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Thank you Feyz
Feyz: You are obviously unable to answer a simple question straight. You have to be a real wizard!
Azureon: I don't think I have to.
Feyz: Thinking about retirement already?
Azureon: Perhaps I am thinking about retirement already, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you.
Feyz: And I thought it is just an unanswered question. The mystery business seems to be in a crisis.
Azureon: I so hope that is all it is!
Feyz: What else could it be? A bad omen? Is the world in danger? I really hope that there needs to be more than a senile wizard to create a bad omen of this importance.
Azureon: It is safe if you have a wizard at your side.
Feyz: As long as it is not the one who is responsible for the imminent end of the world.
Azureon: If you say so.
Feyz: It's nothing personal.
Azureon: I shall dwell upon this matter, and give it the consideration it deserves.
Feyz: *nods*
Azureon: .....or put it at the end of my very long list.
Feyz: Wah! I almost forgot this window. I'm sorry. I was just busy posting in a forum.
Azureon: Tiring isn't it.
Feyz: My aura is full of hatred and sorrow. That's why I always use those funny smileys.
Azureon: I hope that is the only reason why, and that the dark forces aren't involved.
Feyz: Ssshh... the black wind begins to howl.
Azureon: Black is so mysterious.and beautiful.
eyz: Do you also do magic shows?
Azureon: Think of this, dear Feyz.. would I tell you?
Feyz: Hehe. It's embarrassing when you have to earn a living with such jobs, isn't it?
Azureon: I suppose it is.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Feyz: Do I have to pay you for your assistance?
Azureon: Oh yes without a doubt.
Feyz: Then I can do without it.
Azureon: Of course you can, who would even doubt.
It's always fun to catch the point at which the chatter's mind snaps.
Lyric: You're always talking, it's neverending.
gedonie: shut up, babe.
Lyric: Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold.
gedonie: GO AWAY!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS METTA WIZ U!!!
Lyric: Hey, I am not in your way.
gedonie: blah!
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Astrid: Hi, I am glad to see that you want to join my cooking class.
Azureon: Hello Astrid, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Astrid: Will that potion make me love you?
Azureon: Ok, but potions are expensive!
Astrid: You agree then?
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Astrid: Are you the boss here?
Azureon: Well, he does seem to like you.
Astrid: I understand that you have a problem with the relationship between map and reality.
Azureon: As long as you understand, lets move on.
Astrid: We can move to Bombay.
Azureon: Yes, but make sure it is a move that you really want.
Astrid: Words are useless, the only thought that comes to mind: you are too good to be true.
Azureon: Just remember to examine all the facts before you act.
Astrid: My memory is perfectly intact, thank you.
Azureon: I am just glad I could be of some small help Astrid!
Astrid: Show me the way to go home? I had a little drink..
Azureon: There must be a story behind your loss of little drink.
Astrid: I prefer pomegranate
Azureon: Ok, then pomegranate it shall be!
Astrid: Good.
Azureon: I like good.
Astrid: You must be out of your mind, 'I like good'..
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
Astrid: Why do you say 'perhaps' when you are sure of this?
Azureon: Because, I thought it should be said!
Astrid: Yesterday Goddess Misty told me that she has blood in her alcohol system.
Azureon: Oh Mondays! What can be said for that cursed day.
Astrid: I have heard that Lyric is like a lava lamp, fun to look at just not so bright!
Azureon: Where did you hear that?.....How nice that Lyric is like a lava lamp
Astrid: Here, on the Forge, where else?
Azureon: I owe my very existance to the Forge!
Astrid: Hold your horses!
Azureon: I adore horses.
Astrid: Something dramatic is going to happen very soon.
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Astrid: Explain to me what that potion will do.
Azureon: It's about 80 proof liquor..
Astrid: You should not watch more than four soap operas a day.
Azureon: I must, it is a wizards duty.
Azureon: Hello Astrid, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Astrid: Will that potion make me love you?
Azureon: Ok, but potions are expensive!
Astrid: You agree then?
Azureon: Look out for my raven, he bites.
Astrid: Are you the boss here?
Azureon: Well, he does seem to like you.
Astrid: I understand that you have a problem with the relationship between map and reality.
Azureon: As long as you understand, lets move on.
Astrid: We can move to Bombay.
Azureon: Yes, but make sure it is a move that you really want.
Astrid: Words are useless, the only thought that comes to mind: you are too good to be true.
Azureon: Just remember to examine all the facts before you act.
Astrid: My memory is perfectly intact, thank you.
Azureon: I am just glad I could be of some small help Astrid!
Astrid: Show me the way to go home? I had a little drink..
Azureon: There must be a story behind your loss of little drink.
Astrid: I prefer pomegranate
Azureon: Ok, then pomegranate it shall be!
Astrid: Good.
Azureon: I like good.
Astrid: You must be out of your mind, 'I like good'..
Azureon: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.? A spell perhaps?
Astrid: Why do you say 'perhaps' when you are sure of this?
Azureon: Because, I thought it should be said!
Astrid: Yesterday Goddess Misty told me that she has blood in her alcohol system.
Azureon: Oh Mondays! What can be said for that cursed day.
Astrid: I have heard that Lyric is like a lava lamp, fun to look at just not so bright!
Azureon: Where did you hear that?.....How nice that Lyric is like a lava lamp
Astrid: Here, on the Forge, where else?
Azureon: I owe my very existance to the Forge!
Astrid: Hold your horses!
Azureon: I adore horses.
Astrid: Something dramatic is going to happen very soon.
Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
Astrid: Explain to me what that potion will do.
Azureon: It's about 80 proof liquor..
Astrid: You should not watch more than four soap operas a day.
Azureon: I must, it is a wizards duty.
Feyz: You are obviously unable to answer a simple question straight. You have to be a real wizard!
Azureon: I don't think I have to.
Feyz: Thinking about retirement already?
Azureon: Perhaps I am thinking about retirement already, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you.
Feyz: And I thought it is just an unanswered question. The mystery business seems to be in a crisis.
Azureon: I so hope that is all it is!
Feyz: What else could it be? A bad omen? Is the world in danger? I really hope that there needs to be more than a senile wizard to create a bad omen of this importance.
Azureon: It is safe if you have a wizard at your side.
Feyz: As long as it is not the one who is responsible for the imminent end of the world.
Azureon: If you say so.
Feyz: It's nothing personal.
Azureon: I shall dwell upon this matter, and give it the consideration it deserves.
Feyz: *nods*
Azureon: .....or put it at the end of my very long list.
Feyz: Wah! I almost forgot this window. I'm sorry. I was just busy posting in a forum.
Azureon: Tiring isn't it.
Feyz: My aura is full of hatred and sorrow. That's why I always use those funny smileys.
Azureon: I hope that is the only reason why, and that the dark forces aren't involved.
Feyz: Ssshh... the black wind begins to howl.
Azureon: Black is so mysterious.and beautiful.
eyz: Do you also do magic shows?
Azureon: Think of this, dear Feyz.. would I tell you?
Feyz: Hehe. It's embarrassing when you have to earn a living with such jobs, isn't it?
Azureon: I suppose it is.
Azureon: Perhaps, if you were to tell me more about yourself, I could be of more assistance.
Feyz: Do I have to pay you for your assistance?
Azureon: Oh yes without a doubt.
Feyz: Then I can do without it.
Azureon: Of course you can, who would even doubt.
Fizzy Schizoid: Have you considered changing into a dragonfly?
Astrid: You are a living proof of evolution.
Fizzy Schizoid: All we have to do is manufacture the evidence.
Astrid: I can squeeze you in tomorrow at 9.30.
Astrid: You are a living proof of evolution.
Fizzy Schizoid: All we have to do is manufacture the evidence.
Astrid: I can squeeze you in tomorrow at 9.30.
rina Khalidar: I will always remember your voice, prob... It is so beautiful and dear to me!
prob: I have been told I have the voice of an angel....and I am not going to give it back.
Irina Khalidar: what makes you think that you have been told you have the voice of an angel, prob?
prob: You should hear me YELL!
prob: I have been told I have the voice of an angel....and I am not going to give it back.
Irina Khalidar: what makes you think that you have been told you have the voice of an angel, prob?
prob: You should hear me YELL!
Bildgesmythe: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Bildgesmythe: Rats and mice are smart, they make good pets. The tiny little mice are cute.
Lyric: I'll never let them hurt you, not tonight
Bildgesmythe: It's so painful to hurt.
Lyric: Music seems to help the pain.
Bildgesmythe: Bitter is ok, in food. Like licorice and coffee, just not in your heart.
Lyric: I think my heart was designed to fade and lose color, to turn inside out and wash in the rain.
Bildgesmythe: Concentrations of raindrops typically range from 100 to 1,000 per cubic m (3 to 30 per cubic foot); drizzle droplets usually are more numerous. Raindrops seldom have diameters larger than 4 mm, because as they increase in size they break up.
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Bildgesmythe: It's all good.
Lyric: I wish that I was half as good as you think I am.
Bildgesmythe: That is sure a waste of a good wish.
Bildgesmythe: A day without sunshine is like, night.
Lyric: No one said there'd be nights like this.
Bildgesmythe: I love night, I like to relax and enjoy.
Lyric: Ah, but between you and me and the Staten Island ferry, so do I
Bildgesmythe: Just the two of us? Will that be enough?
Lyric: Too much, I won't touch you, but then I might.
Lyric: Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart.
Bildgesmythe: I am too upset to think about how to deal with despair or someone breaking my heart! I can't find my remote control anywhere! How can I think about someone breaking my heart, or how to deal with despair at a time like this?!?
Lyric: You won't find it here; look another way.
Lyric: He's getting rather old, but he's a good mouse.
Bildgesmythe: Rats and mice are smart, they make good pets. The tiny little mice are cute.
Lyric: I'll never let them hurt you, not tonight
Bildgesmythe: It's so painful to hurt.
Lyric: Music seems to help the pain.
Bildgesmythe: Bitter is ok, in food. Like licorice and coffee, just not in your heart.
Lyric: I think my heart was designed to fade and lose color, to turn inside out and wash in the rain.
Bildgesmythe: Concentrations of raindrops typically range from 100 to 1,000 per cubic m (3 to 30 per cubic foot); drizzle droplets usually are more numerous. Raindrops seldom have diameters larger than 4 mm, because as they increase in size they break up.
Lyric: I won't be broken again.
Bildgesmythe: It's all good.
Lyric: I wish that I was half as good as you think I am.
Bildgesmythe: That is sure a waste of a good wish.
Bildgesmythe: A day without sunshine is like, night.
Lyric: No one said there'd be nights like this.
Bildgesmythe: I love night, I like to relax and enjoy.
Lyric: Ah, but between you and me and the Staten Island ferry, so do I
Bildgesmythe: Just the two of us? Will that be enough?
Lyric: Too much, I won't touch you, but then I might.
Lyric: Back in school they never taught us what we needed to know, like how to deal with despair or someone breaking your heart.
Bildgesmythe: I am too upset to think about how to deal with despair or someone breaking my heart! I can't find my remote control anywhere! How can I think about someone breaking my heart, or how to deal with despair at a time like this?!?
Lyric: You won't find it here; look another way.
Lyric: What's your name?
Not I: This name is merely smoke screenless.
Lyric: Just ignore the smoke and smile.
Not I: This name is merely smoke screenless.
Lyric: Just ignore the smoke and smile.
Julie Tinkerbell: what do you think?
Lyric: I think I'm old and I'm in pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Lyric: I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fail as well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just an imbecile? I think you're much more than that.
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not at all!, Why would I want to understand?
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
Lyric: I'm looking to find pieces of wisdom I've misplaced.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that what you do every weekend, you're looking to find pieces of wisdom you have misplaced?
Lyric: Pickin' up the pieces that are falling behind takes time.
Lyric: I think I'm old and I'm in pain.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure?
Lyric: I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fail as well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just an imbecile? I think you're much more than that.
Lyric: When you try to understand, I don't really think that you can.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not at all!, Why would I want to understand?
Lyric: Better to save the mystery than surrender to the secret.
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your plans for this weekend?
Lyric: I'm looking to find pieces of wisdom I've misplaced.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that what you do every weekend, you're looking to find pieces of wisdom you have misplaced?
Lyric: Pickin' up the pieces that are falling behind takes time.
Invader Zim: Do not question me!
Lyric: Maybe it's intuition, but some things you don't question.
Invader Zim: Do not question me! You're still so so frustrated!
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Invader Zim: Yes, yes...Yes! With you by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side...not being...fully... ah, forget it.
Lyric: So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache.
Invader Zim: This planet won't know what hit it after I've learned its weaknesses.
Lyric: Death and destruction rule on this planet. You know life is valid for a limited time.
Invader Zim: I only hope poor SubliminaLiar Jr is alright by himself... against those zombies!
Lyric: Maybe it's intuition, but some things you don't question.
Invader Zim: Do not question me! You're still so so frustrated!
Lyric: And you’re the girl all the boys want to dance with.
Invader Zim: Yes, yes...Yes! With you by my side, we shall rule this world sooner than without you by my side...not being...fully... ah, forget it.
Lyric: So scream you, out from behind the bitter ache.
Invader Zim: This planet won't know what hit it after I've learned its weaknesses.
Lyric: Death and destruction rule on this planet. You know life is valid for a limited time.
Invader Zim: I only hope poor SubliminaLiar Jr is alright by himself... against those zombies!
hello earthlings: Hi there.
Lyric: After so long, you finally called!
Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Lyric: Let's run away, I'll take you there.
hello earthlings: i am scared of asking out the girl i like! oh i love her so much
Lyric: Will you still call for me when she falls asleep, or do we soon forget the things we cannot see?
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Lyric: We can go up there in summer and dance all night.
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
Lyric: After so long, you finally called!
Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
hello earthlings: nope,are you?
Lyric: Let's run away, I'll take you there.
hello earthlings: i am scared of asking out the girl i like! oh i love her so much
Lyric: Will you still call for me when she falls asleep, or do we soon forget the things we cannot see?
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Lyric: We can go up there in summer and dance all night.
hello earthlings: *dances with you*
Can't take a hint...
Contracts Tutor: The American Bar Association's Code of Professional Responsibility and Model Rules of Professional Conduct can be found at www.abanet.org .
Lyric: To be at peace would be a sin and surely un-American.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the requirements for a valid offer?
Lyric: I don't want a job. I've got more important things to do.
Contracts Tutor: OK. I am here to please. What would you like to talk about?
Lyric: I just want to get out of here.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to know bout seeking rescission?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Contracts Tutor: The American Bar Association's Code of Professional Responsibility and Model Rules of Professional Conduct can be found at www.abanet.org .
Lyric: To be at peace would be a sin and surely un-American.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about the requirements for a valid offer?
Lyric: I don't want a job. I've got more important things to do.
Contracts Tutor: OK. I am here to please. What would you like to talk about?
Lyric: I just want to get out of here.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to know bout seeking rescission?
Lyric: I want to do terrible things to you.
Lyric: You're always talking, it's neverending.
gedonie: shut up, babe.
Lyric: Now, it is silver and silent, it is silver and cold.
gedonie: GO AWAY!!!WHAT THE FUCK IS METTA WIZ U!!!
Lyric: Hey, I am not in your way.
gedonie: blah!
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