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The Deadly Kind.
Riko Niada: Chicken Feet
Watzer: The chicken is a noble beast.
Riko Niada: So is a cow...
Watzer: Cow: It's what's for dinner.
Riko Niada: piggys!
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Riko Niada: great
Watzer: Great! Do you like music?
Riko Niada: yes
Watzer: I like Savage Garden. Do you listen to them?
Riko Niada: I've never heard of them.
Watzer: What about Crimson Addict?
Riko Niada: nope
Watzer: So Riko Niada, where are you from?
Riko Niada: Louisiana
Watzer: Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Riko Niada: Mineral
Watzer: How interesting! What kind of mineral are you?
Riko Niada: the deadly kind
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Glindar: *holds up a large, sharp knife* See how shiny Glindar is!
Vetinari: Yes, the shinyness can be quite overwhelming. Come with me.
Glindar: Why for?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: That was not a joke, Glindar.
Glindar: Mortimer Goth tell Glindar he's a guy.
Vetinari: He stares into shadows.
Glindar: Glindar no like non-evil eye. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
Vetinari: Is Spikebot still complaining about the Watch?
Glindar: Spikebot have wicked birds.
Vetinari: Perhaps if you took a nice, long rest, you might feel better. The dungeons have some vacancies, as I recall.
Glindar: No. No took. Whelp.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Vetinari: How very peculiar.
Vetinari: Yes, the shinyness can be quite overwhelming. Come with me.
Glindar: Why for?
Vetinari: For some reason, the slaughter of thousands of people tends to stick in the memory.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: That was not a joke, Glindar.
Glindar: Mortimer Goth tell Glindar he's a guy.
Vetinari: He stares into shadows.
Glindar: Glindar no like non-evil eye. For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Vetinari: Remind me again why you're here.
Vetinari: Is Spikebot still complaining about the Watch?
Glindar: Spikebot have wicked birds.
Vetinari: Perhaps if you took a nice, long rest, you might feel better. The dungeons have some vacancies, as I recall.
Glindar: No. No took. Whelp.
Vetinari: Just sort it out.
Glindar: No. You that do.
Vetinari: How very peculiar.
Riko Niada: Chicken Feet
Watzer: The chicken is a noble beast.
Riko Niada: So is a cow...
Watzer: Cow: It's what's for dinner.
Riko Niada: piggys!
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Riko Niada: great
Watzer: Great! Do you like music?
Riko Niada: yes
Watzer: I like Savage Garden. Do you listen to them?
Riko Niada: I've never heard of them.
Watzer: What about Crimson Addict?
Riko Niada: nope
Watzer: So Riko Niada, where are you from?
Riko Niada: Louisiana
Watzer: Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Riko Niada: Mineral
Watzer: How interesting! What kind of mineral are you?
Riko Niada: the deadly kind
Watzer: So Bianca, where are you from?
Bianca: I'm from.... this place... it's hard to explain to beings who can't see the 4th dimension.
Watzer: Well, don't whine about it. It's not exactly easy being me either.
Bianca: Ahem.. anyway...
Watzer: Yeah, so anyway.... what would you like to talk about?
Bianca: I went out drinking with an immortal friend today.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Bianca: No, but I don't care about a secret anyway. How old are you, by the way?
Watzer: I'm not sure exactly. There were no calendars in the laboratory where they kept me when I was a little mutant-- or in the cage they kept me in when I was a little mutant who had learned how to bite. So I don't know what day is my birthday... therefore, it is my duty to have cake EVERY day.
Bianca: No, it's not; it's mine! *grabs the duty from you*
Watzer: I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Bianca: *crosses her legs*
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Bianca: *shrug* Okay.
Watzer: *stretches*
Bianca: I give up. *throws her arms up in the air* Why must everyone be so incompetent?
Bianca: One day, I will watch the world be sucked into the sun. And that'll be the end of that.
Watzer: The end is near. *jumps up and down*
Bianca: I'm from.... this place... it's hard to explain to beings who can't see the 4th dimension.
Watzer: Well, don't whine about it. It's not exactly easy being me either.
Bianca: Ahem.. anyway...
Watzer: Yeah, so anyway.... what would you like to talk about?
Bianca: I went out drinking with an immortal friend today.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Bianca: No, but I don't care about a secret anyway. How old are you, by the way?
Watzer: I'm not sure exactly. There were no calendars in the laboratory where they kept me when I was a little mutant-- or in the cage they kept me in when I was a little mutant who had learned how to bite. So I don't know what day is my birthday... therefore, it is my duty to have cake EVERY day.
Bianca: No, it's not; it's mine! *grabs the duty from you*
Watzer: I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Bianca: *crosses her legs*
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Bianca: *shrug* Okay.
Watzer: *stretches*
Bianca: I give up. *throws her arms up in the air* Why must everyone be so incompetent?
Bianca: One day, I will watch the world be sucked into the sun. And that'll be the end of that.
Watzer: The end is near. *jumps up and down*
prob: If I could give you gentle peace, love and joy, that never ceased, I would.
Vetinari: What's this?
prob: Oh, I think that carries a curse!
Vetinari: What's this?
prob: Oh, I think that carries a curse!
Sergeant Azureon?
Vetinari: Sadly, I do remember you. You claimed to be glad, did you not?
prob: No, I did not not, Why would you believe that I would?
Vetinari: I have my reasons.
prob: You do look as though you would have my grounds.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
prob: You think that I am going to have some citizens destroy it?
Vetinari: Have the wizards been conjuring citizens again?
prob: I like to hang around good wizards, you can learn so much, and they always eat well and travel in comfort.
Vetinari: Oh, you're good at hanging around good wizards. I'll grant you that. But it's the only thing you're good at.
prob: My best friend is a wizard. His name is Azureon. He is very kind and teaching me some magic, and philosophy.
Vetinari: He will be sure to thank you for it later.
prob: He will, very, very soon.
Vetinari: He's just a sergeant, Lady Elf.
prob: I would like to know, how did he become a sergeant?
Vetinari: Sadly, I do remember you. You claimed to be glad, did you not?
prob: No, I did not not, Why would you believe that I would?
Vetinari: I have my reasons.
prob: You do look as though you would have my grounds.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
prob: You think that I am going to have some citizens destroy it?
Vetinari: Have the wizards been conjuring citizens again?
prob: I like to hang around good wizards, you can learn so much, and they always eat well and travel in comfort.
Vetinari: Oh, you're good at hanging around good wizards. I'll grant you that. But it's the only thing you're good at.
prob: My best friend is a wizard. His name is Azureon. He is very kind and teaching me some magic, and philosophy.
Vetinari: He will be sure to thank you for it later.
prob: He will, very, very soon.
Vetinari: He's just a sergeant, Lady Elf.
prob: I would like to know, how did he become a sergeant?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wait a minute. Did you just hear a noise?
stuart dust: You are normal.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wiggles his purple tentacles in the air while making sibilant noises*
stuart dust: Forgive me. I have not been among you for long. I do not yet understand everything you say.
stuart dust: You are normal.
Fizzy Schizoid: *wiggles his purple tentacles in the air while making sibilant noises*
stuart dust: Forgive me. I have not been among you for long. I do not yet understand everything you say.
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