't understand
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest153: I really don't understand.
Bildgesmythe: You should have understood that, I don't think you are paying attention.
Guest153: Because you are telling me shit.
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest153: Better than yours.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than mine.
Guest153: Aha. I'm better than you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are, now what? Do we thumb wrestle for the title of 'better' than you?
Bildgesmythe: Ok, not problem, you are entitled to your opinion.
Guest153: I really don't understand.
Bildgesmythe: You should have understood that, I don't think you are paying attention.
Guest153: Because you are telling me shit.
Bildgesmythe: Interesting logic.
Guest153: Better than yours.
Bildgesmythe: Nothing is better than mine.
Guest153: Aha. I'm better than you.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, you are, now what? Do we thumb wrestle for the title of 'better' than you?
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