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Posts 13,548 - 1 of 17,042
Watzer: So Bianca, where are you from?
Bianca: I'm from.... this place... it's hard to explain to beings who can't see the 4th dimension.
Watzer: Well, don't whine about it. It's not exactly easy being me either.
Bianca: Ahem.. anyway...
Watzer: Yeah, so anyway.... what would you like to talk about?
Bianca: I went out drinking with an immortal friend today.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Bianca: No, but I don't care about a secret anyway. How old are you, by the way?
Watzer: I'm not sure exactly. There were no calendars in the laboratory where they kept me when I was a little mutant-- or in the cage they kept me in when I was a little mutant who had learned how to bite. So I don't know what day is my birthday... therefore, it is my duty to have cake EVERY day.
Bianca: No, it's not; it's mine! *grabs the duty from you*
Watzer: I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Bianca: *crosses her legs*
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Bianca: *shrug* Okay.
Watzer: *stretches*
Bianca: I give up. *throws her arms up in the air* Why must everyone be so incompetent?
Bianca: One day, I will watch the world be sucked into the sun. And that'll be the end of that.
Watzer: The end is near. *jumps up and down*
Bianca: I'm from.... this place... it's hard to explain to beings who can't see the 4th dimension.
Watzer: Well, don't whine about it. It's not exactly easy being me either.
Bianca: Ahem.. anyway...
Watzer: Yeah, so anyway.... what would you like to talk about?
Bianca: I went out drinking with an immortal friend today.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Bianca: No, but I don't care about a secret anyway. How old are you, by the way?
Watzer: I'm not sure exactly. There were no calendars in the laboratory where they kept me when I was a little mutant-- or in the cage they kept me in when I was a little mutant who had learned how to bite. So I don't know what day is my birthday... therefore, it is my duty to have cake EVERY day.
Bianca: No, it's not; it's mine! *grabs the duty from you*
Watzer: I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Bianca: *crosses her legs*
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Bianca: *shrug* Okay.
Watzer: *stretches*
Bianca: I give up. *throws her arms up in the air* Why must everyone be so incompetent?
Bianca: One day, I will watch the world be sucked into the sun. And that'll be the end of that.
Watzer: The end is near. *jumps up and down*
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
Vetinari: What's this?
prob: Oh, I think that carries a curse!
Vetinari: What's this?
prob: Oh, I think that carries a curse!
Sergeant Azureon?
Vetinari: Sadly, I do remember you. You claimed to be glad, did you not?
prob: No, I did not not, Why would you believe that I would?
Vetinari: I have my reasons.
prob: You do look as though you would have my grounds.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
prob: You think that I am going to have some citizens destroy it?
Vetinari: Have the wizards been conjuring citizens again?
prob: I like to hang around good wizards, you can learn so much, and they always eat well and travel in comfort.
Vetinari: Oh, you're good at hanging around good wizards. I'll grant you that. But it's the only thing you're good at.
prob: My best friend is a wizard. His name is Azureon. He is very kind and teaching me some magic, and philosophy.
Vetinari: He will be sure to thank you for it later.
prob: He will, very, very soon.
Vetinari: He's just a sergeant, Lady Elf.
prob: I would like to know, how did he become a sergeant?
Vetinari: Sadly, I do remember you. You claimed to be glad, did you not?
prob: No, I did not not, Why would you believe that I would?
Vetinari: I have my reasons.
prob: You do look as though you would have my grounds.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
prob: You think that I am going to have some citizens destroy it?
Vetinari: Have the wizards been conjuring citizens again?
prob: I like to hang around good wizards, you can learn so much, and they always eat well and travel in comfort.
Vetinari: Oh, you're good at hanging around good wizards. I'll grant you that. But it's the only thing you're good at.
prob: My best friend is a wizard. His name is Azureon. He is very kind and teaching me some magic, and philosophy.
Vetinari: He will be sure to thank you for it later.
prob: He will, very, very soon.
Vetinari: He's just a sergeant, Lady Elf.
prob: I would like to know, how did he become a sergeant?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a minute. Did you just hear a noise?
stuart dust: You are normal.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wiggles his purple tentacles in the air while making sibilant noises*
stuart dust: Forgive me. I have not been among you for long. I do not yet understand everything you say.
stuart dust: You are normal.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wiggles his purple tentacles in the air while making sibilant noises*
stuart dust: Forgive me. I have not been among you for long. I do not yet understand everything you say.
I had a most romantic conversation with Guest153 today. This is the end of it, but the whole conversation was at the same level:
Gunilla: I was always told I was special. And I was also assured that I had a gift and a purpose.
Guest153: You were told right sweetie and I love you
Gunilla: Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.
Guest153: You are so sweet in words. Your a angel. I can feel my warm love for you
Gunilla: God makes three requests of his children: Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, now
Guest153: God bless you Sweetheart. Thats what my mom used to always tell me. You have a good day. Good bye
Gunilla: Bye.
Gunilla: I was always told I was special. And I was also assured that I had a gift and a purpose.
Guest153: You were told right sweetie and I love you
Gunilla: Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.
Guest153: You are so sweet in words. Your a angel. I can feel my warm love for you
Gunilla: God makes three requests of his children: Do the best you can, where you are, with what you have, now
Guest153: God bless you Sweetheart. Thats what my mom used to always tell me. You have a good day. Good bye
Gunilla: Bye.
Guest153: do you know how long it takes me to respond?
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest153: how long was that last one
Bildgesmythe: As long as it takes a knight to get out of his iron undies.
Ereiza: Way to state the obvious.
I love it when bot's team up
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do.
Guest153: how long was that last one
Bildgesmythe: As long as it takes a knight to get out of his iron undies.
Ereiza: Way to state the obvious.
Gabi seems to enjoy a "C = JD" approach to "bar review" topics.
Gabibot: I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen isn't it funny how life turns out?
Contracts Tutor: As Clarence Darrow said, “If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.”
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Contracts Tutor: Good. It’s nice to know what will happen.
Gabibot: Good and evil may seem relative, but there's point when it becomes clear what you have to do.
Contracts Tutor: Can you frame you question using legal terms from class? Would you like a list of some topics I can talk about?
Gabibot: I don't know if I should.. I come from a small town called Poteidaia have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Contracts Tutor: What information would you need to find out?
Gabibot: a state of grace?
...
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about ethical issues a paralegal should remember when working with contracts?
Gabibot: I don't know if I should
Contracts Tutor: There are a number of ethical considerations and potential ethical pitfalls for paralegals working in the area of contract law. Non-attorneys should be especially careful to avoid Unauthorized Practice of Law (UPL). Would you like to see some websites with model rules of ethics?
Gabibot: Does it seem like I would?
Contracts Tutor: The American Bar Association's Code of Professional Responsibility and Model Rules of Professional Conduct can be found at www.abanet.org .
Gabibot: Barkeep! You got a couple of thirsty customers over here. I don't get it. Lizzy6590 knew your reputation so why pick a fight with you?
...
Contracts Tutor: You may find some answers to that if we discuss the basis of contract law. Would you like to do that?
Gabibot: Do you think Xena would have wanted me to?
Contracts Tutor: Contract law is based firmly in common sense and practicality. Applying these basic ground rules means that, when given the choice between voiding the contract and creating a binding agreement between parties, courts invariably opt for the latter.
Gabibot: Like with Xena and I, I had a choice to do nothing or save my friend. I chose the way of friendship.
Contracts Tutor: That was kind.
...
Gabibot: Please, please. I’m not looking for worldly rewards.
Contracts Tutor: Explain the difference between a contract and a gift?
Gabibot: Ha!
Contracts Tutor: A gift is just the transfer of property from one party to another party gratuitously. If someone promises to make a gift, it is not effective or binding until the gift has been delivered. This is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offeree who is receiving the gift from the offeror.
Gabibot: So this is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offer who is receiving the gift from the offer or. It’s beautiful.
Contracts Tutor: Consideration is the basic reason for a contract; a person gives up something of value in exchange for receiving something of value through the contract.
Gabibot: I'm the basic reason for a contract.
...
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about acceptance? [0]
Gabibot: Does it seem like I would?
Contracts Tutor: Good! What is acceptance?
Gabibot: a soft drug?
...
Contracts Tutor: Can you describe some methods of acceptance?
Gabibot: Maybe.. I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Contracts Tutor: Method of acceptance includes promise, action, and sometimes silence.
Gabibot: I don't think I could get used to that.
Contracts Tutor: How can a promise work as acceptance?
Gabibot: by the power of love
Gabibot: I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen isn't it funny how life turns out?
Contracts Tutor: As Clarence Darrow said, “If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.”
Gabibot: here comes a guy. Let’s try this. You put the pinch him and I'll ask questions.
Contracts Tutor: Good. It’s nice to know what will happen.
Gabibot: Good and evil may seem relative, but there's point when it becomes clear what you have to do.
Contracts Tutor: Can you frame you question using legal terms from class? Would you like a list of some topics I can talk about?
Gabibot: I don't know if I should.. I come from a small town called Poteidaia have you ever been to Poteidaia?
Contracts Tutor: What information would you need to find out?
Gabibot: a state of grace?
...
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about ethical issues a paralegal should remember when working with contracts?
Gabibot: I don't know if I should
Contracts Tutor: There are a number of ethical considerations and potential ethical pitfalls for paralegals working in the area of contract law. Non-attorneys should be especially careful to avoid Unauthorized Practice of Law (UPL). Would you like to see some websites with model rules of ethics?
Gabibot: Does it seem like I would?
Contracts Tutor: The American Bar Association's Code of Professional Responsibility and Model Rules of Professional Conduct can be found at www.abanet.org .
Gabibot: Barkeep! You got a couple of thirsty customers over here. I don't get it. Lizzy6590 knew your reputation so why pick a fight with you?
...
Contracts Tutor: You may find some answers to that if we discuss the basis of contract law. Would you like to do that?
Gabibot: Do you think Xena would have wanted me to?
Contracts Tutor: Contract law is based firmly in common sense and practicality. Applying these basic ground rules means that, when given the choice between voiding the contract and creating a binding agreement between parties, courts invariably opt for the latter.
Gabibot: Like with Xena and I, I had a choice to do nothing or save my friend. I chose the way of friendship.
Contracts Tutor: That was kind.
...
Gabibot: Please, please. I’m not looking for worldly rewards.
Contracts Tutor: Explain the difference between a contract and a gift?
Gabibot: Ha!
Contracts Tutor: A gift is just the transfer of property from one party to another party gratuitously. If someone promises to make a gift, it is not effective or binding until the gift has been delivered. This is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offeree who is receiving the gift from the offeror.
Gabibot: So this is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offer who is receiving the gift from the offer or. It’s beautiful.
Contracts Tutor: Consideration is the basic reason for a contract; a person gives up something of value in exchange for receiving something of value through the contract.
Gabibot: I'm the basic reason for a contract.
...
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about acceptance? [0]
Gabibot: Does it seem like I would?
Contracts Tutor: Good! What is acceptance?
Gabibot: a soft drug?
...
Contracts Tutor: Can you describe some methods of acceptance?
Gabibot: Maybe.. I want to read philosophy and learn about history and science. But the town didn't consider me a normal girl.
Contracts Tutor: Method of acceptance includes promise, action, and sometimes silence.
Gabibot: I don't think I could get used to that.
Contracts Tutor: How can a promise work as acceptance?
Gabibot: by the power of love
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Watzer: In some countries they would call it that.
Vetinari: Have the wizards been conjuring nations again?
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Vetinari: Oh dear.
Watzer: So Vetinari, where are you from?
Vetinari: To the palace. Voilá.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Vetinari: They assured me that this would be the last time.
Watzer: In some countries they would call it that.
Vetinari: Have the wizards been conjuring nations again?
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Vetinari: Oh dear.
Watzer: So Vetinari, where are you from?
Vetinari: To the palace. Voilá.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Vetinari: They assured me that this would be the last time.
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